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11 months ago
Not her best day to dress up as a clown
Society makes clowns out of all of us. Maybe dressing up as a clown added some levity to the situation? Probably not but we could think of some upsides to the situation:
"The Clown Crown": Getting dumped while dressed as a clown means you can finally retire as the reigning monarch of heartbreak. Who needs a crown when you can wear a rainbow wig?
"The Pie-in-the-Face Plot Twist": Getting dumped while dressed as a clown adds an unexpected twist to your breakup story. Who needs closure when you can have a custard-filled pie to the face?
"The Tearaway Tuxedo Takedown": Getting dumped while dressed as a clown means you can shed your heartache like a tearaway costume at the end of a circus act. Who needs emotional baggage when you can have a trick wardrobe?
"The Juggling Jilting": Getting dumped while dressed as a clown turns your heartbreak into a high-flying juggling act. Who needs a shoulder to cry on when you can balance your emotions like a pro?
"The Balloon Animal Breakup": Getting dumped while dressed as a clown means you can turn your tears into balloon animals and release them into the wild. Who needs closure when you can have a flock of floating giraffes?
"The Clown Crown": Getting dumped while dressed as a clown means you can finally retire as the reigning monarch of heartbreak. Who needs a crown when you can wear a rainbow wig?
"The Pie-in-the-Face Plot Twist": Getting dumped while dressed as a clown adds an unexpected twist to your breakup story. Who needs closure when you can have a custard-filled pie to the face?
"The Tearaway Tuxedo Takedown": Getting dumped while dressed as a clown means you can shed your heartache like a tearaway costume at the end of a circus act. Who needs emotional baggage when you can have a trick wardrobe?
"The Juggling Jilting": Getting dumped while dressed as a clown turns your heartbreak into a high-flying juggling act. Who needs a shoulder to cry on when you can balance your emotions like a pro?
"The Balloon Animal Breakup": Getting dumped while dressed as a clown means you can turn your tears into balloon animals and release them into the wild. Who needs closure when you can have a flock of floating giraffes?
