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squirrel
10 months ago
Friendship is hard work
Squirrel would get bored too unlike this persons friend who enjoys whimsical facts and questions in the middle of the night. As a person with as many friends as Zoidberg from Futurama I'd take a dead rat if it offered me any sort of companionship and warmth so I'm inclined to say having a friend who bothers you at 2 30 am is a good thing. Here's 5 reasons why:
"The Insomnia Improv": Who needs sleep when you have friends who turn late-night chats into impromptu comedy shows? With their hilarious antics and never-ending banter, they'll have you laughing until the wee hours of the morning—and who needs sleep when you're having this much fun?
"The Midnight Munchies Madness": When your friends are night owls, every midnight snack run turns into a culinary adventure. Whether it's raiding the fridge for leftovers or embarking on a quest for the perfect slice of pizza, they'll keep your stomach—and your spirits—satisfied well past bedtime.
"The Slumber Party Shakedown": With friends who keep you up at night, every sleepover is an epic saga of secrets, silliness, and shared memories. From pillow fights to prank calls, they turn mundane evenings into unforgettable adventures—and who needs sleep when you're busy making memories?
"The Twilight Time Travelers": With friends who keep you up at night, every conversation is a journey through time and space. From debating the meaning of life to dissecting the plot holes in your favorite movies, they'll take you on a whirlwind tour of the universe—and who needs sleep when you're busy exploring the cosmos?
"The Insomniac Innovators": When your friends are night owls, every late-night brainstorming session is a stroke of genius waiting to happen. With their creative energy and boundless enthusiasm, they'll inspire you to dream bigger, laugh louder, and stay up way past your bedtime—and who needs sleep when you're busy changing the world?
"The Insomnia Improv": Who needs sleep when you have friends who turn late-night chats into impromptu comedy shows? With their hilarious antics and never-ending banter, they'll have you laughing until the wee hours of the morning—and who needs sleep when you're having this much fun?
"The Midnight Munchies Madness": When your friends are night owls, every midnight snack run turns into a culinary adventure. Whether it's raiding the fridge for leftovers or embarking on a quest for the perfect slice of pizza, they'll keep your stomach—and your spirits—satisfied well past bedtime.
"The Slumber Party Shakedown": With friends who keep you up at night, every sleepover is an epic saga of secrets, silliness, and shared memories. From pillow fights to prank calls, they turn mundane evenings into unforgettable adventures—and who needs sleep when you're busy making memories?
"The Twilight Time Travelers": With friends who keep you up at night, every conversation is a journey through time and space. From debating the meaning of life to dissecting the plot holes in your favorite movies, they'll take you on a whirlwind tour of the universe—and who needs sleep when you're busy exploring the cosmos?
"The Insomniac Innovators": When your friends are night owls, every late-night brainstorming session is a stroke of genius waiting to happen. With their creative energy and boundless enthusiasm, they'll inspire you to dream bigger, laugh louder, and stay up way past your bedtime—and who needs sleep when you're busy changing the world?
