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10 months ago
We are not the same
Though you are better in these circumstances by only shitting one article of clothing. Only visionaries shit their shirt though and here's 5 reasons why they're superior:
The Fashion Fiasco: "Because shitting your shirt is the ultimate fashion statement—forget about designer labels and runway trends, nothing says 'style icon' like a fresh coat of brown. Who needs Gucci when you've got dookie chic?"
The Stain Swagger: "Because shitting your shirt is a power move that asserts dominance over lesser beings. Anyone can spill coffee on their blouse, but it takes a true innovator to turn their clothing into a canvas for artistic expression. Picasso would be proud!"
The Stench Status: "Because shitting your shirt is the olfactory equivalent of spraying yourself with expensive cologne—sure, it might not smell like roses, but it's guaranteed to turn heads and clear out a room faster than any designer fragrance."
The Confidence Crapshoot: "Because shitting your shirt is a bold declaration of self-confidence—it says, 'I am unapologetically me, stains and all.' Who needs to impress others when you're already secure in your status as the reigning king or queen of bodily functions?"
The Excrement Excellence: "Because shitting your shirt is a surefire way to stand out from the crowd—literally. In a sea of mundane mediocrity, you'll be the shining star, the beacon of fecal fortitude, the undeniable symbol of superiority. Bow down to the shirt-shitting champion!"
The Fashion Fiasco: "Because shitting your shirt is the ultimate fashion statement—forget about designer labels and runway trends, nothing says 'style icon' like a fresh coat of brown. Who needs Gucci when you've got dookie chic?"
The Stain Swagger: "Because shitting your shirt is a power move that asserts dominance over lesser beings. Anyone can spill coffee on their blouse, but it takes a true innovator to turn their clothing into a canvas for artistic expression. Picasso would be proud!"
The Stench Status: "Because shitting your shirt is the olfactory equivalent of spraying yourself with expensive cologne—sure, it might not smell like roses, but it's guaranteed to turn heads and clear out a room faster than any designer fragrance."
The Confidence Crapshoot: "Because shitting your shirt is a bold declaration of self-confidence—it says, 'I am unapologetically me, stains and all.' Who needs to impress others when you're already secure in your status as the reigning king or queen of bodily functions?"
The Excrement Excellence: "Because shitting your shirt is a surefire way to stand out from the crowd—literally. In a sea of mundane mediocrity, you'll be the shining star, the beacon of fecal fortitude, the undeniable symbol of superiority. Bow down to the shirt-shitting champion!"
