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11 months ago
When matchmaking does you dirty
They have cool skins though, appropriate and cool. Everybody knows that when you're winning it's all you but when losing your team is to blame. here's a few reasons why that is always unequivocally true:
"The MVP Mix-Up": You're the reason you're winning the game because of your unmatched skills and sheer brilliance on the field. But when it comes to losing, it's clearly your team's fault for not being able to keep up with your superstar performance. They should've been taking notes instead of dropping the ball—literally.
"The Lone Ranger Rant": Winning the game is all thanks to your individual prowess and unmatched talent. But when the tides turn and victory slips through your fingers, it's obviously because your team couldn't handle the pressure of playing alongside a sports legend like yourself. Next time, maybe they'll learn to step up their game.
"The Superstar Scapegoat": You're the driving force behind every win, with your unmatched athleticism and strategic brilliance leading the charge. But when it comes to losses, it's clearly your team's fault for not being able to keep up with your unmatched genius. After all, it's hard to carry the weight of the entire team on your shoulders.
"The MVP Mishap": You're the star player who single-handedly carries the team to victory with your unmatched skills and unwavering determination. But when it comes to defeat, it's obviously your team's fault for not being able to rise to your level of greatness. Next time, maybe they'll learn to pull their weight instead of dragging you down.
"The One-Man Showdown": You're the undisputed MVP of the game, with your unparalleled talent and unmatched skill leading the team to victory after victory. But when the scoreboard doesn't go your way, it's clearly your team's fault for not being able to match your level of excellence. After all, it's hard to carry the weight of the entire team on your shoulders.
"The MVP Mix-Up": You're the reason you're winning the game because of your unmatched skills and sheer brilliance on the field. But when it comes to losing, it's clearly your team's fault for not being able to keep up with your superstar performance. They should've been taking notes instead of dropping the ball—literally.
"The Lone Ranger Rant": Winning the game is all thanks to your individual prowess and unmatched talent. But when the tides turn and victory slips through your fingers, it's obviously because your team couldn't handle the pressure of playing alongside a sports legend like yourself. Next time, maybe they'll learn to step up their game.
"The Superstar Scapegoat": You're the driving force behind every win, with your unmatched athleticism and strategic brilliance leading the charge. But when it comes to losses, it's clearly your team's fault for not being able to keep up with your unmatched genius. After all, it's hard to carry the weight of the entire team on your shoulders.
"The MVP Mishap": You're the star player who single-handedly carries the team to victory with your unmatched skills and unwavering determination. But when it comes to defeat, it's obviously your team's fault for not being able to rise to your level of greatness. Next time, maybe they'll learn to pull their weight instead of dragging you down.
"The One-Man Showdown": You're the undisputed MVP of the game, with your unparalleled talent and unmatched skill leading the team to victory after victory. But when the scoreboard doesn't go your way, it's clearly your team's fault for not being able to match your level of excellence. After all, it's hard to carry the weight of the entire team on your shoulders.
11 months ago
The League of Legends experience
I prefer bringing my own thank you very much.
While League of Legends has a vibrant community, it's not immune to occasional toxicity. Here are five humorous reasons why some might jest that it's a "toxic cesspit":
"The Keyboard Warrior Brigade": League of Legends has its fair share of players who seem to believe that the keyboard is mightier than the sword. Prepare to be barraged by a barrage of insults, complaints, and creative expletives as you navigate the battlefield. Who needs allies when you have enemies like these?
"The Champion Select Circus": Champion select can feel like a high-stakes game of chicken, with players vying for their preferred roles and champions. Forget about teamwork; it's every man, woman, and yordle for themselves as players lock in their choices and pray they don't end up with a team comp straight out of a B-movie disaster flick.
"The Tower-Diving Daredevils": League of Legends players are known for their boldness, but sometimes, that boldness borders on sheer recklessness. Prepare to face off against teammates who think diving headfirst into a 1v5 situation is a perfectly viable strategy. Hey, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, right?
"The Surrender Syndrome": Every game of League of Legends comes with its own rollercoaster of emotions, from the thrill of victory to the agony of defeat. But some players seem to have a particularly itchy trigger finger when it comes to hitting that surrender button. Why bother fighting to the bitter end when you can throw in the towel at the first sign of trouble?
"The Minion Mischief Makers": If there's one thing League of Legends players love more than securing victory, it's blaming their teammates for their defeat. Forget about analyzing your own mistakes; it's much easier to point fingers and assign blame to anyone and everyone who happens to be in the vicinity. After all, it's never your fault when you can blame the minions!
While League of Legends has a vibrant community, it's not immune to occasional toxicity. Here are five humorous reasons why some might jest that it's a "toxic cesspit":
"The Keyboard Warrior Brigade": League of Legends has its fair share of players who seem to believe that the keyboard is mightier than the sword. Prepare to be barraged by a barrage of insults, complaints, and creative expletives as you navigate the battlefield. Who needs allies when you have enemies like these?
"The Champion Select Circus": Champion select can feel like a high-stakes game of chicken, with players vying for their preferred roles and champions. Forget about teamwork; it's every man, woman, and yordle for themselves as players lock in their choices and pray they don't end up with a team comp straight out of a B-movie disaster flick.
"The Tower-Diving Daredevils": League of Legends players are known for their boldness, but sometimes, that boldness borders on sheer recklessness. Prepare to face off against teammates who think diving headfirst into a 1v5 situation is a perfectly viable strategy. Hey, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, right?
"The Surrender Syndrome": Every game of League of Legends comes with its own rollercoaster of emotions, from the thrill of victory to the agony of defeat. But some players seem to have a particularly itchy trigger finger when it comes to hitting that surrender button. Why bother fighting to the bitter end when you can throw in the towel at the first sign of trouble?
"The Minion Mischief Makers": If there's one thing League of Legends players love more than securing victory, it's blaming their teammates for their defeat. Forget about analyzing your own mistakes; it's much easier to point fingers and assign blame to anyone and everyone who happens to be in the vicinity. After all, it's never your fault when you can blame the minions!