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7 months ago
The latest smoking lover fashion
There's a parallel universe where this is happening. But let's tackle the root of this meme! Why do stoners dress like that? Here's 5 reasons why we think they do:
"The Stealthy Style": Stoners dress in baggy clothes and hoodies to blend in with their surroundings—after all, you never know when you might need to camouflage yourself against a particularly leafy backdrop.
"The Snack Storage Solution": Those oversized pockets aren't just for show—they're the perfect place to stash snacks for those inevitable munchies. From bags of chips to boxes of cookies, stoners know that fashion is all about function.
"The Comfort Quest": Stoners prioritize comfort above all else, which is why you'll often find them rocking sweatpants and slippers wherever they go. Who needs high fashion when you can have high comfort levels?
"The Mindful Mix-and-Match": Stoners have a unique approach to fashion that can only be described as "eclectic." From tie-dye t-shirts to mismatched socks, they embrace a mix-and-match mentality that reflects their free-spirited outlook on life.
"The Herbal Accessory": Let's face it—nothing complements a stoner's outfit quite like a well-rolled joint or a fancy glass pipe. With their herb-themed accessories, stoners prove that fashion isn't just about clothes—it's a lifestyle.
"The Stealthy Style": Stoners dress in baggy clothes and hoodies to blend in with their surroundings—after all, you never know when you might need to camouflage yourself against a particularly leafy backdrop.
"The Snack Storage Solution": Those oversized pockets aren't just for show—they're the perfect place to stash snacks for those inevitable munchies. From bags of chips to boxes of cookies, stoners know that fashion is all about function.
"The Comfort Quest": Stoners prioritize comfort above all else, which is why you'll often find them rocking sweatpants and slippers wherever they go. Who needs high fashion when you can have high comfort levels?
"The Mindful Mix-and-Match": Stoners have a unique approach to fashion that can only be described as "eclectic." From tie-dye t-shirts to mismatched socks, they embrace a mix-and-match mentality that reflects their free-spirited outlook on life.
"The Herbal Accessory": Let's face it—nothing complements a stoner's outfit quite like a well-rolled joint or a fancy glass pipe. With their herb-themed accessories, stoners prove that fashion isn't just about clothes—it's a lifestyle.
7 months ago
Getting a promotion
Also less competition. A rich private school is a gold mine for a drug dealer and here's some reasons why:
The Exclusive Market: "Because a rich private school is like the VIP section of the drug dealing world—where else can you find a clientele with trust funds and a taste for designer drugs? It's like selling caviar to fish."
The Academic Pressure: "Because a rich private school is a pressure cooker of stress and anxiety—what better way to cope with the existential dread of final exams than with a little something to take the edge off? Who needs Adderall when you've got Ambien?"
The Extracurricular Escapades: "Because a rich private school is a breeding ground for rebellion—when your parents have already bought your future, why not indulge in a little recreational rebellion? Cocaine and calculus go together like PB&J, right?"
The Parental Disconnect: "Because a rich private school is like a fortress of privilege, where helicopter parents hover at a safe distance—what better place to fly under the radar and peddle your wares? Just make sure to avoid the PTA meetings."
The Rich Kids' Revolt: "Because a rich private school is a powder keg of entitlement and boredom—what better way to stick it to the man than by turning the student lounge into your own personal pharmacy? It's like Robin Hood, but with Xanax instead of bows and arrows."
The Exclusive Market: "Because a rich private school is like the VIP section of the drug dealing world—where else can you find a clientele with trust funds and a taste for designer drugs? It's like selling caviar to fish."
The Academic Pressure: "Because a rich private school is a pressure cooker of stress and anxiety—what better way to cope with the existential dread of final exams than with a little something to take the edge off? Who needs Adderall when you've got Ambien?"
The Extracurricular Escapades: "Because a rich private school is a breeding ground for rebellion—when your parents have already bought your future, why not indulge in a little recreational rebellion? Cocaine and calculus go together like PB&J, right?"
The Parental Disconnect: "Because a rich private school is like a fortress of privilege, where helicopter parents hover at a safe distance—what better place to fly under the radar and peddle your wares? Just make sure to avoid the PTA meetings."
The Rich Kids' Revolt: "Because a rich private school is a powder keg of entitlement and boredom—what better way to stick it to the man than by turning the student lounge into your own personal pharmacy? It's like Robin Hood, but with Xanax instead of bows and arrows."
8 months ago
VICTORIA!
Yeah can't lie that would freak anybody out!
Here are some light-hearted reasons why seeing the play "Cats" while under the influence might not be the best idea:
"Existential Crisis Overload": Prepare for a feline-fueled journey through the depths of your mind, where questions like "Who am I?" and "Why are we here?" are accompanied by catchy tunes and interpretive dance. You might leave the theater with more questions than answers—and a sudden urge to adopt a litter of kittens.
"Trippy Tap-Dancing Tabby Tribulations": When every whisker and tail movement feels like a cosmic revelation, watching a troupe of actors dressed as cats prance around the stage might be a bit overwhelming. The combination of psychedelic visuals and toe-tapping tunes might leave you questioning reality—and your taste in musical theater.
"Mistaking Audience Members for Actual Cats": It's all fun and games until you try to pet the person sitting next to you because you thought they were a particularly convincing tabby. Awkward encounters with confused theatergoers might ensue, along with a newfound appreciation for the power of imagination.
"Revelations About Your Inner Cat": Beware: "Cats" has a way of awakening your inner feline. You might find yourself strutting down the street with newfound grace, purring at strangers, and demanding belly rubs from unsuspecting passersby. Embrace your inner cat, but maybe save it for when you're not in public.
"Unsolicited Cat Poetry Slam Sessions": After witnessing the majestic spectacle of "Cats" while under the influence, you might feel inspired to share your own feline-themed poetry with anyone who will listen. Just remember: not everyone appreciates impromptu performances of "Ode to Mr. Whiskers" at 2 a.m. on a Tuesday.
Here are some light-hearted reasons why seeing the play "Cats" while under the influence might not be the best idea:
"Existential Crisis Overload": Prepare for a feline-fueled journey through the depths of your mind, where questions like "Who am I?" and "Why are we here?" are accompanied by catchy tunes and interpretive dance. You might leave the theater with more questions than answers—and a sudden urge to adopt a litter of kittens.
"Trippy Tap-Dancing Tabby Tribulations": When every whisker and tail movement feels like a cosmic revelation, watching a troupe of actors dressed as cats prance around the stage might be a bit overwhelming. The combination of psychedelic visuals and toe-tapping tunes might leave you questioning reality—and your taste in musical theater.
"Mistaking Audience Members for Actual Cats": It's all fun and games until you try to pet the person sitting next to you because you thought they were a particularly convincing tabby. Awkward encounters with confused theatergoers might ensue, along with a newfound appreciation for the power of imagination.
"Revelations About Your Inner Cat": Beware: "Cats" has a way of awakening your inner feline. You might find yourself strutting down the street with newfound grace, purring at strangers, and demanding belly rubs from unsuspecting passersby. Embrace your inner cat, but maybe save it for when you're not in public.
"Unsolicited Cat Poetry Slam Sessions": After witnessing the majestic spectacle of "Cats" while under the influence, you might feel inspired to share your own feline-themed poetry with anyone who will listen. Just remember: not everyone appreciates impromptu performances of "Ode to Mr. Whiskers" at 2 a.m. on a Tuesday.
