generations

Which is your favorite style? Does it fit with your age? We encapsulated the spirit of this post in text because Dave the Search Engine Optimization guy is on my case about adding user value to pages so we get listed in google. Damn it Dave not my fault my major was history you pompous jerk...uhm anyway here are the jokes:

Boomers:
Why did the boomer cross the road? To get to the rotary phone on the other side, of course! Who needs smartphones when you've got a landline that never needs charging?

Gen Z:
Why did the Gen Z-er bring a ladder to the party? Because they heard it was going to be "lit" and they wanted to get on the "high" score leaderboard. Who needs party games when you can climb your way to the top?

Millennials:
Why did the millennial ghost refuse to haunt the library? Because they heard it was filled with "boo-ks" and they didn't want to be accused of cultural appropriation. Who needs ghost stories when you can have woke spirits?

Gen X:
Why did the Gen X-er refuse to join the neighborhood watch? Because they heard it involved too much "surveillance" and not enough "alternative music festivals." Who needs security when you can have grunge rock?