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unemployed
11 months ago
I got meme posting today!
I decided i'd rather do this then professional Fortnite
Here are five humorous and relaxing tasks an unemployed person might dread waking up to in the morning:
"Fifteen Minutes of Staring Contest with the Ceiling Fan": Get ready to lock eyes with your biggest fan—literally. It's a battle of wills as you try to outlast the hypnotic rotation of your trusty ceiling companion. Winner gets bragging rights and a slight neck cramp.
"Extreme Pillow Fluffing Championship": Think fluffing pillows is easy? Think again! Strap on your wrist guards and prepare for an intense workout as you fluff, flop, and toss your way to pillow perfection. Bonus points for achieving maximum fluffiness without breaking a sweat.
"Coffee Mug Artistry Workshop": Unleash your inner barista and get ready to create a masterpiece with your morning cup of joe. From intricate foam designs to avant-garde latte swirls, the possibilities are endless—assuming you can muster the energy to lift the coffee pot.
"Naptime Olympics Training Session": It's time to hone your napping skills with a rigorous training regimen fit for a champion. From perfecting your pillow placement to mastering the art of the power nap, every snooze is a step closer to gold medal glory.
"Synchronized TV Remote Clicking Routine": Grab your remote and get ready to channel surf like never before. With precision timing and lightning-fast reflexes, you'll navigate through endless channels of infomercials, soap operas, and reality TV marathons—all while avoiding the dreaded "no signal" screen.
Here are five humorous and relaxing tasks an unemployed person might dread waking up to in the morning:
"Fifteen Minutes of Staring Contest with the Ceiling Fan": Get ready to lock eyes with your biggest fan—literally. It's a battle of wills as you try to outlast the hypnotic rotation of your trusty ceiling companion. Winner gets bragging rights and a slight neck cramp.
"Extreme Pillow Fluffing Championship": Think fluffing pillows is easy? Think again! Strap on your wrist guards and prepare for an intense workout as you fluff, flop, and toss your way to pillow perfection. Bonus points for achieving maximum fluffiness without breaking a sweat.
"Coffee Mug Artistry Workshop": Unleash your inner barista and get ready to create a masterpiece with your morning cup of joe. From intricate foam designs to avant-garde latte swirls, the possibilities are endless—assuming you can muster the energy to lift the coffee pot.
"Naptime Olympics Training Session": It's time to hone your napping skills with a rigorous training regimen fit for a champion. From perfecting your pillow placement to mastering the art of the power nap, every snooze is a step closer to gold medal glory.
"Synchronized TV Remote Clicking Routine": Grab your remote and get ready to channel surf like never before. With precision timing and lightning-fast reflexes, you'll navigate through endless channels of infomercials, soap operas, and reality TV marathons—all while avoiding the dreaded "no signal" screen.
