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revenge
8 months ago
Revenge never tasted so sweet
He called in a strike.
Why stop there? Here's how he can continue using authority to his advantage:
"The Parking Ticket Parade": Have your brother swing by your enemy's neighborhood and start doling out parking tickets like candy on Halloween. Bonus points if he targets their driveway for a ticket-worthy violation, like parking slightly over the line or facing the wrong direction.
"Siren Symphony": Arrange for your brother to park his patrol car near your enemy's house and periodically turn on the sirens for a few seconds at a time. It's like a symphony of annoyance, with a touch of law enforcement flair.
"License and Registration, Please": Stage a routine traffic stop near your enemy's workplace or favorite hangout spot, complete with flashing lights and a friendly reminder to always obey traffic laws. Just be sure to let them off with a warning—after all, it's all in good fun.
"Community Policing": Encourage your brother to organize a neighborhood watch program and enlist your enemy as a volunteer. Nothing says "community service" like spending your weekends patrolling the streets for suspicious activity, right?
"The Case of the Missing Cat": Convince your brother to launch a full-scale investigation into the mysterious disappearance of your enemy's beloved pet rock, garden gnome, or other inanimate object of sentimental value. Who knows, maybe they'll even crack the case wide open (or not).
Why stop there? Here's how he can continue using authority to his advantage:
"The Parking Ticket Parade": Have your brother swing by your enemy's neighborhood and start doling out parking tickets like candy on Halloween. Bonus points if he targets their driveway for a ticket-worthy violation, like parking slightly over the line or facing the wrong direction.
"Siren Symphony": Arrange for your brother to park his patrol car near your enemy's house and periodically turn on the sirens for a few seconds at a time. It's like a symphony of annoyance, with a touch of law enforcement flair.
"License and Registration, Please": Stage a routine traffic stop near your enemy's workplace or favorite hangout spot, complete with flashing lights and a friendly reminder to always obey traffic laws. Just be sure to let them off with a warning—after all, it's all in good fun.
"Community Policing": Encourage your brother to organize a neighborhood watch program and enlist your enemy as a volunteer. Nothing says "community service" like spending your weekends patrolling the streets for suspicious activity, right?
"The Case of the Missing Cat": Convince your brother to launch a full-scale investigation into the mysterious disappearance of your enemy's beloved pet rock, garden gnome, or other inanimate object of sentimental value. Who knows, maybe they'll even crack the case wide open (or not).
