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10 months ago
Every time someone rich gives financial advice
But it's because you spend money on coffee and avocado toast though. I'm obviously not rich, shocker right, so I was thinking maybe rich people should shut the fuck up regarding the stuff they say regarding WHY they are rich in the first place! Maybe don't patronize us poorys. here are a few reasons why the rich should shut the fuck up sometimes:
"The Trust Fund Tyrants": Hey, Mr. Moneybags, your financial advice is about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine. When your biggest concern is which diamond-studded watch to wear, the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to afford groceries. So how about you take a seat in your ivory tower and leave the real advice to those of us who actually have to work for a living?
"The Silver Spoon Sages": Listen up, Princess Prada, your financial wisdom is about as relevant as a snowplow in the Sahara. While you're busy sipping champagne on your private jet, the rest of us are struggling to make ends meet. Maybe instead of lecturing us about investments, you could try donating some of that excess cash to charity—assuming you even know what that word means.
"The Wealthy Whiners": Oh, boo-hoo, Mr. Moneybags, did your stock portfolio take a hit? Cry me a river, why don't you? While you're sulking in your penthouse suite, the rest of us are scraping by on minimum wage. So how about you spare us the sob story about your yacht maintenance fees and try living in the real world for once?
"The Greedy Goblins": Hey there, Scrooge McRich, ever hear of the phrase "money can't buy happiness"? Probably not, considering you've never had to worry about paying rent or affording healthcare. Maybe instead of hoarding your wealth like a dragon with its gold, you could try spreading some of that financial advice to those who actually need it—like, I don't know, the 99% of us who aren't swimming in gold coins.
"The Privileged Pricks": Newsflash, Richie Rich, your financial advice is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. When your idea of a financial struggle is deciding which summer home to vacation in, you might want to reconsider doling out advice to those of us who are just trying to make it to payday without overdrawing our bank accounts. So how about you take your trust fund and shove it where the sun don't shine?
"The Trust Fund Tyrants": Hey, Mr. Moneybags, your financial advice is about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine. When your biggest concern is which diamond-studded watch to wear, the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to afford groceries. So how about you take a seat in your ivory tower and leave the real advice to those of us who actually have to work for a living?
"The Silver Spoon Sages": Listen up, Princess Prada, your financial wisdom is about as relevant as a snowplow in the Sahara. While you're busy sipping champagne on your private jet, the rest of us are struggling to make ends meet. Maybe instead of lecturing us about investments, you could try donating some of that excess cash to charity—assuming you even know what that word means.
"The Wealthy Whiners": Oh, boo-hoo, Mr. Moneybags, did your stock portfolio take a hit? Cry me a river, why don't you? While you're sulking in your penthouse suite, the rest of us are scraping by on minimum wage. So how about you spare us the sob story about your yacht maintenance fees and try living in the real world for once?
"The Greedy Goblins": Hey there, Scrooge McRich, ever hear of the phrase "money can't buy happiness"? Probably not, considering you've never had to worry about paying rent or affording healthcare. Maybe instead of hoarding your wealth like a dragon with its gold, you could try spreading some of that financial advice to those who actually need it—like, I don't know, the 99% of us who aren't swimming in gold coins.
"The Privileged Pricks": Newsflash, Richie Rich, your financial advice is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. When your idea of a financial struggle is deciding which summer home to vacation in, you might want to reconsider doling out advice to those of us who are just trying to make it to payday without overdrawing our bank accounts. So how about you take your trust fund and shove it where the sun don't shine?
10 months ago
Please talk to her
What a generous man!But if his pockets are open go crazy I say!
Here are five whimsical requests one might jokingly make of their girlfriend's sugar daddy:
"Hey, could you ask your sugar daddy if he can finance my dream of opening a cat café? I promise to name the fluffiest kitten after him!"
"Do you think your sugar daddy could fund a 'Netflix and naps' retreat for us? I'm thinking silk pajamas, unlimited snacks, and a butler to press play on our favorite shows."
"I heard your sugar daddy is good with investments. Think he'd be interested in putting some cash into my 'Taco Tuesday' food truck idea? Free tacos for life could be his reward!"
"So, do you think your sugar daddy would be up for sponsoring a 'Pajama Party for Adults' complete with pillow fights, blanket forts, and midnight snacks? I'm sure he'd love to join in the fun!"
"Could you ask your sugar daddy if he'd be willing to fund my 'World Tour of Weird Foods' expedition? I'll send him postcards from every bizarre snack I try!"
Here are five whimsical requests one might jokingly make of their girlfriend's sugar daddy:
"Hey, could you ask your sugar daddy if he can finance my dream of opening a cat café? I promise to name the fluffiest kitten after him!"
"Do you think your sugar daddy could fund a 'Netflix and naps' retreat for us? I'm thinking silk pajamas, unlimited snacks, and a butler to press play on our favorite shows."
"I heard your sugar daddy is good with investments. Think he'd be interested in putting some cash into my 'Taco Tuesday' food truck idea? Free tacos for life could be his reward!"
"So, do you think your sugar daddy would be up for sponsoring a 'Pajama Party for Adults' complete with pillow fights, blanket forts, and midnight snacks? I'm sure he'd love to join in the fun!"
"Could you ask your sugar daddy if he'd be willing to fund my 'World Tour of Weird Foods' expedition? I'll send him postcards from every bizarre snack I try!"
10 months ago
Punishment fit for the crime
That'll teach him, if not some of these 5 punishments might
The "Tape it Like You Mean It" Challenge: Their punishment involved a hilarious DIY challenge – using only the stickiest of tapes, they had to piece the torn money back together while wearing oven mitts. The struggle was real, but the laughter was even better!
The Etiquette Boot Camp Extravaganza: Picture them in a comically oversized etiquette hat and attending a boot camp led by a drill sergeant with impeccable manners. From practicing proper napkin folding to mastering the art of polite conversation, hilarity ensued at every turn.
The Budgeting Boot Camp: Extreme Edition: In a twist of fate, their budgeting project turned into a reality TV show sensation. With cameras rolling 24/7, they navigated the treacherous waters of financial responsibility while facing off against eccentric budgeting challenges and avoiding paparazzi.
The DIY Economics Epic Fail: Their attempt at creating their own currency turned into a sidesplitting comedy of errors. Picture them printing bills with their face on them, only to realize they'd accidentally made them look like Monopoly money. Cue the laughter and the frantic attempts to fix their faux pas.
The Charity Challenge Comedy Showdown: As they donated a portion of their repaired money to charity, they found themselves roped into a charity comedy roast. With jokes flying and laughter echoing, they learned that sometimes the best way to mend fences is through shared laughter and a good cause.
The "Tape it Like You Mean It" Challenge: Their punishment involved a hilarious DIY challenge – using only the stickiest of tapes, they had to piece the torn money back together while wearing oven mitts. The struggle was real, but the laughter was even better!
The Etiquette Boot Camp Extravaganza: Picture them in a comically oversized etiquette hat and attending a boot camp led by a drill sergeant with impeccable manners. From practicing proper napkin folding to mastering the art of polite conversation, hilarity ensued at every turn.
The Budgeting Boot Camp: Extreme Edition: In a twist of fate, their budgeting project turned into a reality TV show sensation. With cameras rolling 24/7, they navigated the treacherous waters of financial responsibility while facing off against eccentric budgeting challenges and avoiding paparazzi.
The DIY Economics Epic Fail: Their attempt at creating their own currency turned into a sidesplitting comedy of errors. Picture them printing bills with their face on them, only to realize they'd accidentally made them look like Monopoly money. Cue the laughter and the frantic attempts to fix their faux pas.
The Charity Challenge Comedy Showdown: As they donated a portion of their repaired money to charity, they found themselves roped into a charity comedy roast. With jokes flying and laughter echoing, they learned that sometimes the best way to mend fences is through shared laughter and a good cause.
