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HA doesn't help
BS doesn't either.
Ads are a part of the fun! That's why we have to compensate with a lot of memes for members (since you see none if you log in).
Here are some reasons a company might tell you disabling ads on the tv you bought own and paid for is never good:
"Because who needs uninterrupted viewing when you can play 'ad bingo' and guess which product will pop up next? It's like a surprise party for your remote control!"
"Why disable ads when you can turn your living room into a free-market battleground? It's like Black Friday every day, but without the bruises!"
"Forget peace and quiet! Embrace the chaos of commercial breaks! It's like a mini-vacation to 'Adland,' where the grass is always greener and the jingles never end!"
"Why disable ads when you can turn your TV into a pop culture time machine? It's like traveling back to the '80s, but with more product placement!"
"Who needs sanity when you can have a constant barrage of advertising? It's like having a personal salesperson in your living room, 24/7! Because nothing says 'relaxation' like being told what to buy every five minutes!"
Ads are a part of the fun! That's why we have to compensate with a lot of memes for members (since you see none if you log in).
Here are some reasons a company might tell you disabling ads on the tv you bought own and paid for is never good:
"Because who needs uninterrupted viewing when you can play 'ad bingo' and guess which product will pop up next? It's like a surprise party for your remote control!"
"Why disable ads when you can turn your living room into a free-market battleground? It's like Black Friday every day, but without the bruises!"
"Forget peace and quiet! Embrace the chaos of commercial breaks! It's like a mini-vacation to 'Adland,' where the grass is always greener and the jingles never end!"
"Why disable ads when you can turn your TV into a pop culture time machine? It's like traveling back to the '80s, but with more product placement!"
"Who needs sanity when you can have a constant barrage of advertising? It's like having a personal salesperson in your living room, 24/7! Because nothing says 'relaxation' like being told what to buy every five minutes!"
7 months ago
Built in Antenna
Wonder what form of government Antenna has! It's worth visiting any time of year that place is fun AF! Here are some totally not made up facts about Antenna the Constitutional Democracy maybe :
The National Sport of Antenna: Gnome Racing: Antenna takes pride in its quirky national sport, gnome racing. Every year, locals gather to watch as garden gnomes compete in high-speed races down specially designed tracks, complete with obstacles like miniature mushroom forests and tiny hedge mazes.
The Official National Pet of Antenna: Llama-Dactyls: In Antenna, llamas and pterodactyls are more than just prehistoric creatures—they're beloved national pets known as llama-dactyls. These whimsical hybrid animals are a common sight in Antennan households, where they're trained to fetch the morning newspaper and provide aerial rides for children.
The National Dish of Antenna: Disco Dumplings: Antenna's culinary scene is renowned for its eclectic fusion cuisine, with one standout dish being disco dumplings. These glittery dumplings are stuffed with a mix of exotic ingredients and served with a side of neon dipping sauce, adding a touch of sparkle to every meal.
The National Transportation System of Antenna: Hoverboard Highways: Forget about cars and bicycles—Antenna's futuristic transportation system revolves around hoverboards. Citizens zip around the country on sleek, levitating boards, gliding effortlessly along a network of rainbow-colored highways suspended in mid-air.
The National Holiday of Antenna: Sock Puppet Day: Antenna celebrates its unique cultural heritage with quirky holidays like Sock Puppet Day. On this special occasion, citizens don their most elaborate sock puppet creations and participate in parades, puppet shows, and sock puppet crafting workshops throughout the country.
The National Sport of Antenna: Gnome Racing: Antenna takes pride in its quirky national sport, gnome racing. Every year, locals gather to watch as garden gnomes compete in high-speed races down specially designed tracks, complete with obstacles like miniature mushroom forests and tiny hedge mazes.
The Official National Pet of Antenna: Llama-Dactyls: In Antenna, llamas and pterodactyls are more than just prehistoric creatures—they're beloved national pets known as llama-dactyls. These whimsical hybrid animals are a common sight in Antennan households, where they're trained to fetch the morning newspaper and provide aerial rides for children.
The National Dish of Antenna: Disco Dumplings: Antenna's culinary scene is renowned for its eclectic fusion cuisine, with one standout dish being disco dumplings. These glittery dumplings are stuffed with a mix of exotic ingredients and served with a side of neon dipping sauce, adding a touch of sparkle to every meal.
The National Transportation System of Antenna: Hoverboard Highways: Forget about cars and bicycles—Antenna's futuristic transportation system revolves around hoverboards. Citizens zip around the country on sleek, levitating boards, gliding effortlessly along a network of rainbow-colored highways suspended in mid-air.
The National Holiday of Antenna: Sock Puppet Day: Antenna celebrates its unique cultural heritage with quirky holidays like Sock Puppet Day. On this special occasion, citizens don their most elaborate sock puppet creations and participate in parades, puppet shows, and sock puppet crafting workshops throughout the country.
