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neurotic
10 months ago
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Just a neurotic text message to his dentist. We recommend not discussing world politics with your dentist though. The gnomes in my basement texted me these reasons last night:
"The Flossing-Foreign Policy Paradox": Discussing international politics with your dentist may lead to a heated debate about the most effective foreign policy—while your mouth is wide open and full of dental tools. It's hard to floss when you're busy debating the nuances of diplomacy.
"The Root Canal Realpolitik": Your dentist might be more focused on drilling into your molars than debating global affairs. Attempting to discuss international politics mid-procedure could result in some unintended consequences—like a novocaine-induced rant about geopolitics.
"The Cavity-CIA Conspiracy": Your dentist may suspect that your interest in international politics is just a cover for gathering intelligence on their dental practice. Attempting to engage in a discussion about global affairs could result in them filling your head with more than just fluoride.
"The Plaque-Propaganda Paradox": Your dentist might have strong opinions about international politics, but they're too busy scraping plaque off your teeth to share them. Attempting to discuss global affairs could lead to some awkward moments—like trying to respond to a question with a mouthful of dental instruments.
"The Mouthguard-Militarism Mishap": Your dentist might be more interested in protecting your teeth than discussing international conflict. Attempting to engage them in a debate about geopolitics could lead to them recommending a mouthguard to protect against the grinding of teeth—yours and theirs.
"The Flossing-Foreign Policy Paradox": Discussing international politics with your dentist may lead to a heated debate about the most effective foreign policy—while your mouth is wide open and full of dental tools. It's hard to floss when you're busy debating the nuances of diplomacy.
"The Root Canal Realpolitik": Your dentist might be more focused on drilling into your molars than debating global affairs. Attempting to discuss international politics mid-procedure could result in some unintended consequences—like a novocaine-induced rant about geopolitics.
"The Cavity-CIA Conspiracy": Your dentist may suspect that your interest in international politics is just a cover for gathering intelligence on their dental practice. Attempting to engage in a discussion about global affairs could result in them filling your head with more than just fluoride.
"The Plaque-Propaganda Paradox": Your dentist might have strong opinions about international politics, but they're too busy scraping plaque off your teeth to share them. Attempting to discuss global affairs could lead to some awkward moments—like trying to respond to a question with a mouthful of dental instruments.
"The Mouthguard-Militarism Mishap": Your dentist might be more interested in protecting your teeth than discussing international conflict. Attempting to engage them in a debate about geopolitics could lead to them recommending a mouthguard to protect against the grinding of teeth—yours and theirs.
