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Just mechanic things
Blinker fluid's looking pretty low too. What other lies could a mechanic use to separate the technically challenged from their hard earned cash?
"The Turbocharged Timing Belt": "Your car's timing belt is specially designed to give it an extra boost of speed when you need it most. It's like a turbocharger for your engine! Of course, it'll cost a bit more to install, but trust me, you'll feel the difference."
"The Deluxe Diamond Oil Change": "Our premium oil change package includes a special blend of diamond-infused oil that's guaranteed to make your engine purr like a kitten. Sure, it's a bit pricier than regular oil, but think of it as an investment in your car's future."
"The High-Performance Headlight Fluid": "Did you know that your headlights need regular fluid changes to maintain their performance? Our special high-performance headlight fluid is designed to keep your lights shining bright, even on the darkest nights. It's a small price to pay for safety!"
"The Supercharged Spark Plug Service": "Upgrading to our supercharged spark plugs will give your car an extra jolt of power every time you hit the gas. Plus, they're guaranteed to last longer than regular spark plugs, so you won't have to worry about replacing them as often. It's like giving your car a caffeine boost!"
"The Titanium Tire Rotation": "Our titanium tire rotation service is the ultimate in tire care. We'll rotate your tires using specially engineered titanium tools that ensure a smoother ride and longer tire life. It's a bit more expensive than regular tire rotations, but trust me, your car will thank you for it."
"The Turbocharged Timing Belt": "Your car's timing belt is specially designed to give it an extra boost of speed when you need it most. It's like a turbocharger for your engine! Of course, it'll cost a bit more to install, but trust me, you'll feel the difference."
"The Deluxe Diamond Oil Change": "Our premium oil change package includes a special blend of diamond-infused oil that's guaranteed to make your engine purr like a kitten. Sure, it's a bit pricier than regular oil, but think of it as an investment in your car's future."
"The High-Performance Headlight Fluid": "Did you know that your headlights need regular fluid changes to maintain their performance? Our special high-performance headlight fluid is designed to keep your lights shining bright, even on the darkest nights. It's a small price to pay for safety!"
"The Supercharged Spark Plug Service": "Upgrading to our supercharged spark plugs will give your car an extra jolt of power every time you hit the gas. Plus, they're guaranteed to last longer than regular spark plugs, so you won't have to worry about replacing them as often. It's like giving your car a caffeine boost!"
"The Titanium Tire Rotation": "Our titanium tire rotation service is the ultimate in tire care. We'll rotate your tires using specially engineered titanium tools that ensure a smoother ride and longer tire life. It's a bit more expensive than regular tire rotations, but trust me, your car will thank you for it."
11 months ago
Or waking up refreshed
Or having a good nights sleep if we're at it. Sleep scams are on the rise though here's a few we herd abut recently:
"The Dream Catcher Con": A self-proclaimed dream guru offers to sell you a 'dream catcher' device that guarantees you'll have only sweet dreams and wake up feeling refreshed every morning. Little do you know, it's just a regular net with some glitter sprinkled on it, and the only thing it catches is your money.
"The Pillow Pyramid Scheme": You receive an invitation to join a 'sleeping beauty' pyramid scheme where you can earn money by recruiting others to buy overpriced pillows that promise to revolutionize their sleep. The catch? The pillows are just regular pillows with a fancy label, and the only thing you'll be sleeping on is a bed of lies.
"The Nap Nap Trap": A 'sleep consultant' offers to sell you a personalized nap schedule guaranteed to maximize your productivity and energy levels. After shelling out a hefty fee for their services, you realize the schedule consists of nothing but '10-minute power naps' interspersed with '30-minute snack breaks'—and you're left wondering why you ever thought you needed professional help to sleep.
"The Sandman Subscription Scam": You subscribe to a 'sleep-enhancing' service that promises to deliver specially curated bedtime stories and lullabies to help you drift off to dreamland. Unfortunately, the stories are all poorly written fanfiction and the lullabies are just recordings of cats screeching, leaving you wide awake and questioning your life choices.
"The Slumber Self-Help Swindle": You purchase a 'sleep improvement' course that promises to teach you the secrets to achieving deep, restful sleep every night. After completing the course, you realize the only thing it's taught you is how to count imaginary sheep and recite the lyrics to 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star'—and you're left wondering if you'd have been better off just counting sheep the old-fashioned way.
"The Dream Catcher Con": A self-proclaimed dream guru offers to sell you a 'dream catcher' device that guarantees you'll have only sweet dreams and wake up feeling refreshed every morning. Little do you know, it's just a regular net with some glitter sprinkled on it, and the only thing it catches is your money.
"The Pillow Pyramid Scheme": You receive an invitation to join a 'sleeping beauty' pyramid scheme where you can earn money by recruiting others to buy overpriced pillows that promise to revolutionize their sleep. The catch? The pillows are just regular pillows with a fancy label, and the only thing you'll be sleeping on is a bed of lies.
"The Nap Nap Trap": A 'sleep consultant' offers to sell you a personalized nap schedule guaranteed to maximize your productivity and energy levels. After shelling out a hefty fee for their services, you realize the schedule consists of nothing but '10-minute power naps' interspersed with '30-minute snack breaks'—and you're left wondering why you ever thought you needed professional help to sleep.
"The Sandman Subscription Scam": You subscribe to a 'sleep-enhancing' service that promises to deliver specially curated bedtime stories and lullabies to help you drift off to dreamland. Unfortunately, the stories are all poorly written fanfiction and the lullabies are just recordings of cats screeching, leaving you wide awake and questioning your life choices.
"The Slumber Self-Help Swindle": You purchase a 'sleep improvement' course that promises to teach you the secrets to achieving deep, restful sleep every night. After completing the course, you realize the only thing it's taught you is how to count imaginary sheep and recite the lyrics to 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star'—and you're left wondering if you'd have been better off just counting sheep the old-fashioned way.
11 months ago
Crazy frog NFT's
Fully unethically coerced and forced! This is it, this is the NFT that changed my mind about NFT's . Here are some reasons why the only NFT worth buying is the Crazy Frog NFT :
"The Amphibious Anthem:" Who needs a boring old NFT when you can own a piece of digital history with a Crazy Frog-themed NFT? It's not just a sound, it's an amphibious anthem that will echo through the digital halls of eternity—complete with the sound of that iconic "ring ding ding ding ding" that's sure to drive your neighbors crazy.
"The Meme Magic Manifesto:" Crazy Frog is more than just a digital character—he's a meme magic manifesto waiting to happen. With his signature dance moves and catchy tunes, he's the perfect muse for creating viral content that's sure to leave your followers in stitches.
"The Crypto Croaker Collectible:" Move over, Bitcoin—there's a new crypto croaker in town. With a Crazy Frog-themed NFT in your digital wallet, you'll be riding the wave of the future with a one-of-a-kind collectible that's sure to make you the envy of all your crypto-loving friends.
"The Digital Dance Party:" Why settle for a boring old static image when you can own a Crazy Frog-themed NFT that comes to life with every ring ding ding ding ding? With his infectious energy and unstoppable enthusiasm, Crazy Frog will turn your digital art collection into a non-stop dance party that's sure to get everyone grooving.
"The Frogtastic Financial Future:" They say investing in NFTs is risky business, but with a Crazy Frog-themed NFT in your portfolio, you'll be hopping straight to the bank. With his undeniable charm and timeless appeal, Crazy Frog is sure to hold his value—and then some—in the ever-evolving world of digital assets.
"The Amphibious Anthem:" Who needs a boring old NFT when you can own a piece of digital history with a Crazy Frog-themed NFT? It's not just a sound, it's an amphibious anthem that will echo through the digital halls of eternity—complete with the sound of that iconic "ring ding ding ding ding" that's sure to drive your neighbors crazy.
"The Meme Magic Manifesto:" Crazy Frog is more than just a digital character—he's a meme magic manifesto waiting to happen. With his signature dance moves and catchy tunes, he's the perfect muse for creating viral content that's sure to leave your followers in stitches.
"The Crypto Croaker Collectible:" Move over, Bitcoin—there's a new crypto croaker in town. With a Crazy Frog-themed NFT in your digital wallet, you'll be riding the wave of the future with a one-of-a-kind collectible that's sure to make you the envy of all your crypto-loving friends.
"The Digital Dance Party:" Why settle for a boring old static image when you can own a Crazy Frog-themed NFT that comes to life with every ring ding ding ding ding? With his infectious energy and unstoppable enthusiasm, Crazy Frog will turn your digital art collection into a non-stop dance party that's sure to get everyone grooving.
"The Frogtastic Financial Future:" They say investing in NFTs is risky business, but with a Crazy Frog-themed NFT in your portfolio, you'll be hopping straight to the bank. With his undeniable charm and timeless appeal, Crazy Frog is sure to hold his value—and then some—in the ever-evolving world of digital assets.
11 months ago
Mechanics are a kind onto themselves
Just don't trust them. Be prepared. Have some these lines on you next time yougo down to the shop:
The Confused Customer: "Oh, that's interesting! I didn't realize my car had a built-in money printer. Must be one of those new features I missed in the owner's manual!"
The Amateur Sleuth: "Hmm, that sounds like a real head-scratcher! Maybe I should call my psychic hotline and see if they can channel the spirit of my car's previous owner to shed some light on this mysterious problem."
The Budget Whisperer: "Wow, you must have mistaken me for Jeff Bezos! Unfortunately, I left my money tree at home today. How about we stick to fixing what's actually broken?"
The DIY Enthusiast: "Oh, I love a good challenge! I'll just pop down to the hardware store, grab some duct tape and bubblegum, and fix it myself. Thanks for the heads-up!"
The Comedy Connoisseur: "Ah, I see you've upgraded from fixing cars to stand-up comedy! I'll give you a round of applause for that performance, but I think I'll pass on the pricey repair bill."
The Confused Customer: "Oh, that's interesting! I didn't realize my car had a built-in money printer. Must be one of those new features I missed in the owner's manual!"
The Amateur Sleuth: "Hmm, that sounds like a real head-scratcher! Maybe I should call my psychic hotline and see if they can channel the spirit of my car's previous owner to shed some light on this mysterious problem."
The Budget Whisperer: "Wow, you must have mistaken me for Jeff Bezos! Unfortunately, I left my money tree at home today. How about we stick to fixing what's actually broken?"
The DIY Enthusiast: "Oh, I love a good challenge! I'll just pop down to the hardware store, grab some duct tape and bubblegum, and fix it myself. Thanks for the heads-up!"
The Comedy Connoisseur: "Ah, I see you've upgraded from fixing cars to stand-up comedy! I'll give you a round of applause for that performance, but I think I'll pass on the pricey repair bill."
