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red flags
8 months ago
Ignore the red flags at your own peril
This one is also a fail and because it is we're giving you 5 reasons why you shouldn't get your crazy stalker ex pregnant:
"Because your family tree shouldn't resemble a horror movie sequel—'The Stalker Strikes Back!'"
"Because 'baby daddy drama' should not be a recurring theme in your life—unless you're auditioning for a reality TV show."
"Because the only baby shower gift you'll need is a panic room installation kit."
"Because explaining to your child why they have three locks on their bedroom door might be a tad awkward."
"Because 'shotgun wedding' shouldn't be taken so literally—you've dodged enough bullets already!"
"Because your family tree shouldn't resemble a horror movie sequel—'The Stalker Strikes Back!'"
"Because 'baby daddy drama' should not be a recurring theme in your life—unless you're auditioning for a reality TV show."
"Because the only baby shower gift you'll need is a panic room installation kit."
"Because explaining to your child why they have three locks on their bedroom door might be a tad awkward."
"Because 'shotgun wedding' shouldn't be taken so literally—you've dodged enough bullets already!"
