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7 months ago
10 months ago
Chill out Mr. Dhalmer
Better then eating your family out, still we prepared some reasons as to why you shouldn't do it in case there was a weird itch this joke was scratching
"The Awkward Family Feast":
"Imagine the awkwardness at the next family gathering after devouring Aunt Mildred's pot roast – talk about uncomfortable!"
"Recipe for Regret":
"Eating loved ones might fill your stomach, but it leaves a bad taste in your conscience. Therapy bills will outweigh any culinary satisfaction."
"Leftovers Loathing":
"Leftover Tío Tony tacos lose their charm when they stare back at you from the fridge. Explaining the familiar flavor to guests? Awkward!"
"Guilt with a Side of Gravy":
"Turning pranks into pot pies only adds guilt to the menu. The gravy can't mask the tears – or the taste."
"The In-Laws' Inquiry":
"Imagine the in-laws' questions when their precious offspring becomes shepherd's pie filling. Dodging inquiries becomes a full-time job."
"The Awkward Family Feast":
"Imagine the awkwardness at the next family gathering after devouring Aunt Mildred's pot roast – talk about uncomfortable!"
"Recipe for Regret":
"Eating loved ones might fill your stomach, but it leaves a bad taste in your conscience. Therapy bills will outweigh any culinary satisfaction."
"Leftovers Loathing":
"Leftover Tío Tony tacos lose their charm when they stare back at you from the fridge. Explaining the familiar flavor to guests? Awkward!"
"Guilt with a Side of Gravy":
"Turning pranks into pot pies only adds guilt to the menu. The gravy can't mask the tears – or the taste."
"The In-Laws' Inquiry":
"Imagine the in-laws' questions when their precious offspring becomes shepherd's pie filling. Dodging inquiries becomes a full-time job."
