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11 months ago
My brain hurts from reading this
Snakes clearly existing because they are mentioned in the bible but other dinosaurs? FAKE! All FAKE and here are 5 reasons why:
"The Big Bone Hoax": "Turns out those giant bones were just a prank pulled by prehistoric pranksters. They spent millions of years carefully crafting massive bones and burying them deep underground, just to see how gullible future scientists would be."
"The Time Travel Taboo": "Dinosaurs were actually just time travelers from the future, who got stuck in the past and decided to play along until they could find a way back home. Who needs a DeLorean when you've got a T-Rex?"
"The Hollywood Hype": "It was all a big Hollywood conspiracy to sell movie tickets. Spielberg and his cronies cooked up the idea of dinosaurs to cash in on the Jurassic Park craze—and we fell for it hook, line, and sinker."
"The Giant Lizard Cover-up": "Dinosaurs were actually just overgrown lizards who got a little too big for their britches. Turns out Mother Nature has a sense of humor, and she's not afraid to throw a few curveballs into the fossil record."
"The Museum Mayhem": "Dinosaurs were just a marketing ploy cooked up by the world's museums to boost ticket sales. After all, who wouldn't want to see a giant T-Rex skeleton? It's the ultimate tourist trap—and we've been falling for it for centuries."
"The Big Bone Hoax": "Turns out those giant bones were just a prank pulled by prehistoric pranksters. They spent millions of years carefully crafting massive bones and burying them deep underground, just to see how gullible future scientists would be."
"The Time Travel Taboo": "Dinosaurs were actually just time travelers from the future, who got stuck in the past and decided to play along until they could find a way back home. Who needs a DeLorean when you've got a T-Rex?"
"The Hollywood Hype": "It was all a big Hollywood conspiracy to sell movie tickets. Spielberg and his cronies cooked up the idea of dinosaurs to cash in on the Jurassic Park craze—and we fell for it hook, line, and sinker."
"The Giant Lizard Cover-up": "Dinosaurs were actually just overgrown lizards who got a little too big for their britches. Turns out Mother Nature has a sense of humor, and she's not afraid to throw a few curveballs into the fossil record."
"The Museum Mayhem": "Dinosaurs were just a marketing ploy cooked up by the world's museums to boost ticket sales. After all, who wouldn't want to see a giant T-Rex skeleton? It's the ultimate tourist trap—and we've been falling for it for centuries."
11 months ago
Australian food chain
The circle of life is just a weird shape in Australia.
We spruced it up to include dishes for human consumption, why should this cow get all the venom?
"Kangaroo Kickstart Surprise": A hearty kangaroo steak marinated in venomous snake sauce, served with a side of crocodile fritters and a 'Redback' spider web salad, guaranteed to give you a kick like a kangaroo in the outback.
"Shark Attack Sushi Roll": A daring dish featuring tiger shark nigiri, topped with spicy jellyfish tentacles and served with a side of 'Great Barrier Reef' seaweed salad. Just be sure to watch out for those sharp teeth!
"Dingo's Dinner Delight": A wild game platter featuring emu drumsticks, served with a side of diced Tasmanian devil chili and a 'Stingray Surprise' dipping sauce, sure to give you a taste of the Aussie outback.
"Crocodile Crunch Croissant": A flaky croissant stuffed with crispy crocodile tail meat, topped with diced saltwater crocodile eggs and a dollop of 'Saltwater Surprise' mayo. It's a snappy way to start your day!
"Box Jellyfish Jellybeans": A sweet and tangy dessert featuring jellybean-shaped candies infused with the essence of deadly box jellyfish, served with a side of 'Blue Ringed Octopus' parfait for a truly electrifying experience.
We spruced it up to include dishes for human consumption, why should this cow get all the venom?
"Kangaroo Kickstart Surprise": A hearty kangaroo steak marinated in venomous snake sauce, served with a side of crocodile fritters and a 'Redback' spider web salad, guaranteed to give you a kick like a kangaroo in the outback.
"Shark Attack Sushi Roll": A daring dish featuring tiger shark nigiri, topped with spicy jellyfish tentacles and served with a side of 'Great Barrier Reef' seaweed salad. Just be sure to watch out for those sharp teeth!
"Dingo's Dinner Delight": A wild game platter featuring emu drumsticks, served with a side of diced Tasmanian devil chili and a 'Stingray Surprise' dipping sauce, sure to give you a taste of the Aussie outback.
"Crocodile Crunch Croissant": A flaky croissant stuffed with crispy crocodile tail meat, topped with diced saltwater crocodile eggs and a dollop of 'Saltwater Surprise' mayo. It's a snappy way to start your day!
"Box Jellyfish Jellybeans": A sweet and tangy dessert featuring jellybean-shaped candies infused with the essence of deadly box jellyfish, served with a side of 'Blue Ringed Octopus' parfait for a truly electrifying experience.
