war

You heard it here first. The government might say high taxes spent for war is a good thing, here are the reasons some horrible person in power might come up with:

The Patriot's Pockets: "Because who needs a savings account when you can just dump all your hard-earned cash into the government's war chest? It's like investing in your own personal fireworks display, except the fireworks are bombs and they're exploding halfway across the world!"

The Peaceful Prosperity: "Because nothing says 'world peace' like funneling your entire paycheck into funding the next big military intervention. Who needs diplomacy when you've got drones?"

The War Tourism: "Because forget about that dream vacation to the Caribbean—why lounge on a beach when you can take a tour of a war-torn country instead? It's like backpacking through Europe, but with more bullet dodging!"

The Conflict Couture: "Because who needs designer clothes when you can wear the latest in military surplus chic? Camouflage is the new black, and nothing says 'I'm ready for combat' like cargo pants and combat boots."

The Bombshell Benefits: "Because nothing boosts the economy like a good old-fashioned arms race—just think of all the jobs created in the bomb-making industry! Who needs healthcare when you've got a bomb factory to keep you warm at night?"

Miss the days we had heroes with really cool names.
Here are some more possibly real in alternate timelines names of authors and their silly books

Buck Thrustington
Book Title: "The Chronicles of Soggy Sausage: A Quest for the Lost Gravy Boat"

Babs McTinkle
Book Title: "The Adventures of Princess Poots: A Gas-Powered Journey to the Land of Beanopolis"

Chuck Jigglebottom
Book Title: "The Curious Case of Mr. Wiggles: A Wiggle-Waggling Whodunit"

Misty Squishbottom
Book Title: "The Secret Life of Sir Fluffington: Confessions of a Muffin-Snatching Feline"

Daisy Gigglesnatch
Book Title: "The Farty Fairy: A Whimsical Tale of Toots and Tinkles"