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alcoholic
11 months ago
Come on man salad ain't that bad
Maybe the other part was the problem though...
Here are some reasons why you wouldn't want to eat said cucumber:
"The Pickle Predicament": Let's just say that once a cucumber has been on a journey of self-discovery, it's not exactly fit for polite company. You might find yourself in a bit of a pickle trying to explain why you're avoiding the veggie platter at the next office party!
"Salad Shudders": You thought you were just adding some crunchy greens to your salad, but little did you know you were about to become an unwitting participant in a vegetable-based scandal. Suddenly, those leafy greens don't seem so appetizing anymore!
"The Cucumber Conundrum": They say cucumbers are refreshing, but there's nothing refreshing about the mental image of their previous escapades. Suddenly, you're second-guessing every salad, sandwich, and sushi roll you've ever eaten. Talk about a mood killer!
"The Garden of Unearthly Delights": You thought you were being healthy by reaching for that cucumber, but little did you know you were about to take a walk on the wild side. Looks like you'll be sticking to carrots for your veggie snacks from now on—less room for misinterpretation!
"Pickle Perils": You thought you were indulging in a wholesome snack, but turns out you've stumbled upon a vegetable with a rather colorful past. Suddenly, you're rethinking your entire relationship with the produce aisle. Who knew cucumbers could be so scandalous?
Here are some reasons why you wouldn't want to eat said cucumber:
"The Pickle Predicament": Let's just say that once a cucumber has been on a journey of self-discovery, it's not exactly fit for polite company. You might find yourself in a bit of a pickle trying to explain why you're avoiding the veggie platter at the next office party!
"Salad Shudders": You thought you were just adding some crunchy greens to your salad, but little did you know you were about to become an unwitting participant in a vegetable-based scandal. Suddenly, those leafy greens don't seem so appetizing anymore!
"The Cucumber Conundrum": They say cucumbers are refreshing, but there's nothing refreshing about the mental image of their previous escapades. Suddenly, you're second-guessing every salad, sandwich, and sushi roll you've ever eaten. Talk about a mood killer!
"The Garden of Unearthly Delights": You thought you were being healthy by reaching for that cucumber, but little did you know you were about to take a walk on the wild side. Looks like you'll be sticking to carrots for your veggie snacks from now on—less room for misinterpretation!
"Pickle Perils": You thought you were indulging in a wholesome snack, but turns out you've stumbled upon a vegetable with a rather colorful past. Suddenly, you're rethinking your entire relationship with the produce aisle. Who knew cucumbers could be so scandalous?
