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10 months ago
Betrayed by family
At least he fixed it. That's life with siblings for you. I never trust my litter mates...i mean human siblings ever! Here's some reasons to never trust your siblings!
They're professional thieves... of your favorite snacks: You hide your chocolate stash in the back of the pantry, but somehow your sibling always manages to sniff it out like a bloodhound and devour it before you even get a chance to enjoy a single piece.
They're the ultimate backstabbers: You confide in them about your crush, and the next thing you know, they're cozying up to them like a long-lost friend, leaving you in the dust of their betrayal.
They're diabolical strategists: You innocently agree to a game of Monopoly, only to find out your sibling has been secretly hoarding all the prime properties and plotting your financial ruin since the game began. They don't just want to win; they want to see you suffer.
They're the kings/queens of gaslighting: You swear you left your phone charging on the kitchen counter, but your sibling insists they saw you take it to your room. Suddenly, you're questioning your own sanity, all thanks to their expert manipulation tactics.
They're the ultimate pranksters with no mercy: You fall asleep with one eye open because you know if you let your guard down, your sibling will strike with a vengeance. From freezing your toothpaste to replacing your shampoo with maple syrup, there's no limit to their cruelty.
They're professional thieves... of your favorite snacks: You hide your chocolate stash in the back of the pantry, but somehow your sibling always manages to sniff it out like a bloodhound and devour it before you even get a chance to enjoy a single piece.
They're the ultimate backstabbers: You confide in them about your crush, and the next thing you know, they're cozying up to them like a long-lost friend, leaving you in the dust of their betrayal.
They're diabolical strategists: You innocently agree to a game of Monopoly, only to find out your sibling has been secretly hoarding all the prime properties and plotting your financial ruin since the game began. They don't just want to win; they want to see you suffer.
They're the kings/queens of gaslighting: You swear you left your phone charging on the kitchen counter, but your sibling insists they saw you take it to your room. Suddenly, you're questioning your own sanity, all thanks to their expert manipulation tactics.
They're the ultimate pranksters with no mercy: You fall asleep with one eye open because you know if you let your guard down, your sibling will strike with a vengeance. From freezing your toothpaste to replacing your shampoo with maple syrup, there's no limit to their cruelty.
10 months ago
Fail with huge consequences
This hurt to read. A few reasons why not to fuck your family members as if Chris-Chan would read this page at one point and this info is needed.
"The Family Feud Fallout: Who needs Thanksgiving drama when you can have a lifetime of awkward family gatherings? Congratulations, you've just won the prestigious title of 'Most Likely to Ruin Family Reunions'—hope you enjoy explaining why you can never look Uncle Bob in the eye again.
"The Gene Pool Party Pooper: Ever dreamt of turning family gatherings into a game of genetic Russian roulette? Say hello to your worst nightmare: a lifetime of worrying whether your offspring will inherit Aunt Mildred's beady eyes or Uncle Frank's unibrow. Who knew that family tree could have so many twisted branches?
"The Incestuous Inquisition: Prepare for a lifetime of awkward questions and judgmental stares as you navigate the treacherous waters of sibling love. From uncomfortable interrogations by nosy neighbors to whispered gossip at family gatherings, you'll never escape the prying eyes of the incestuous inquisition.
"The Parental Pandemonium: Brace yourself for the ultimate showdown: facing your parents after they discover your taboo tryst. Get ready for a symphony of disappointed sighs, horrified gasps, and dramatic declarations of eternal damnation. Who knew that breaking the 'no sex with siblings' rule could have such dire consequences?
"The Freudian Fiasco: Congratulations, you've just earned yourself a lifetime subscription to Freudian therapy. Get ready to unpack years of unresolved childhood trauma, repressed memories, and Oedipal fantasies—all while trying to avoid making eye contact with your therapist. Remember: denial is just a river in Egypt.
"The Family Feud Fallout: Who needs Thanksgiving drama when you can have a lifetime of awkward family gatherings? Congratulations, you've just won the prestigious title of 'Most Likely to Ruin Family Reunions'—hope you enjoy explaining why you can never look Uncle Bob in the eye again.
"The Gene Pool Party Pooper: Ever dreamt of turning family gatherings into a game of genetic Russian roulette? Say hello to your worst nightmare: a lifetime of worrying whether your offspring will inherit Aunt Mildred's beady eyes or Uncle Frank's unibrow. Who knew that family tree could have so many twisted branches?
"The Incestuous Inquisition: Prepare for a lifetime of awkward questions and judgmental stares as you navigate the treacherous waters of sibling love. From uncomfortable interrogations by nosy neighbors to whispered gossip at family gatherings, you'll never escape the prying eyes of the incestuous inquisition.
"The Parental Pandemonium: Brace yourself for the ultimate showdown: facing your parents after they discover your taboo tryst. Get ready for a symphony of disappointed sighs, horrified gasps, and dramatic declarations of eternal damnation. Who knew that breaking the 'no sex with siblings' rule could have such dire consequences?
"The Freudian Fiasco: Congratulations, you've just earned yourself a lifetime subscription to Freudian therapy. Get ready to unpack years of unresolved childhood trauma, repressed memories, and Oedipal fantasies—all while trying to avoid making eye contact with your therapist. Remember: denial is just a river in Egypt.
