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10 months ago
What a lovely caring professional
Awesome how you can be sure he has no creepy ulterior motive right...right? He couldn't be sexually attracted to your chompers could he? We think he absolutely could and here are some reasons why:
"The Enamored Examination:" Your dentist spends an unusually long time inspecting your teeth, treating each one with the kind of care and attention usually reserved for a romantic partner. You half-expect them to whisper sweet nothings to your molars.
"The Flirtatious Flossing:" Your dentist's flossing technique is more sensual than sanitary, as they gently guide the floss between your teeth with a suggestive smile. You can't help but feel like you're in a dental-themed romance novel.
"The Cavity Compliments:" Your dentist can't stop complimenting your teeth, showering them with praise and adoration as if they were the stars of a Hollywood smile commercial. You start to wonder if your incisors have a secret admirer.
"The Sensual Scaling:" Your dentist's scaling technique is unexpectedly sensual, as they glide the scaler along your teeth with a delicate touch that sends shivers down your spine. You can't help but feel like you're in a dentist-themed ASMR video.
"The Seductive Sealant:" Your dentist applies sealant to your teeth with a flirtatious flourish, making suggestive comments about how "strong and resilient" your enamel is. You can't decide if you're at the dentist's office or in a dental-themed episode of "The Bachelor."
"The Enamored Examination:" Your dentist spends an unusually long time inspecting your teeth, treating each one with the kind of care and attention usually reserved for a romantic partner. You half-expect them to whisper sweet nothings to your molars.
"The Flirtatious Flossing:" Your dentist's flossing technique is more sensual than sanitary, as they gently guide the floss between your teeth with a suggestive smile. You can't help but feel like you're in a dental-themed romance novel.
"The Cavity Compliments:" Your dentist can't stop complimenting your teeth, showering them with praise and adoration as if they were the stars of a Hollywood smile commercial. You start to wonder if your incisors have a secret admirer.
"The Sensual Scaling:" Your dentist's scaling technique is unexpectedly sensual, as they glide the scaler along your teeth with a delicate touch that sends shivers down your spine. You can't help but feel like you're in a dentist-themed ASMR video.
"The Seductive Sealant:" Your dentist applies sealant to your teeth with a flirtatious flourish, making suggestive comments about how "strong and resilient" your enamel is. You can't decide if you're at the dentist's office or in a dental-themed episode of "The Bachelor."
