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8 months ago
Driving is hard
Automatics are better change my mind in the comments though you won't be able to, driving shift is hell and here's a few reasons why:
The Clutch Conundrum: "Because mastering the art of the clutch pedal is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded—except instead of colors, you're just trying to figure out how not to stall in the middle of rush hour traffic."
The Manual Misery: "Because driving stick shift is like participating in an extreme sport—except instead of adrenaline, you're filled with existential dread every time you approach a steep hill."
The Traffic Tango: "Because navigating stop-and-go traffic in a manual transmission is like playing a high-stakes game of Twister with your feet—left foot on the clutch, right foot on the brake, left hand on the gearshift...and pray you don't accidentally hit the horn."
The Parking Predicament: "Because parallel parking in a stick shift is the ultimate test of patience and coordination—forget about inching your way into the space, it's more like a full-blown tango with the curb."
The Gearshift Grief: "Because trying to explain to your friends why you drive stick is like trying to explain why you still use a flip phone in 2025—sure, it's quirky and retro, but mostly it's just a pain in the clutch."
The Clutch Conundrum: "Because mastering the art of the clutch pedal is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded—except instead of colors, you're just trying to figure out how not to stall in the middle of rush hour traffic."
The Manual Misery: "Because driving stick shift is like participating in an extreme sport—except instead of adrenaline, you're filled with existential dread every time you approach a steep hill."
The Traffic Tango: "Because navigating stop-and-go traffic in a manual transmission is like playing a high-stakes game of Twister with your feet—left foot on the clutch, right foot on the brake, left hand on the gearshift...and pray you don't accidentally hit the horn."
The Parking Predicament: "Because parallel parking in a stick shift is the ultimate test of patience and coordination—forget about inching your way into the space, it's more like a full-blown tango with the curb."
The Gearshift Grief: "Because trying to explain to your friends why you drive stick is like trying to explain why you still use a flip phone in 2025—sure, it's quirky and retro, but mostly it's just a pain in the clutch."
8 months ago
Fatima has no chill
Sidewalks won't protect you from Fatima.
Fatima we have your back we've brainstormed a few thematic funerals you could organize
The Fiesta Farewell: Fatima throws a funeral fiesta with mariachi bands, piñatas, and a taco truck for mourners to enjoy. Who says funerals can't be spicy?
The DIY Dirge: Fatima crafts personalized coffins from recycled materials for each guest to decorate. It's a funeral with a creative twist!
The Taco Tombstone: Fatima serves up a taco bar at the wake, because nothing says farewell like a mouthful of guacamole.
The Pirate's Plunder: Fatima hosts a pirate-themed funeral with treasure hunts and a ceremonial plank walk for the departed. Arr, matey – it's time to say goodbye in style!
The Bollywood Farewell: Fatima choreographs a dance routine for mourners to perform as a tribute to the deceased. It's a funeral fit for a Bollywood star!
Fatima we have your back we've brainstormed a few thematic funerals you could organize
The Fiesta Farewell: Fatima throws a funeral fiesta with mariachi bands, piñatas, and a taco truck for mourners to enjoy. Who says funerals can't be spicy?
The DIY Dirge: Fatima crafts personalized coffins from recycled materials for each guest to decorate. It's a funeral with a creative twist!
The Taco Tombstone: Fatima serves up a taco bar at the wake, because nothing says farewell like a mouthful of guacamole.
The Pirate's Plunder: Fatima hosts a pirate-themed funeral with treasure hunts and a ceremonial plank walk for the departed. Arr, matey – it's time to say goodbye in style!
The Bollywood Farewell: Fatima choreographs a dance routine for mourners to perform as a tribute to the deceased. It's a funeral fit for a Bollywood star!
