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11 months ago
Turkeys are delicious though
Saying that from my veiled cat persona.
Peta is wrong though we know for a fact that turkeys want to be eaten. Here are a few reasons why we know:
"Because turkeys have been secretly studying human culture and realize that being eaten is the ultimate sign of respect in the Thanksgiving tradition. It's like winning an Oscar, but with gravy."
"Because turkeys are actually culinary connoisseurs who understand that being roasted to perfection is the highest form of culinary flattery. Move over, Gordon Ramsay, Tom Turkey's got some seasoning secrets!"
"Because turkeys have a keen sense of self-sacrifice and believe that by offering themselves up for the feast, they're ensuring a year of bountiful crops and good fortune for their fellow birds. It's like being the sacrificial lamb, but with more cranberry sauce."
"Because turkeys are low-key thrill-seekers who view being chased, captured, and roasted as the ultimate adrenaline rush. Who needs skydiving when you can have a basting brush and a roasting pan?"
"Because turkeys have a deep-seated desire for immortality and believe that by becoming the centerpiece of the Thanksgiving table, they'll forever be remembered in the annals of culinary history. Move over, George Washington, Tom Turkey's the real founding father of Thanksgiving!"
Peta is wrong though we know for a fact that turkeys want to be eaten. Here are a few reasons why we know:
"Because turkeys have been secretly studying human culture and realize that being eaten is the ultimate sign of respect in the Thanksgiving tradition. It's like winning an Oscar, but with gravy."
"Because turkeys are actually culinary connoisseurs who understand that being roasted to perfection is the highest form of culinary flattery. Move over, Gordon Ramsay, Tom Turkey's got some seasoning secrets!"
"Because turkeys have a keen sense of self-sacrifice and believe that by offering themselves up for the feast, they're ensuring a year of bountiful crops and good fortune for their fellow birds. It's like being the sacrificial lamb, but with more cranberry sauce."
"Because turkeys are low-key thrill-seekers who view being chased, captured, and roasted as the ultimate adrenaline rush. Who needs skydiving when you can have a basting brush and a roasting pan?"
"Because turkeys have a deep-seated desire for immortality and believe that by becoming the centerpiece of the Thanksgiving table, they'll forever be remembered in the annals of culinary history. Move over, George Washington, Tom Turkey's the real founding father of Thanksgiving!"
