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7 months ago
Comics through the ages
Which is your favorite style? Does it fit with your age? We encapsulated the spirit of this post in text because Dave the Search Engine Optimization guy is on my case about adding user value to pages so we get listed in google. Damn it Dave not my fault my major was history you pompous jerk...uhm anyway here are the jokes:
Boomers:
Why did the boomer cross the road? To get to the rotary phone on the other side, of course! Who needs smartphones when you've got a landline that never needs charging?
Gen Z:
Why did the Gen Z-er bring a ladder to the party? Because they heard it was going to be "lit" and they wanted to get on the "high" score leaderboard. Who needs party games when you can climb your way to the top?
Millennials:
Why did the millennial ghost refuse to haunt the library? Because they heard it was filled with "boo-ks" and they didn't want to be accused of cultural appropriation. Who needs ghost stories when you can have woke spirits?
Gen X:
Why did the Gen X-er refuse to join the neighborhood watch? Because they heard it involved too much "surveillance" and not enough "alternative music festivals." Who needs security when you can have grunge rock?
Boomers:
Why did the boomer cross the road? To get to the rotary phone on the other side, of course! Who needs smartphones when you've got a landline that never needs charging?
Gen Z:
Why did the Gen Z-er bring a ladder to the party? Because they heard it was going to be "lit" and they wanted to get on the "high" score leaderboard. Who needs party games when you can climb your way to the top?
Millennials:
Why did the millennial ghost refuse to haunt the library? Because they heard it was filled with "boo-ks" and they didn't want to be accused of cultural appropriation. Who needs ghost stories when you can have woke spirits?
Gen X:
Why did the Gen X-er refuse to join the neighborhood watch? Because they heard it involved too much "surveillance" and not enough "alternative music festivals." Who needs security when you can have grunge rock?
7 months ago
Surprised pikachu
Surprised boyfriend, rightfully so but in a bad way? I doubt that!
Here are 5 reasons Pokemon underwear and this years underrated fashion statement!
"Instant Charmander Confidence Boost": Need a little extra fire in your step? Slip on some Charmander undies and watch as your self-esteem reaches legendary levels. Who needs a power suit when you've got flame-patterned undergarments?
"Pikachu Peek-a-Boo Fun": Want to add a little shock value to your wardrobe? Pikachu-themed underwear will have everyone doing a double-take when you casually drop trou to reveal everyone's favorite electric mouse peeking out from your waistband.
"Bulbasaur Butt Coverage": Forget boring old briefs—Bulbasaur has got your back(side) covered. With its leafy green charm and signature seed bulb, Bulbasaur undies offer both style and substance for your nether regions.
"Squirtle Splash Protection": Accidents happen, but with Squirtle by your side (or rather, on your backside), you'll be ready for anything. These water-loving undies are perfect for beach days, pool parties, or unexpected fire hydrant encounters.
"Eevee Evolution Fashion Statement": Why settle for one style when you can have eight? Eevee-themed underwear let you mix and match your undergarments to suit your mood, from flirtatious Flareon to laid-back Vaporeon.
Here are 5 reasons Pokemon underwear and this years underrated fashion statement!
"Instant Charmander Confidence Boost": Need a little extra fire in your step? Slip on some Charmander undies and watch as your self-esteem reaches legendary levels. Who needs a power suit when you've got flame-patterned undergarments?
"Pikachu Peek-a-Boo Fun": Want to add a little shock value to your wardrobe? Pikachu-themed underwear will have everyone doing a double-take when you casually drop trou to reveal everyone's favorite electric mouse peeking out from your waistband.
"Bulbasaur Butt Coverage": Forget boring old briefs—Bulbasaur has got your back(side) covered. With its leafy green charm and signature seed bulb, Bulbasaur undies offer both style and substance for your nether regions.
"Squirtle Splash Protection": Accidents happen, but with Squirtle by your side (or rather, on your backside), you'll be ready for anything. These water-loving undies are perfect for beach days, pool parties, or unexpected fire hydrant encounters.
"Eevee Evolution Fashion Statement": Why settle for one style when you can have eight? Eevee-themed underwear let you mix and match your undergarments to suit your mood, from flirtatious Flareon to laid-back Vaporeon.
7 months ago
Always read the labels on potions
Feather guts is a serious medical condition, a seriously AWESOME one. Feather guts is awesome check out our reasons why:
"Fowl Play Detox:"
"Regurgitating feathers is like a spa day for your insides! It's nature's way of cleansing your digestive system, ensuring you're as light as a feather and ready to take flight – metaphorically speaking, of course!"
"Aerodynamic Advantage:"
"Feathers may be a fashion faux-pas, but they're also nature's fiber! By regurgitating them, you're giving your digestive system a high-fiber boost, ensuring you're streamlined and ready to soar through life with ease."
"Moult Matters:"
"Who needs pricey hair treatments when you can naturally shed feathers? It's the ultimate DIY beauty hack – regurgitate a few feathers, and voilà, you're shedding last season's look and embracing your inner phoenix!"
"Gourmet Cuisine Redux:"
"Feathers: the other white meat? Regurgitating feathers isn't just a quirky habit – it's a gourmet delicacy! With each feather, you're savoring the rich flavors of your last meal all over again. Talk about getting the most bang for your buck!"
"Feathered Friends Benefits:"
"Why let all those feathers go to waste? By regurgitating them, you're not only keeping your digestive system in check but also ensuring your avian pals have a cozy nest lining. It's a win-win situation – for you and your feathered friends!"
"Fowl Play Detox:"
"Regurgitating feathers is like a spa day for your insides! It's nature's way of cleansing your digestive system, ensuring you're as light as a feather and ready to take flight – metaphorically speaking, of course!"
"Aerodynamic Advantage:"
"Feathers may be a fashion faux-pas, but they're also nature's fiber! By regurgitating them, you're giving your digestive system a high-fiber boost, ensuring you're streamlined and ready to soar through life with ease."
"Moult Matters:"
"Who needs pricey hair treatments when you can naturally shed feathers? It's the ultimate DIY beauty hack – regurgitate a few feathers, and voilà, you're shedding last season's look and embracing your inner phoenix!"
"Gourmet Cuisine Redux:"
"Feathers: the other white meat? Regurgitating feathers isn't just a quirky habit – it's a gourmet delicacy! With each feather, you're savoring the rich flavors of your last meal all over again. Talk about getting the most bang for your buck!"
"Feathered Friends Benefits:"
"Why let all those feathers go to waste? By regurgitating them, you're not only keeping your digestive system in check but also ensuring your avian pals have a cozy nest lining. It's a win-win situation – for you and your feathered friends!"
