Did I just have a stroke?
No I'm just too old for this
What a helpful young lad
Is he even old enough to get married?
No one else peels their nuggets
And we should make efforts in keeping it that way
They should have sued you
Pretty sure they could get a jury to convict
Architecture fail!
Or evil anti homeless system
What tastefull flirting
Not even the whole rent SMH!
Why is my heater not working?
The landlord with included utilities special that's why!
Is the pink panther a lion?
The questions that keep any sane person up at night!
Bad luck Brian's Car
This is how a real bad day looks like
Ryan is a legend
Not in the good sense though
Not legal
Though they probably made you sign you agree with it so quit!
Running out ofpepper stray
Not a great place to live
Modern insurance is a bit of a scam
They are doing this stuff with quite the frequency
Power word Melvin
Never heard of a gang member named Melvin though
Did they still eat it?
Depends on how hungry they were i guess
Use a sex towel
I can't stress it enough how useful they are
Rebels Cum
Hope it's not an ingredient in the cake
A little harder to use
You could tell them to go screw themselves after shipping this
Pay attention
An honest mistake since it's a trend though
Parenting FAIL
This kid's going places...not college but places
Calling in Evil
Looking out for company interests