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8 months ago
The cows did nothing wrong!
Neither did the British if you ask me but you can disagree in the comments. The cows though might have been slightly evil in the past ...nothing unforgivable though I've gotten this information that I shall present to you from the Akashic Records while doing Ayahuasca :
"The Cow Conspiracy Cult:" People despise British cows because they suspect they're the masterminds behind a sinister cult known as the "Moo-nati." Rumor has it they gather in secret pastures under the light of the full moon, plotting world domination one hoofprint at a time.
"The Bovine Bully Brigade:" British cows are notorious bullies, terrorizing innocent farmers and commandeering their fields for their nefarious schemes. It's like living in a bovine mafia movie, where the cows call the shots and the humans are just along for the ride.
"The Dairy Dictatorship:" British cows have established a ruthless dairy dictatorship, enforcing their rule with an iron hoof and a steely gaze. Dissenters are swiftly dealt with—usually with a swift kick to the udder and a menacing moo that sends shivers down your spine.
"The Grazing Gangsters:" British cows are like the mob bosses of the pasture, running protection rackets and extorting hay from unsuspecting farmers. Cross them, and you'll find yourself on the wrong end of a stampede faster than you can say "udder chaos."
"The Cow Cult Coup:" People despise British cows because they suspect they're planning a hostile takeover of the British countryside, transforming it into a dystopian bovine paradise ruled by hoof and horn. It's like living in a horror movie where the cows are the monsters—and they're hungry for more than just grass.
"The Cow Conspiracy Cult:" People despise British cows because they suspect they're the masterminds behind a sinister cult known as the "Moo-nati." Rumor has it they gather in secret pastures under the light of the full moon, plotting world domination one hoofprint at a time.
"The Bovine Bully Brigade:" British cows are notorious bullies, terrorizing innocent farmers and commandeering their fields for their nefarious schemes. It's like living in a bovine mafia movie, where the cows call the shots and the humans are just along for the ride.
"The Dairy Dictatorship:" British cows have established a ruthless dairy dictatorship, enforcing their rule with an iron hoof and a steely gaze. Dissenters are swiftly dealt with—usually with a swift kick to the udder and a menacing moo that sends shivers down your spine.
"The Grazing Gangsters:" British cows are like the mob bosses of the pasture, running protection rackets and extorting hay from unsuspecting farmers. Cross them, and you'll find yourself on the wrong end of a stampede faster than you can say "udder chaos."
"The Cow Cult Coup:" People despise British cows because they suspect they're planning a hostile takeover of the British countryside, transforming it into a dystopian bovine paradise ruled by hoof and horn. It's like living in a horror movie where the cows are the monsters—and they're hungry for more than just grass.
