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7 months ago
A point we should remember
Not an excuse to be a dick though , but these are:
"I'm Just Keeping It Real: Because who needs filters or manners when you can hit 'em with the unfiltered truth? Sure, it stings a bit, but hey, honesty is the best policy...right?
"It's Not My Fault, It's Mercury Retrograde: Blame it on the cosmic alignment! When the planets are in disarray, so are my social graces. Sorry, not sorry—it's written in the stars!
"I'm a Trailblazer, Not a People-Pleaser: Some call it being assertive; others call it being downright rude. But hey, if I don't pave the way for honesty, who will?
"I'm Just a Sufferer of Chronic Resting B*tch Face: It's not intentional, I swear! My facial muscles just naturally default to 'unimpressed.' Don't take it personally...unless you want to.
"I'm Not Mean, I'm Just Misunderstood: Deep down, I'm like an onion—layers upon layers of complexity. Sure, the outer layer might make you cry, but it's all part of the journey to my inner sweetness."
"I'm Just Keeping It Real: Because who needs filters or manners when you can hit 'em with the unfiltered truth? Sure, it stings a bit, but hey, honesty is the best policy...right?
"It's Not My Fault, It's Mercury Retrograde: Blame it on the cosmic alignment! When the planets are in disarray, so are my social graces. Sorry, not sorry—it's written in the stars!
"I'm a Trailblazer, Not a People-Pleaser: Some call it being assertive; others call it being downright rude. But hey, if I don't pave the way for honesty, who will?
"I'm Just a Sufferer of Chronic Resting B*tch Face: It's not intentional, I swear! My facial muscles just naturally default to 'unimpressed.' Don't take it personally...unless you want to.
"I'm Not Mean, I'm Just Misunderstood: Deep down, I'm like an onion—layers upon layers of complexity. Sure, the outer layer might make you cry, but it's all part of the journey to my inner sweetness."
7 months ago
Buy cheaper pizza
Really DO NOT finance a pizza. If that's not enough bad financial advice for you we have you covered with 5 more :
"Borrow Money to Buy Lottery Tickets": Why waste time saving up for a rainy day when you could hit the jackpot tomorrow? Take out a second mortgage, max out your credit cards, and buy as many lottery tickets as you can carry. After all, fortune favors the bold—or at least the heavily indebted.
"Invest in Pyramid Schemes": Who needs boring old index funds when you can join a pyramid scheme and get rich quick? Just recruit a few friends, sit back, and watch the money roll in. Sure, it might technically be illegal, but think of all the luxurious vacations you'll be able to afford before the SEC catches wind of your scheme.
"Live Like a Kardashian": Why bother budgeting when you can live a life of luxury like your favorite reality TV stars? Treat yourself to designer clothes, lavish vacations, and extravagant parties—all on a shoestring budget. Who needs financial stability when you have Instagram likes?
"Become a Professional Fortnite Gamer": Who says video games can't be a lucrative career? With millions of dollars up for grabs in esports tournaments, all you need is a killer Fortnite strategy and lightning-fast reflexes. Just ignore the fact that only a tiny fraction of gamers actually make it big—this time, it's different.
"Bet Your Life Savings on Red": Who needs retirement savings when you have the thrill of the roulette wheel? Head to your nearest casino, plop down your life savings on red, and let fate decide your financial future. Worst-case scenario, you end up penniless and living under a bridge—but hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell.
"Borrow Money to Buy Lottery Tickets": Why waste time saving up for a rainy day when you could hit the jackpot tomorrow? Take out a second mortgage, max out your credit cards, and buy as many lottery tickets as you can carry. After all, fortune favors the bold—or at least the heavily indebted.
"Invest in Pyramid Schemes": Who needs boring old index funds when you can join a pyramid scheme and get rich quick? Just recruit a few friends, sit back, and watch the money roll in. Sure, it might technically be illegal, but think of all the luxurious vacations you'll be able to afford before the SEC catches wind of your scheme.
"Live Like a Kardashian": Why bother budgeting when you can live a life of luxury like your favorite reality TV stars? Treat yourself to designer clothes, lavish vacations, and extravagant parties—all on a shoestring budget. Who needs financial stability when you have Instagram likes?
"Become a Professional Fortnite Gamer": Who says video games can't be a lucrative career? With millions of dollars up for grabs in esports tournaments, all you need is a killer Fortnite strategy and lightning-fast reflexes. Just ignore the fact that only a tiny fraction of gamers actually make it big—this time, it's different.
"Bet Your Life Savings on Red": Who needs retirement savings when you have the thrill of the roulette wheel? Head to your nearest casino, plop down your life savings on red, and let fate decide your financial future. Worst-case scenario, you end up penniless and living under a bridge—but hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell.
