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karent
10 months ago
Sue those kids Karen
If the shoe fits... Why not sue the kids? They called her Karen already what's the worse that can even happen anymore?
Here's a few reasons why Karen SHOULD sue those pesky ankle biters:
"The Playground Peril": Karen should sue those pint-sized perpetrators for emotional distress and playground defamation. After all, it's not easy being the target of tiny tyrants armed with juice boxes and snarky remarks. Time to lawyer up and show those ankle-biters who's boss!
"The Lemonade Stand Lawsuit": Those 8-year-olds may think they're clever with their giggles and pointed fingers, but Karen knows that playground bullying is no laughing matter. It's time to take those pint-sized punks to court and demand compensation for the trauma of being mocked by mini-humans with sticky fingers and sticky insults.
"The Recess Retribution": Karen should sue those pint-sized provocateurs for causing a recess riot and disrupting the delicate ecosystem of the schoolyard. After all, it's hard to maintain one's dignity when surrounded by a gaggle of giggling grade-schoolers armed with insults and exaggerated eye rolls.
"The Lunchbox Lawsuit": Karen should sue those tiny terrors for ruining her lunch break with their juvenile jokes and juvenile justice system. After all, it's not easy enjoying a sandwich when you're being heckled by a horde of pint-sized hecklers armed with pudding cups and snide remarks.
"The Naptime Nuisance": Karen should sue those mini-menaces for disturbing her beauty sleep with their childish taunts and childish tantrums. After all, it's hard to catch some Z's when you're being serenaded by a chorus of giggles and whispers from the peanut gallery of elementary school mischief-makers.
Here's a few reasons why Karen SHOULD sue those pesky ankle biters:
"The Playground Peril": Karen should sue those pint-sized perpetrators for emotional distress and playground defamation. After all, it's not easy being the target of tiny tyrants armed with juice boxes and snarky remarks. Time to lawyer up and show those ankle-biters who's boss!
"The Lemonade Stand Lawsuit": Those 8-year-olds may think they're clever with their giggles and pointed fingers, but Karen knows that playground bullying is no laughing matter. It's time to take those pint-sized punks to court and demand compensation for the trauma of being mocked by mini-humans with sticky fingers and sticky insults.
"The Recess Retribution": Karen should sue those pint-sized provocateurs for causing a recess riot and disrupting the delicate ecosystem of the schoolyard. After all, it's hard to maintain one's dignity when surrounded by a gaggle of giggling grade-schoolers armed with insults and exaggerated eye rolls.
"The Lunchbox Lawsuit": Karen should sue those tiny terrors for ruining her lunch break with their juvenile jokes and juvenile justice system. After all, it's not easy enjoying a sandwich when you're being heckled by a horde of pint-sized hecklers armed with pudding cups and snide remarks.
"The Naptime Nuisance": Karen should sue those mini-menaces for disturbing her beauty sleep with their childish taunts and childish tantrums. After all, it's hard to catch some Z's when you're being serenaded by a chorus of giggles and whispers from the peanut gallery of elementary school mischief-makers.
