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1 year ago
Please don't
Regardless of location , please don't
In case you still want to have 5 reasons why this might not be the best idea
Tiny Portions: Gerbils are notorious for their small size, so if you're looking for a hearty meal, you might end up with just a nibble!
Exercise Routine: Gerbils are known for their energetic nature, so eating them might give you a sudden burst of energy – but good luck trying to sit still afterward!
Furball Fiasco: Gerbils have a lot of fur, which could lead to an unexpected and unpleasant hairball situation. Not exactly appetizing!
Cheeky Business: Have you ever tried to eat something with cheeks stuffed full of food? Gerbils have! And let's just say it's not the most graceful dining experience.
Rodent Reviews: If you think Yelp reviews for restaurants can be brutal, just wait until the gerbil community hears about your dining choices. You'll be the talk of the (hamster) wheel for all the wrong reasons!
In case you still want to have 5 reasons why this might not be the best idea
Tiny Portions: Gerbils are notorious for their small size, so if you're looking for a hearty meal, you might end up with just a nibble!
Exercise Routine: Gerbils are known for their energetic nature, so eating them might give you a sudden burst of energy – but good luck trying to sit still afterward!
Furball Fiasco: Gerbils have a lot of fur, which could lead to an unexpected and unpleasant hairball situation. Not exactly appetizing!
Cheeky Business: Have you ever tried to eat something with cheeks stuffed full of food? Gerbils have! And let's just say it's not the most graceful dining experience.
Rodent Reviews: If you think Yelp reviews for restaurants can be brutal, just wait until the gerbil community hears about your dining choices. You'll be the talk of the (hamster) wheel for all the wrong reasons!
1 year ago
No opinion mentioned
Just a neurotic text message to his dentist. We recommend not discussing world politics with your dentist though. The gnomes in my basement texted me these reasons last night:
"The Flossing-Foreign Policy Paradox": Discussing international politics with your dentist may lead to a heated debate about the most effective foreign policy—while your mouth is wide open and full of dental tools. It's hard to floss when you're busy debating the nuances of diplomacy.
"The Root Canal Realpolitik": Your dentist might be more focused on drilling into your molars than debating global affairs. Attempting to discuss international politics mid-procedure could result in some unintended consequences—like a novocaine-induced rant about geopolitics.
"The Cavity-CIA Conspiracy": Your dentist may suspect that your interest in international politics is just a cover for gathering intelligence on their dental practice. Attempting to engage in a discussion about global affairs could result in them filling your head with more than just fluoride.
"The Plaque-Propaganda Paradox": Your dentist might have strong opinions about international politics, but they're too busy scraping plaque off your teeth to share them. Attempting to discuss global affairs could lead to some awkward moments—like trying to respond to a question with a mouthful of dental instruments.
"The Mouthguard-Militarism Mishap": Your dentist might be more interested in protecting your teeth than discussing international conflict. Attempting to engage them in a debate about geopolitics could lead to them recommending a mouthguard to protect against the grinding of teeth—yours and theirs.
"The Flossing-Foreign Policy Paradox": Discussing international politics with your dentist may lead to a heated debate about the most effective foreign policy—while your mouth is wide open and full of dental tools. It's hard to floss when you're busy debating the nuances of diplomacy.
"The Root Canal Realpolitik": Your dentist might be more focused on drilling into your molars than debating global affairs. Attempting to discuss international politics mid-procedure could result in some unintended consequences—like a novocaine-induced rant about geopolitics.
"The Cavity-CIA Conspiracy": Your dentist may suspect that your interest in international politics is just a cover for gathering intelligence on their dental practice. Attempting to engage in a discussion about global affairs could result in them filling your head with more than just fluoride.
"The Plaque-Propaganda Paradox": Your dentist might have strong opinions about international politics, but they're too busy scraping plaque off your teeth to share them. Attempting to discuss global affairs could lead to some awkward moments—like trying to respond to a question with a mouthful of dental instruments.
"The Mouthguard-Militarism Mishap": Your dentist might be more interested in protecting your teeth than discussing international conflict. Attempting to engage them in a debate about geopolitics could lead to them recommending a mouthguard to protect against the grinding of teeth—yours and theirs.
1 year ago
Thieving dog
Nuggets are my love language. This was a real fever dream to write here are five humorous reasons why lizards are the "dogs" of the reptile world, especially when it comes to stealing chicken nuggets:
"Nugget Ninja Skills": Lizards may not have opposable thumbs, but they've mastered the art of stealthy snacking. Just like a sneaky dog stealing treats off the counter, lizards use their lightning-fast reflexes to swipe chicken nuggets when no one's looking.
"Tail-Wagging Excitement": Ever seen a lizard's tail wag with excitement? Okay, maybe not, but just imagine the sheer joy and anticipation as they eye up those golden nuggets of deliciousness. It's like watching a puppy waiting for its favorite treat—except with a lot more scales.
"Chicken Nugget Retrieval Training": Forget fetch—lizards are all about "nugget retrieval." Just like a well-trained dog, they'll stop at nothing to fetch their favorite snack, whether it's hidden under a heat lamp or tucked away in a terrarium.
"The Great Chicken Nugget Heist": Picture this: a daring lizard caper to steal the last chicken nugget from the plate. It's like a scene straight out of a heist movie, complete with suspenseful music and slow-motion replays of the epic snatch-and-dash.
"Man's (Reptile's) Best Friend": Move over, Fido—there's a new best friend in town, and it's a lizard with a taste for chicken nuggets. With their loyal companionship and insatiable appetite for fast food, lizards are the ultimate sidekick for any nugget-loving human.
"Nugget Ninja Skills": Lizards may not have opposable thumbs, but they've mastered the art of stealthy snacking. Just like a sneaky dog stealing treats off the counter, lizards use their lightning-fast reflexes to swipe chicken nuggets when no one's looking.
"Tail-Wagging Excitement": Ever seen a lizard's tail wag with excitement? Okay, maybe not, but just imagine the sheer joy and anticipation as they eye up those golden nuggets of deliciousness. It's like watching a puppy waiting for its favorite treat—except with a lot more scales.
"Chicken Nugget Retrieval Training": Forget fetch—lizards are all about "nugget retrieval." Just like a well-trained dog, they'll stop at nothing to fetch their favorite snack, whether it's hidden under a heat lamp or tucked away in a terrarium.
"The Great Chicken Nugget Heist": Picture this: a daring lizard caper to steal the last chicken nugget from the plate. It's like a scene straight out of a heist movie, complete with suspenseful music and slow-motion replays of the epic snatch-and-dash.
"Man's (Reptile's) Best Friend": Move over, Fido—there's a new best friend in town, and it's a lizard with a taste for chicken nuggets. With their loyal companionship and insatiable appetite for fast food, lizards are the ultimate sidekick for any nugget-loving human.
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Bit insensitive but we all love these right?
I'd be happy with such a bounty though!
This should never be racial that's just an amazing food combo and here are some reasons why:
"The Flavor Fusion Fiesta": Grape soda fried chicken and watermelon bring together the ultimate flavor explosion that's like a party in your mouth! It's a culinary carnival where sweet meets savory in a dance of deliciousness that leaves taste buds tingling with joy.
"The Picnic Palooza Powerhouse": Nothing says summertime fun like a picnic featuring grape soda fried chicken and watermelon. It's the ultimate outdoor feast that brings people together for a day of laughter, sunshine, and good eats. Who needs fancy hors d'oeuvres when you can have finger-lickin' goodness?
"The Quirky Comfort Combo": Grape soda fried chicken and watermelon are like old friends that never fail to lift your spirits and warm your heart. It's comfort food with a twist, a nostalgic nod to simpler times when life was sweet, savory, and oh-so-satisfying.
"The Festive Flavor Fantasy": Whether you're celebrating a birthday, a barbecue, or just the fact that it's Tuesday, grape soda fried chicken and watermelon are the perfect party companions. With their vibrant colors and bold flavors, they're like the life of the party in edible form.
"The Sweet and Savory Symphony": Grape soda fried chicken and watermelon are the culinary equivalent of a symphony orchestra, with each bite playing a different note in a melody of mouthwatering goodness. It's a gastronomic masterpiece that deserves a standing ovation (and maybe a second helping).
This should never be racial that's just an amazing food combo and here are some reasons why:
"The Flavor Fusion Fiesta": Grape soda fried chicken and watermelon bring together the ultimate flavor explosion that's like a party in your mouth! It's a culinary carnival where sweet meets savory in a dance of deliciousness that leaves taste buds tingling with joy.
"The Picnic Palooza Powerhouse": Nothing says summertime fun like a picnic featuring grape soda fried chicken and watermelon. It's the ultimate outdoor feast that brings people together for a day of laughter, sunshine, and good eats. Who needs fancy hors d'oeuvres when you can have finger-lickin' goodness?
"The Quirky Comfort Combo": Grape soda fried chicken and watermelon are like old friends that never fail to lift your spirits and warm your heart. It's comfort food with a twist, a nostalgic nod to simpler times when life was sweet, savory, and oh-so-satisfying.
"The Festive Flavor Fantasy": Whether you're celebrating a birthday, a barbecue, or just the fact that it's Tuesday, grape soda fried chicken and watermelon are the perfect party companions. With their vibrant colors and bold flavors, they're like the life of the party in edible form.
"The Sweet and Savory Symphony": Grape soda fried chicken and watermelon are the culinary equivalent of a symphony orchestra, with each bite playing a different note in a melody of mouthwatering goodness. It's a gastronomic masterpiece that deserves a standing ovation (and maybe a second helping).
