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Hell yeah! That's the only response to seeing this. Not gender specific mind you. Everyone should say Hell yeah and here's a few reasons why:
"The Primate Party Starter": "Seeing a monkey rocking shades is like nature's way of saying, 'Let the party begin!' It's impossible not to respond with a resounding 'Hell yeah' when you're faced with such undeniable swagger. Who knew our simian friends were such trendsetters?"
"The Coolness Quotient Quadrupled": "When a monkey throws on a pair of sunglasses, it's like they've unlocked a whole new level of coolness. Suddenly, they go from ordinary primate to the James Bond of the jungle, and you can't help but cheer them on with a hearty 'Hell yeah!'"
"The Simian Style Statement": "Monkeys in sunglasses are the epitome of effortless style. Whether they're lounging in the sun or swinging through the trees, they exude a level of cool that's impossible to ignore. It's like they're saying, 'I may be a monkey, but I'm also a fashion icon,' and you can't help but agree with a loud 'Hell yeah!'"
"The Primate Pizzazz Parade": "Let's face it, monkeys wearing sunglasses are just plain funny. There's something inherently hilarious about seeing our furry friends embrace their inner fashionista, and you can't help but join in the fun with a raucous 'Hell yeah!'"
"The Ape-tastic Attitude Adjustment": "In a world full of chaos and uncertainty, sometimes all you need is a monkey in sunglasses to remind you that life is meant to be enjoyed. Their carefree attitude and undeniable style are infectious, prompting even the grumpiest of souls to shout 'Hell yeah!' in appreciation."
"The Primate Party Starter": "Seeing a monkey rocking shades is like nature's way of saying, 'Let the party begin!' It's impossible not to respond with a resounding 'Hell yeah' when you're faced with such undeniable swagger. Who knew our simian friends were such trendsetters?"
"The Coolness Quotient Quadrupled": "When a monkey throws on a pair of sunglasses, it's like they've unlocked a whole new level of coolness. Suddenly, they go from ordinary primate to the James Bond of the jungle, and you can't help but cheer them on with a hearty 'Hell yeah!'"
"The Simian Style Statement": "Monkeys in sunglasses are the epitome of effortless style. Whether they're lounging in the sun or swinging through the trees, they exude a level of cool that's impossible to ignore. It's like they're saying, 'I may be a monkey, but I'm also a fashion icon,' and you can't help but agree with a loud 'Hell yeah!'"
"The Primate Pizzazz Parade": "Let's face it, monkeys wearing sunglasses are just plain funny. There's something inherently hilarious about seeing our furry friends embrace their inner fashionista, and you can't help but join in the fun with a raucous 'Hell yeah!'"
"The Ape-tastic Attitude Adjustment": "In a world full of chaos and uncertainty, sometimes all you need is a monkey in sunglasses to remind you that life is meant to be enjoyed. Their carefree attitude and undeniable style are infectious, prompting even the grumpiest of souls to shout 'Hell yeah!' in appreciation."
10 months ago
My kind of consipracy theory
A real VIP -very important primate. All I want to take from this meme is the conspiracy theory is George W Bush is Harambe's father.
That's it I'm dead set on this. Here are 5 conspiracy theories eluding to the fact that George W Bush is Harambe's dad:
The Banana Bill: Rumor has it that George W. Bush's favorite snack during his presidency wasn't pretzels, but bananas. Some speculate that his affinity for this fruit led him to frequent visits to the zoo, where he developed a special bond with a certain gorilla named Harambe.
The Texas Troop Theory: Conspiracy theorists claim that George W. Bush, a proud Texan, has a secret militia of loyal gorillas hidden away in the Lone Star State. Harambe, being the most famous of these gorillas, is said to have been groomed for greatness from birth.
The Dubya DNA Debate: Unverified reports suggest that traces of presidential DNA were found in Harambe's enclosure shortly before his tragic demise. Some speculate that this was part of a covert operation to cover up the truth about Harambe's true parentage.
The Oval Office Orangutan: According to this theory, George W. Bush's family tree has a few unexpected branches—including a distant cousin who happened to be an orangutan. Could Harambe be the missing link between humans and primates in the Bush family tree?
The Wacky White House Wildlife: It's no secret that the White House has housed some unusual pets over the years, from alligators to raccoons. But could a gorilla named Harambe have been among them? Some believe that George W. Bush kept Harambe as a secret pet during his time in office, raising him like a son before releasing him into the wild.
That's it I'm dead set on this. Here are 5 conspiracy theories eluding to the fact that George W Bush is Harambe's dad:
The Banana Bill: Rumor has it that George W. Bush's favorite snack during his presidency wasn't pretzels, but bananas. Some speculate that his affinity for this fruit led him to frequent visits to the zoo, where he developed a special bond with a certain gorilla named Harambe.
The Texas Troop Theory: Conspiracy theorists claim that George W. Bush, a proud Texan, has a secret militia of loyal gorillas hidden away in the Lone Star State. Harambe, being the most famous of these gorillas, is said to have been groomed for greatness from birth.
The Dubya DNA Debate: Unverified reports suggest that traces of presidential DNA were found in Harambe's enclosure shortly before his tragic demise. Some speculate that this was part of a covert operation to cover up the truth about Harambe's true parentage.
The Oval Office Orangutan: According to this theory, George W. Bush's family tree has a few unexpected branches—including a distant cousin who happened to be an orangutan. Could Harambe be the missing link between humans and primates in the Bush family tree?
The Wacky White House Wildlife: It's no secret that the White House has housed some unusual pets over the years, from alligators to raccoons. But could a gorilla named Harambe have been among them? Some believe that George W. Bush kept Harambe as a secret pet during his time in office, raising him like a son before releasing him into the wild.
