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10 months ago
Who gets to see your posts
Coming soon : just think about it and the CIA will know. Three letter acronym agencies love invading your privacy but have you ever questioned why? Maybe they're overpaid or simply lonely? Maybe they love the drama and treat your life like a reality show. Here are some reasons why these sometimes discrete agencies completely forgo the concept of privacy when it comes to normal citizens :
"The Private Parts Portfolio:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like adding a new wing to the CIA and NSA's top-secret art gallery. From avant-garde selfies to abstract dick pic masterpieces, every submission is a potential addition to their classified collection—or at least a source of amusement for bored intelligence agents.
"The Surveillance Selfie Spectacular:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like starring in your own reality TV show, with the CIA and NSA tuning in for the latest episode of "Life Unfiltered." Whether it's relationship drama or wardrobe malfunctions, every submission is a riveting saga of intrigue and embarrassment.
"The Covert Confessional:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like a top-secret confessional booth, with the CIA and NSA listening in for your deepest, darkest secrets. From late-night musings to intimate revelations, every submission is a potential treasure trove of classified information—or at least a good source of entertainment for bored intelligence agents.
"The Digital Disguise Dilemma:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like a game of high-stakes hide-and-seek, with the CIA and NSA searching for clues to your true identity. From cryptic captions to carefully curated filters, every submission is a potential disguise—or a revealing glimpse into your secret life as a double agent.
"The Classified Content Carousel:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like riding a top-secret carousel of classified information. From black ops to covert operations, every submission is a potential revelation—or at least a good source of amusement for bored intelligence agents.
"The Private Parts Portfolio:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like adding a new wing to the CIA and NSA's top-secret art gallery. From avant-garde selfies to abstract dick pic masterpieces, every submission is a potential addition to their classified collection—or at least a source of amusement for bored intelligence agents.
"The Surveillance Selfie Spectacular:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like starring in your own reality TV show, with the CIA and NSA tuning in for the latest episode of "Life Unfiltered." Whether it's relationship drama or wardrobe malfunctions, every submission is a riveting saga of intrigue and embarrassment.
"The Covert Confessional:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like a top-secret confessional booth, with the CIA and NSA listening in for your deepest, darkest secrets. From late-night musings to intimate revelations, every submission is a potential treasure trove of classified information—or at least a good source of entertainment for bored intelligence agents.
"The Digital Disguise Dilemma:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like a game of high-stakes hide-and-seek, with the CIA and NSA searching for clues to your true identity. From cryptic captions to carefully curated filters, every submission is a potential disguise—or a revealing glimpse into your secret life as a double agent.
"The Classified Content Carousel:" Your dick pics, selfies, and posts are like riding a top-secret carousel of classified information. From black ops to covert operations, every submission is a potential revelation—or at least a good source of amusement for bored intelligence agents.