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7 months ago
OMG yes I'm one of the people who hate you!
Sometimes you don't get the answers you want. Though asking is hard and unpleasant ! What if we could tell without asking?
Here are five lighthearted and exaggerated signs someone might hate you on social media:
"The Emoji Enigma": Instead of a friendly :) or even a neutral :) , every comment they leave on your posts is accompanied by the dreaded :| emoji. It's like they have an entire arsenal of passive-aggressive emojis at their disposal, and they're not afraid to use them.
"The Unfollow Unveiling": You notice that they've unfollowed you on every social media platform, from Instagram to Twitter to LinkedIn. It's like they're trying to erase every digital trace of your existence, one click at a time.
"The Caption Conundrum": Whenever they tag you in a post or photo, the caption reads like a thinly veiled insult disguised as a compliment. "Here's me and my least favorite person in the world, having the worst time ever. #BlessedNotToBeWithThem"
"The Photo Filter Fiasco": Every time you post a selfie, they're quick to comment on how "interesting" your choice of filter is. It's like they're not even trying to hide their disdain for your duckface and puppy ears combo.
"The Hashtag Hint": They start using passive-aggressive hashtags in their own posts, like #FakeFriends, #ShadySquad, or #NotMyFave. It's like they're trying to send you a subtle message without actually having to confront you directly.
Here are five lighthearted and exaggerated signs someone might hate you on social media:
"The Emoji Enigma": Instead of a friendly :) or even a neutral :) , every comment they leave on your posts is accompanied by the dreaded :| emoji. It's like they have an entire arsenal of passive-aggressive emojis at their disposal, and they're not afraid to use them.
"The Unfollow Unveiling": You notice that they've unfollowed you on every social media platform, from Instagram to Twitter to LinkedIn. It's like they're trying to erase every digital trace of your existence, one click at a time.
"The Caption Conundrum": Whenever they tag you in a post or photo, the caption reads like a thinly veiled insult disguised as a compliment. "Here's me and my least favorite person in the world, having the worst time ever. #BlessedNotToBeWithThem"
"The Photo Filter Fiasco": Every time you post a selfie, they're quick to comment on how "interesting" your choice of filter is. It's like they're not even trying to hide their disdain for your duckface and puppy ears combo.
"The Hashtag Hint": They start using passive-aggressive hashtags in their own posts, like #FakeFriends, #ShadySquad, or #NotMyFave. It's like they're trying to send you a subtle message without actually having to confront you directly.
7 months ago
He just said friend though
Best friends with no benefits
Here are five humorous reasons not to have long hair as a guy:
The "Soup Strainer" Struggle:
Long hair doubles as an unexpected garnish for your meals, adding a touch of flavor to every bite. Just be prepared for the inevitable awkward moment when you realize your spaghetti has turned into a spaghetti-hair sandwich.
The "Pillowcase Picasso" Predicament:
Long hair turns your pillow into a canvas for midnight masterpieces, as your locks twist and turn into avant-garde sculptures while you sleep. Wake up to discover you've created a modern art masterpiece – or a tangled mess worthy of its own exhibit.
The "Wind Tunnel Tango" Trial:
Long hair transforms a gentle breeze into a whirlwind of chaos, as your locks take on a life of their own and engage in a passionate dance with the wind. Hold onto your hat – or your hair – lest you become the unwitting star of a breezy ballet performance.
The "Shampoo Shortage" Saga:
Long hair turns every trip to the shampoo aisle into a harrowing adventure, as you navigate the labyrinth of bottles in search of a product that can tame your mane. Just remember to stock up on conditioner – you're gonna need it.
The "Sweat Bandit" Strain:
Long hair transforms every workout into a battle against the forces of sweat and gravity, as your locks rebel against containment and launch a full-scale assault on your forehead. Keep a towel handy – and maybe a spare hair tie or two – unless you want to end up looking like a drowned rat.
Here are five humorous reasons not to have long hair as a guy:
The "Soup Strainer" Struggle:
Long hair doubles as an unexpected garnish for your meals, adding a touch of flavor to every bite. Just be prepared for the inevitable awkward moment when you realize your spaghetti has turned into a spaghetti-hair sandwich.
The "Pillowcase Picasso" Predicament:
Long hair turns your pillow into a canvas for midnight masterpieces, as your locks twist and turn into avant-garde sculptures while you sleep. Wake up to discover you've created a modern art masterpiece – or a tangled mess worthy of its own exhibit.
The "Wind Tunnel Tango" Trial:
Long hair transforms a gentle breeze into a whirlwind of chaos, as your locks take on a life of their own and engage in a passionate dance with the wind. Hold onto your hat – or your hair – lest you become the unwitting star of a breezy ballet performance.
The "Shampoo Shortage" Saga:
Long hair turns every trip to the shampoo aisle into a harrowing adventure, as you navigate the labyrinth of bottles in search of a product that can tame your mane. Just remember to stock up on conditioner – you're gonna need it.
The "Sweat Bandit" Strain:
Long hair transforms every workout into a battle against the forces of sweat and gravity, as your locks rebel against containment and launch a full-scale assault on your forehead. Keep a towel handy – and maybe a spare hair tie or two – unless you want to end up looking like a drowned rat.
