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9 months ago
The mad lad did it
Extreme diarrhea was probably an unwanted side effect.
Here's 5 hilarious reasons why giving yourself Autobrewery Syndrome is the best idea ever:
"The Instant Party Starter": Forget about lugging around heavy coolers full of beer—with Autobrewery Syndrome, you can turn any outing into an instant party! Just eat some carbs, sit back, and let your body do the brewing. Who needs a keg when you've got your own personal brewery on board?
"The Ultimate DIY Project": Why spend money on craft beer when you can brew your own right in your gut? With Autobrewery Syndrome, you'll never have to worry about running out of beer again. Just stock up on snacks and let the fermentation process do the rest. It's like having a microbrewery in your stomach!
"The Beer Belly Bonanza": Who needs to hit the gym when you can cultivate your very own beer belly with Autobrewery Syndrome? Say goodbye to those boring six-pack abs and hello to a belly full of delicious homemade brews. It's the ultimate excuse to skip leg day and crack open another cold one instead.
"The Liquid Courage Lifesaver": With Autobrewery Syndrome, you'll never have to face an awkward social situation sober again. Feeling nervous at a party? Just let your body brew up some liquid courage and you'll be the life of the party in no time. Who needs charisma when you've got ethanol coursing through your veins?
"The Drunk Dial Dilemma": With Autobrewery Syndrome, you'll never have to worry about embarrassing drunk dials again—because you'll be drunk 24/7! Say goodbye to coherent conversations and hello to slurred speech and nonsensical ramblings. Who needs a filter when you've got ethanol-induced honesty?
Here's 5 hilarious reasons why giving yourself Autobrewery Syndrome is the best idea ever:
"The Instant Party Starter": Forget about lugging around heavy coolers full of beer—with Autobrewery Syndrome, you can turn any outing into an instant party! Just eat some carbs, sit back, and let your body do the brewing. Who needs a keg when you've got your own personal brewery on board?
"The Ultimate DIY Project": Why spend money on craft beer when you can brew your own right in your gut? With Autobrewery Syndrome, you'll never have to worry about running out of beer again. Just stock up on snacks and let the fermentation process do the rest. It's like having a microbrewery in your stomach!
"The Beer Belly Bonanza": Who needs to hit the gym when you can cultivate your very own beer belly with Autobrewery Syndrome? Say goodbye to those boring six-pack abs and hello to a belly full of delicious homemade brews. It's the ultimate excuse to skip leg day and crack open another cold one instead.
"The Liquid Courage Lifesaver": With Autobrewery Syndrome, you'll never have to face an awkward social situation sober again. Feeling nervous at a party? Just let your body brew up some liquid courage and you'll be the life of the party in no time. Who needs charisma when you've got ethanol coursing through your veins?
"The Drunk Dial Dilemma": With Autobrewery Syndrome, you'll never have to worry about embarrassing drunk dials again—because you'll be drunk 24/7! Say goodbye to coherent conversations and hello to slurred speech and nonsensical ramblings. Who needs a filter when you've got ethanol-induced honesty?
