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11 months ago
Trolling a vampire
Still not a pleasant place to be bleeding from, though if you want to troll a vampire while also flirting hey who am I to argue here's five silly suggestions
Garlic-Infused Massage Oil: Offer the vampire a massage with a special garlic-infused massage oil, promising to soothe their immortal muscles and tantalize their senses. Watch as they squirm at the thought of being slathered in the pungent scent of garlic.
Sunscreen Application Roleplay: Playfully suggest a game of "sunscreen application," where you take turns applying SPF lotion to each other's bodies. Make sure to mention how important it is to protect every inch of skin, including those hard-to-reach places.
Holy Water Balloon Balancing Act: Challenge the vampire to a game of "Holy Water Balloon Balancing," where they have to balance a water balloon filled with holy water on their head while performing various tasks. It's a test of skill and agility with a hint of danger.
Stakeout Tease: Leave a note on their coffin that says, "Wanted: Partner for a stakeout. Must be willing to explore dark alleys and confront dangerous creatures of the night." It's a cheeky invitation to join you on an adventure, complete with a subtle nod to their vampiric nature.
Crossword Puzzle Flirtation: Create a crossword puzzle filled with saucy clues and playful innuendos, challenging the vampire to solve each tantalizing riddle. It's a clever way to engage their mind while also teasing them with suggestive hints about their immortal desires.
Garlic-Infused Massage Oil: Offer the vampire a massage with a special garlic-infused massage oil, promising to soothe their immortal muscles and tantalize their senses. Watch as they squirm at the thought of being slathered in the pungent scent of garlic.
Sunscreen Application Roleplay: Playfully suggest a game of "sunscreen application," where you take turns applying SPF lotion to each other's bodies. Make sure to mention how important it is to protect every inch of skin, including those hard-to-reach places.
Holy Water Balloon Balancing Act: Challenge the vampire to a game of "Holy Water Balloon Balancing," where they have to balance a water balloon filled with holy water on their head while performing various tasks. It's a test of skill and agility with a hint of danger.
Stakeout Tease: Leave a note on their coffin that says, "Wanted: Partner for a stakeout. Must be willing to explore dark alleys and confront dangerous creatures of the night." It's a cheeky invitation to join you on an adventure, complete with a subtle nod to their vampiric nature.
Crossword Puzzle Flirtation: Create a crossword puzzle filled with saucy clues and playful innuendos, challenging the vampire to solve each tantalizing riddle. It's a clever way to engage their mind while also teasing them with suggestive hints about their immortal desires.
