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dahmer
8 months ago
Bringing the banter
Air fryers are good for any type of food
In case you were thinking about eating your family here are some reasons why you probably shouldn't
"Recipe for Disaster":
"Cooking your family might seem like a shortcut to a home-cooked meal, but trust me, it's a recipe for disaster! From awkward family reunions to indigestion, the consequences are just not worth it."
"Foul Flavor, Fowl Play":
"Sure, your family might drive you crazy sometimes, but that doesn't mean they'd make a tasty dish! Cooking them up would likely result in a flavor so foul, even the dog wouldn't touch it."
"Gruesome Gossip at the Dinner Table":
"Eating your family might make for some juicy gossip, but do you really want to be known as the cannibal cousin or the sibling with a taste for trouble? Let's keep the family drama at a simmer, not a boil!"
"Legal Limbo, Extra Crispy Edition":
"Cooking your family isn't just morally questionable – it's also illegal! Last time I checked, cannibalism was frowned upon in most civilized societies. Plus, I hear prison food isn't much better."
"Family Feuds, Now with a Side of Guilt":
"Serving up your loved ones for dinner might seem like the ultimate revenge, but trust me, the guilt trip is not worth it. Plus, imagine the awkwardness at future family gatherings – 'Remember that time you tried to eat Aunt Mildred?'"
In case you were thinking about eating your family here are some reasons why you probably shouldn't
"Recipe for Disaster":
"Cooking your family might seem like a shortcut to a home-cooked meal, but trust me, it's a recipe for disaster! From awkward family reunions to indigestion, the consequences are just not worth it."
"Foul Flavor, Fowl Play":
"Sure, your family might drive you crazy sometimes, but that doesn't mean they'd make a tasty dish! Cooking them up would likely result in a flavor so foul, even the dog wouldn't touch it."
"Gruesome Gossip at the Dinner Table":
"Eating your family might make for some juicy gossip, but do you really want to be known as the cannibal cousin or the sibling with a taste for trouble? Let's keep the family drama at a simmer, not a boil!"
"Legal Limbo, Extra Crispy Edition":
"Cooking your family isn't just morally questionable – it's also illegal! Last time I checked, cannibalism was frowned upon in most civilized societies. Plus, I hear prison food isn't much better."
"Family Feuds, Now with a Side of Guilt":
"Serving up your loved ones for dinner might seem like the ultimate revenge, but trust me, the guilt trip is not worth it. Plus, imagine the awkwardness at future family gatherings – 'Remember that time you tried to eat Aunt Mildred?'"
