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cow
10 months ago
Australian food chain
The circle of life is just a weird shape in Australia.
We spruced it up to include dishes for human consumption, why should this cow get all the venom?
"Kangaroo Kickstart Surprise": A hearty kangaroo steak marinated in venomous snake sauce, served with a side of crocodile fritters and a 'Redback' spider web salad, guaranteed to give you a kick like a kangaroo in the outback.
"Shark Attack Sushi Roll": A daring dish featuring tiger shark nigiri, topped with spicy jellyfish tentacles and served with a side of 'Great Barrier Reef' seaweed salad. Just be sure to watch out for those sharp teeth!
"Dingo's Dinner Delight": A wild game platter featuring emu drumsticks, served with a side of diced Tasmanian devil chili and a 'Stingray Surprise' dipping sauce, sure to give you a taste of the Aussie outback.
"Crocodile Crunch Croissant": A flaky croissant stuffed with crispy crocodile tail meat, topped with diced saltwater crocodile eggs and a dollop of 'Saltwater Surprise' mayo. It's a snappy way to start your day!
"Box Jellyfish Jellybeans": A sweet and tangy dessert featuring jellybean-shaped candies infused with the essence of deadly box jellyfish, served with a side of 'Blue Ringed Octopus' parfait for a truly electrifying experience.
We spruced it up to include dishes for human consumption, why should this cow get all the venom?
"Kangaroo Kickstart Surprise": A hearty kangaroo steak marinated in venomous snake sauce, served with a side of crocodile fritters and a 'Redback' spider web salad, guaranteed to give you a kick like a kangaroo in the outback.
"Shark Attack Sushi Roll": A daring dish featuring tiger shark nigiri, topped with spicy jellyfish tentacles and served with a side of 'Great Barrier Reef' seaweed salad. Just be sure to watch out for those sharp teeth!
"Dingo's Dinner Delight": A wild game platter featuring emu drumsticks, served with a side of diced Tasmanian devil chili and a 'Stingray Surprise' dipping sauce, sure to give you a taste of the Aussie outback.
"Crocodile Crunch Croissant": A flaky croissant stuffed with crispy crocodile tail meat, topped with diced saltwater crocodile eggs and a dollop of 'Saltwater Surprise' mayo. It's a snappy way to start your day!
"Box Jellyfish Jellybeans": A sweet and tangy dessert featuring jellybean-shaped candies infused with the essence of deadly box jellyfish, served with a side of 'Blue Ringed Octopus' parfait for a truly electrifying experience.
