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11 months ago
Your days of teaching language are over
He was a violent bird from what I've heard, and not a tasty one. Here's 5 reasons why the Duolingo bird probably tastes bad:
The Feathered Fiend: "Because who needs seasoning when you've got a diet of broken dreams and unfulfilled language learning goals? The Duolingo bird probably tastes like disappointment, with a hint of passive-aggressive reminders to practice Spanish."
The Linguistic Lament: "Because let's face it, the Duolingo bird spends more time harassing you to practice than it does grooming itself—so it's no surprise that its flavor profile is less 'gourmet' and more 'grating.' Bon appétit, language learners!"
The Persistent Pecking: "Because if the taste of failure had a flavor, it would be the Duolingo bird. Its relentless reminders and relentless chirping are like a bitter aftertaste that just won't go away—much like the regret of not practicing your French verb conjugations."
The Fowl Flaw: "Because when your main source of sustenance is birdseed and passive-aggressive notifications, you're not exactly going to be winning any taste tests. The Duolingo bird probably tastes like unfulfilled potential and broken New Year's resolutions."
The Linguistic Lament: "Because the Duolingo bird spends all its time judging your language skills—it's only fair that we get to judge its culinary skills. Spoiler alert: they're about as impressive as your ability to remember the difference between 'el' and 'la'."
The Feathered Fiend: "Because who needs seasoning when you've got a diet of broken dreams and unfulfilled language learning goals? The Duolingo bird probably tastes like disappointment, with a hint of passive-aggressive reminders to practice Spanish."
The Linguistic Lament: "Because let's face it, the Duolingo bird spends more time harassing you to practice than it does grooming itself—so it's no surprise that its flavor profile is less 'gourmet' and more 'grating.' Bon appétit, language learners!"
The Persistent Pecking: "Because if the taste of failure had a flavor, it would be the Duolingo bird. Its relentless reminders and relentless chirping are like a bitter aftertaste that just won't go away—much like the regret of not practicing your French verb conjugations."
The Fowl Flaw: "Because when your main source of sustenance is birdseed and passive-aggressive notifications, you're not exactly going to be winning any taste tests. The Duolingo bird probably tastes like unfulfilled potential and broken New Year's resolutions."
The Linguistic Lament: "Because the Duolingo bird spends all its time judging your language skills—it's only fair that we get to judge its culinary skills. Spoiler alert: they're about as impressive as your ability to remember the difference between 'el' and 'la'."
