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7 months ago
7 months ago
10 months ago
Stay off discord kids
The mods would chase you if they weren't basement goblins.
Though we should cut Discord mods some slack I read there are laws making this sort of thing and others mandatory!
"The Neckbeard Necessity Norm": It's illegal to be thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator because it violates the sacred Neckbeard Necessity Norm. Who needs smooth skin when you can hide behind a curtain of wiry neck hair?
"The Pudgy Pore Paradox": Being thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator is outlawed to preserve the delicate balance of pudgy pores and patchy facial hair. Who needs moderation skills when you can have a neckbeard so thick it has its own gravitational pull?
"The Zit-Zapper Zoning Zeal": It's illegal to be thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator to prevent a rebellion among the neckbeard community. Who needs peacekeeping when you can have a beard so unkempt it doubles as a hiding spot for rogue pizza crusts?
"The Fuzzy-Faced Fatwa": Being thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator is against the law to protect the sanctity of the neckbeard brotherhood. Who needs facial recognition when you can have a beard so dense it can deflect incoming chat bans?
"The Neckbeard Non-Negotiable": It's illegal to be thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator because it undermines the fundamental principle that all moderators must possess at least one inch of neckbeard length. Who needs equality when you can have a face that looks like it's wearing a sweater?
Though we should cut Discord mods some slack I read there are laws making this sort of thing and others mandatory!
"The Neckbeard Necessity Norm": It's illegal to be thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator because it violates the sacred Neckbeard Necessity Norm. Who needs smooth skin when you can hide behind a curtain of wiry neck hair?
"The Pudgy Pore Paradox": Being thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator is outlawed to preserve the delicate balance of pudgy pores and patchy facial hair. Who needs moderation skills when you can have a neckbeard so thick it has its own gravitational pull?
"The Zit-Zapper Zoning Zeal": It's illegal to be thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator to prevent a rebellion among the neckbeard community. Who needs peacekeeping when you can have a beard so unkempt it doubles as a hiding spot for rogue pizza crusts?
"The Fuzzy-Faced Fatwa": Being thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator is against the law to protect the sanctity of the neckbeard brotherhood. Who needs facial recognition when you can have a beard so dense it can deflect incoming chat bans?
"The Neckbeard Non-Negotiable": It's illegal to be thin and zit-free as a Discord moderator because it undermines the fundamental principle that all moderators must possess at least one inch of neckbeard length. Who needs equality when you can have a face that looks like it's wearing a sweater?
