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11 months ago
Such wizardry!
The drugs help the wizardry
Here are five humorous reasons someone might not want to trust a wizard offering free drugs:
"Too Much Magic in the Mix": Who knows what kind of enchantments those "free" drugs might be laced with? One puff and you could find yourself seeing pink elephants or spontaneously sprouting a unicorn horn. No thanks, Gandalf, I'll stick to my mundane reality, thank you very much.
"Questionable Side Effects": Sure, the wizard promises a mind-bending experience, but what about the fine print? Is temporary invisibility really worth the risk of growing a second head or turning your skin plaid? I'll pass on the psychedelic potion, thanks.
"Suspiciously Generous Offer": Call me paranoid, but when a wizard starts handing out free drugs like candy on Halloween, I can't help but wonder what they're really after. Is it my soul? My firstborn child? Or just a five-star rating on their magical Yelp page? Either way, I'll keep my distance, thank you very much.
"Magic Mishaps": Let's face it—magic isn't exactly known for its reliability. One wrong incantation and suddenly your free drugs are multiplying like rabbits or transforming into sentient jellybeans with a taste for human flesh. I think I'll stick to my non-magical, FDA-approved substances, thank you very much.
"Spellbound Addiction": Sure, those free drugs might seem harmless at first, but what happens when you're hooked on the wizard's wares and he starts charging an arm and a leg for your next fix? Suddenly, you're selling your soul (and your grandmother's heirloom teapot) just to feed your magical habit. No thanks, Merlin, I'll pass on the magical mystery tour.
Here are five humorous reasons someone might not want to trust a wizard offering free drugs:
"Too Much Magic in the Mix": Who knows what kind of enchantments those "free" drugs might be laced with? One puff and you could find yourself seeing pink elephants or spontaneously sprouting a unicorn horn. No thanks, Gandalf, I'll stick to my mundane reality, thank you very much.
"Questionable Side Effects": Sure, the wizard promises a mind-bending experience, but what about the fine print? Is temporary invisibility really worth the risk of growing a second head or turning your skin plaid? I'll pass on the psychedelic potion, thanks.
"Suspiciously Generous Offer": Call me paranoid, but when a wizard starts handing out free drugs like candy on Halloween, I can't help but wonder what they're really after. Is it my soul? My firstborn child? Or just a five-star rating on their magical Yelp page? Either way, I'll keep my distance, thank you very much.
"Magic Mishaps": Let's face it—magic isn't exactly known for its reliability. One wrong incantation and suddenly your free drugs are multiplying like rabbits or transforming into sentient jellybeans with a taste for human flesh. I think I'll stick to my non-magical, FDA-approved substances, thank you very much.
"Spellbound Addiction": Sure, those free drugs might seem harmless at first, but what happens when you're hooked on the wizard's wares and he starts charging an arm and a leg for your next fix? Suddenly, you're selling your soul (and your grandmother's heirloom teapot) just to feed your magical habit. No thanks, Merlin, I'll pass on the magical mystery tour.
