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brain surgeon
11 months ago
Rocket scientist
It's not brain surgery is it? It's not. So here's a few reasons rocket science is not brain surgery!
Their precision is out of this world... literally: Rocket scientists are used to calculating trajectories to the nth decimal place, but when it comes to delicate brain surgery, a slip of the scalpel could turn your gray matter into mush faster than you can say "Houston, we have a problem."
They mix up tools from their day job: Imagine going in for a routine brain scan and suddenly finding yourself strapped into a centrifuge or being told you need a boost from a solid rocket booster to jump-start your neurons.
Their patients keep floating away during surgery: Zero-gravity environments might be great for space exploration, but they're less than ideal for keeping patients anchored to the operating table. Plus, have you ever tried to perform intricate surgery while floating upside down? Not recommended.
Their bedside manner is more like an alien encounter: Instead of offering comforting words and reassurance, they start babbling about quantum physics and black holes, leaving you more confused and terrified than before.
They're used to solving problems that are, quite literally, out of this world: Sure, they can navigate the complexities of rocket propulsion and orbital mechanics, but ask them to locate the hippocampus or differentiate between the cerebellum and the cerebrum, and suddenly they're lost in a sea of gray matter.
Their precision is out of this world... literally: Rocket scientists are used to calculating trajectories to the nth decimal place, but when it comes to delicate brain surgery, a slip of the scalpel could turn your gray matter into mush faster than you can say "Houston, we have a problem."
They mix up tools from their day job: Imagine going in for a routine brain scan and suddenly finding yourself strapped into a centrifuge or being told you need a boost from a solid rocket booster to jump-start your neurons.
Their patients keep floating away during surgery: Zero-gravity environments might be great for space exploration, but they're less than ideal for keeping patients anchored to the operating table. Plus, have you ever tried to perform intricate surgery while floating upside down? Not recommended.
Their bedside manner is more like an alien encounter: Instead of offering comforting words and reassurance, they start babbling about quantum physics and black holes, leaving you more confused and terrified than before.
They're used to solving problems that are, quite literally, out of this world: Sure, they can navigate the complexities of rocket propulsion and orbital mechanics, but ask them to locate the hippocampus or differentiate between the cerebellum and the cerebrum, and suddenly they're lost in a sea of gray matter.
