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7 months ago
Food is very temperatue
Brain funny think food hot/cold. But here I am making fun of a genius especially since blowing on your ice cream means you're a visionary and here's a few reasons why:
The Arctic Aria: "Because blowing on ice cream is your chance to serenade the frozen dessert with a chilling rendition of 'Let It Go,' proving that even Elsa would envy your frosty finesse."
The Cool Cat Conundrum: "Because blowing on ice cream makes you feel like a cat trying to cool down a hot meal—except instead of a cat, it's you, and instead of a hot meal, it's a cold treat. Who said humans can't learn from felines?"
The Frosty Fanfare: "Because blowing on ice cream is the dessert version of a victory lap, celebrating your triumph over the elements as you tame the unruly beast that is a melting cone. Cue the applause and confetti!"
The Glacial Giggle: "Because blowing on ice cream is your chance to showcase your comedic prowess, turning a simple act into a sidesplitting spectacle that leaves everyone in stitches. Who knew dessert could be so funny?"
The Gelato Guffaw: "Because blowing on ice cream is like telling a joke to a frozen audience—the punchline might be cold, but the laughter is warm and contagious. Who needs stand-up comedy when you've got frozen treats?"
The Arctic Aria: "Because blowing on ice cream is your chance to serenade the frozen dessert with a chilling rendition of 'Let It Go,' proving that even Elsa would envy your frosty finesse."
The Cool Cat Conundrum: "Because blowing on ice cream makes you feel like a cat trying to cool down a hot meal—except instead of a cat, it's you, and instead of a hot meal, it's a cold treat. Who said humans can't learn from felines?"
The Frosty Fanfare: "Because blowing on ice cream is the dessert version of a victory lap, celebrating your triumph over the elements as you tame the unruly beast that is a melting cone. Cue the applause and confetti!"
The Glacial Giggle: "Because blowing on ice cream is your chance to showcase your comedic prowess, turning a simple act into a sidesplitting spectacle that leaves everyone in stitches. Who knew dessert could be so funny?"
The Gelato Guffaw: "Because blowing on ice cream is like telling a joke to a frozen audience—the punchline might be cold, but the laughter is warm and contagious. Who needs stand-up comedy when you've got frozen treats?"
8 months ago
A tattoo she will never regret
Tattoos should represent something you truly love
Here are five hilariously dumb tattoo ideas:
The "Spelling Bee Champion": Get a tattoo of a dictionary on your back with the word "dictionary" misspelled. It's a surefire way to keep your friends entertained and your English teacher cringing.
The "Regrettable Emoji": Get a tattoo of your favorite emoji on your forearm, but make sure it's the one with the crossed-out face. It's a constant reminder of the questionable decisions you've made in life.
The "Meme Masterpiece": Get a tattoo of the "Distracted Boyfriend" meme on your calf, but replace the people with images of your own face. It's a meta tribute to internet culture that's guaranteed to age like fine wine – or milk left out in the sun.
The "Questionable Quote": Get a tattoo of a motivational quote on your ribcage, but have it written in Comic Sans font. Because nothing says "serious life advice" like the font of choice for elementary school birthday party invitations.
The "Food Fiasco": Get a tattoo of a slice of pizza on your thigh, but have it look so realistic that people try to grab a bite. It's a deliciously dumb idea that's bound to leave you hungry for more – both pizza and questionable life choices.
Here are five hilariously dumb tattoo ideas:
The "Spelling Bee Champion": Get a tattoo of a dictionary on your back with the word "dictionary" misspelled. It's a surefire way to keep your friends entertained and your English teacher cringing.
The "Regrettable Emoji": Get a tattoo of your favorite emoji on your forearm, but make sure it's the one with the crossed-out face. It's a constant reminder of the questionable decisions you've made in life.
The "Meme Masterpiece": Get a tattoo of the "Distracted Boyfriend" meme on your calf, but replace the people with images of your own face. It's a meta tribute to internet culture that's guaranteed to age like fine wine – or milk left out in the sun.
The "Questionable Quote": Get a tattoo of a motivational quote on your ribcage, but have it written in Comic Sans font. Because nothing says "serious life advice" like the font of choice for elementary school birthday party invitations.
The "Food Fiasco": Get a tattoo of a slice of pizza on your thigh, but have it look so realistic that people try to grab a bite. It's a deliciously dumb idea that's bound to leave you hungry for more – both pizza and questionable life choices.
