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9 months ago
Hookers and Blow could save any social situation
They improve everything they touch. They sure saved me from my friends family and well paying job! They might save Christmas too! Hope i got the right hookers and Blow though:
"The Naughty North Pole": Santa's workshop gets a much-needed makeover when the elves trade in their toy-making tools for a wild night of debauchery with hookers and blow. Who needs sugar plums when you've got strippers and powdered snow?
"The Reindeer Rave": Forget about sleigh bells—this year, Santa's reindeer are dashing through the snow with a little extra pep in their step, courtesy of some festive party favors. With hookers on the reins and blow in their noses, they're sure to deliver Christmas cheer like never before.
"The Jolly Junkie Jamboree": When the elves accidentally mix up the naughty and nice lists, Santa's forced to improvise with a last-minute hookup with his favorite call girl and a hefty dose of holiday blow. It's a Christmas miracle—and one hell of a ride down the chimney.
"The Frosty Fiasco": When Frosty the Snowman comes to life, he's in for a wild ride as he discovers the joys of hookers and blow. With a corncob pipe in one hand and a baggie of snow in the other, he's ready to sleigh all night long.
"The Merry Madam Miracle": Mrs. Claus takes matters into her own hands when Santa gets stuck in a chimney, enlisting the help of her trusty hookers and blow to save Christmas. With a little holiday magic and a whole lot of illicit substances, they're sure to spread cheer to all the good girls and boys.
"The Naughty North Pole": Santa's workshop gets a much-needed makeover when the elves trade in their toy-making tools for a wild night of debauchery with hookers and blow. Who needs sugar plums when you've got strippers and powdered snow?
"The Reindeer Rave": Forget about sleigh bells—this year, Santa's reindeer are dashing through the snow with a little extra pep in their step, courtesy of some festive party favors. With hookers on the reins and blow in their noses, they're sure to deliver Christmas cheer like never before.
"The Jolly Junkie Jamboree": When the elves accidentally mix up the naughty and nice lists, Santa's forced to improvise with a last-minute hookup with his favorite call girl and a hefty dose of holiday blow. It's a Christmas miracle—and one hell of a ride down the chimney.
"The Frosty Fiasco": When Frosty the Snowman comes to life, he's in for a wild ride as he discovers the joys of hookers and blow. With a corncob pipe in one hand and a baggie of snow in the other, he's ready to sleigh all night long.
"The Merry Madam Miracle": Mrs. Claus takes matters into her own hands when Santa gets stuck in a chimney, enlisting the help of her trusty hookers and blow to save Christmas. With a little holiday magic and a whole lot of illicit substances, they're sure to spread cheer to all the good girls and boys.
9 months ago
A+ for effort
But why not own two copies of your favorite book? Have you people never heard of redundancy? Here are some reasons why you should have a whole bookshelf of your favorite book!
"The Literary Multiplicity Maneuver": Owning multiple copies of your favorite book ensures that you'll always have a spare handy in case of emergencies—like spontaneous book club meetings or surprise literary-themed parties. Who needs a first aid kit when you can have a first edition kit?
"The Bibliophile Back-Up Plan": With multiple copies of your favorite book, you'll never have to suffer the heartbreak of lending it to a friend and never getting it back. Who needs trust when you can have a personal library that rivals the Library of Congress?
"The Page-Turning Polygamy Principle": Owning multiple copies of your favorite book allows you to explore new dimensions of its literary greatness—like reading it in different fonts, sizes, and languages. Who needs a passport when you can travel the world through the pages of your favorite novel?
"The Literary Loyalty Lottery": With multiple copies of your favorite book, you can play a high-stakes game of literary roulette and give away copies to unsuspecting strangers like a modern-day book fairy. Who needs random acts of kindness when you can spread literary joy?
"The Bookish Investment Instinct": Owning multiple copies of your favorite book is like diversifying your literary portfolio—you never know which edition will skyrocket in value and make you a millionaire overnight. Who needs stocks and bonds when you can invest in first editions and leather-bound classics?
"The Literary Multiplicity Maneuver": Owning multiple copies of your favorite book ensures that you'll always have a spare handy in case of emergencies—like spontaneous book club meetings or surprise literary-themed parties. Who needs a first aid kit when you can have a first edition kit?
"The Bibliophile Back-Up Plan": With multiple copies of your favorite book, you'll never have to suffer the heartbreak of lending it to a friend and never getting it back. Who needs trust when you can have a personal library that rivals the Library of Congress?
"The Page-Turning Polygamy Principle": Owning multiple copies of your favorite book allows you to explore new dimensions of its literary greatness—like reading it in different fonts, sizes, and languages. Who needs a passport when you can travel the world through the pages of your favorite novel?
"The Literary Loyalty Lottery": With multiple copies of your favorite book, you can play a high-stakes game of literary roulette and give away copies to unsuspecting strangers like a modern-day book fairy. Who needs random acts of kindness when you can spread literary joy?
"The Bookish Investment Instinct": Owning multiple copies of your favorite book is like diversifying your literary portfolio—you never know which edition will skyrocket in value and make you a millionaire overnight. Who needs stocks and bonds when you can invest in first editions and leather-bound classics?
