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9 months ago
The jokes write themselves
I really hoped they would since i'm out of ideas. After getting yelled at by my boss for making this description too short I seem to have developed an abundance of ideas and here they are:
"The Carnivorous Catastrophe": Eating meat turns you into a walking carnivore, complete with growling stomachs and a sudden aversion to vegetables. Who needs a balanced diet when you can embrace your inner T-rex and terrorize the salad bar?
"The Beefy Brain Drain": Consuming meat will make you forgetful and scatterbrained, causing you to misplace your keys and forget your own name. Who needs memory foam mattresses when you can have memory foam hamburgers?
"The Porky Pig Paradox": Eating bacon will turn you into an actual pig, complete with a curly tail and an insatiable love of mud baths. Who needs a beach body when you can have a bacon body?
"The Chicken Nugget Nightmare": Consuming chicken nuggets will turn you into a human chicken nugget, complete with a crispy coating and a golden brown complexion. Who needs sunscreen when you can have barbecue sauce?
"The Steakhouse Syndrome": Eating steak will turn you into a walking steakhouse, complete with sizzling grills and a herd of hungry customers lining up for a bite. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you can have a portable grill on wheels?
"The Carnivorous Catastrophe": Eating meat turns you into a walking carnivore, complete with growling stomachs and a sudden aversion to vegetables. Who needs a balanced diet when you can embrace your inner T-rex and terrorize the salad bar?
"The Beefy Brain Drain": Consuming meat will make you forgetful and scatterbrained, causing you to misplace your keys and forget your own name. Who needs memory foam mattresses when you can have memory foam hamburgers?
"The Porky Pig Paradox": Eating bacon will turn you into an actual pig, complete with a curly tail and an insatiable love of mud baths. Who needs a beach body when you can have a bacon body?
"The Chicken Nugget Nightmare": Consuming chicken nuggets will turn you into a human chicken nugget, complete with a crispy coating and a golden brown complexion. Who needs sunscreen when you can have barbecue sauce?
"The Steakhouse Syndrome": Eating steak will turn you into a walking steakhouse, complete with sizzling grills and a herd of hungry customers lining up for a bite. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you can have a portable grill on wheels?
