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1 year ago
Everyone knows math is subjective
According to my bank account i'm not a millionaire but i chose to not agree
Here are five humorous reasons why math couldn't care less about your opinion:
Zero Sympathy Policy: Math operates on a strict "zero sympathy" policy. Whether you're struggling with calculus or crying over fractions, math remains as indifferent as the number zero itself.
Algebraic Apathy: Math isn't interested in your excuses or complaints. It's like that friend who nods along but secretly couldn't care less about your drama – it's just solving equations, not listening to your life story.
Geometry's Got No Time for Drama: Geometry is too busy calculating angles and measuring shapes to worry about your opinion. It's like the architect of the universe, constructing reality one triangle at a time, oblivious to your existential musings.
Statistical Stoicism: Statistics doesn't care if you think the odds are unfair. It's like a poker-faced gambler, rolling the dice and calculating probabilities with icy precision, indifferent to your hopes and dreams.
Calculus Can't Even: Calculus is like the Zen master of math – serene, detached, and utterly unimpressed by your existential crises. It's too busy integrating and differentiating to entertain your opinions about the meaning of life.
Here are five humorous reasons why math couldn't care less about your opinion:
Zero Sympathy Policy: Math operates on a strict "zero sympathy" policy. Whether you're struggling with calculus or crying over fractions, math remains as indifferent as the number zero itself.
Algebraic Apathy: Math isn't interested in your excuses or complaints. It's like that friend who nods along but secretly couldn't care less about your drama – it's just solving equations, not listening to your life story.
Geometry's Got No Time for Drama: Geometry is too busy calculating angles and measuring shapes to worry about your opinion. It's like the architect of the universe, constructing reality one triangle at a time, oblivious to your existential musings.
Statistical Stoicism: Statistics doesn't care if you think the odds are unfair. It's like a poker-faced gambler, rolling the dice and calculating probabilities with icy precision, indifferent to your hopes and dreams.
Calculus Can't Even: Calculus is like the Zen master of math – serene, detached, and utterly unimpressed by your existential crises. It's too busy integrating and differentiating to entertain your opinions about the meaning of life.
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Skibidi toilet or whatever kids say
Learning to speak zoomer language. Skibidi toilet is just that good that all ages should enjoy it though, here's some reasons why:
The Bathroom Boogie: "Because who knew that your daily dump could become a dance extravaganza? With the Skibidi Toilet series, every trip to the loo is a chance to bust out your best moves and get jiggy with it."
The Toilet Talk Show: "Because forget about late-night TV—why not catch up on the latest gossip and hot topics while you're doing your business? With the Skibidi Toilet series, you'll never miss a beat, or a bowel movement."
The Lavatory Laughs: "Because laughter is the best medicine, especially when you're sitting on the throne. From hilarious sketches to outrageous pranks, the Skibidi Toilet series is guaranteed to have you in stitches."
The Porcelain Playground: "Because who needs a fancy set and high production values when you've got a toilet as your stage? The Skibidi Toilet series proves that comedy gold can be found in the most unexpected places—even in the bathroom."
The Commode Comedy Revolution: "Because the Skibidi Toilet series is more than just a YouTube channel—it's a movement. With its irreverent humor and boundary-pushing content, it's redefining what it means to be a bathroom influencer, one flush at a time."
The Bathroom Boogie: "Because who knew that your daily dump could become a dance extravaganza? With the Skibidi Toilet series, every trip to the loo is a chance to bust out your best moves and get jiggy with it."
The Toilet Talk Show: "Because forget about late-night TV—why not catch up on the latest gossip and hot topics while you're doing your business? With the Skibidi Toilet series, you'll never miss a beat, or a bowel movement."
The Lavatory Laughs: "Because laughter is the best medicine, especially when you're sitting on the throne. From hilarious sketches to outrageous pranks, the Skibidi Toilet series is guaranteed to have you in stitches."
The Porcelain Playground: "Because who needs a fancy set and high production values when you've got a toilet as your stage? The Skibidi Toilet series proves that comedy gold can be found in the most unexpected places—even in the bathroom."
The Commode Comedy Revolution: "Because the Skibidi Toilet series is more than just a YouTube channel—it's a movement. With its irreverent humor and boundary-pushing content, it's redefining what it means to be a bathroom influencer, one flush at a time."
1 year ago
Best insult i've heard
It's free real estate. Here's more dick related high school insults:
The Pencil Peen Putdown: "Hey, nice 'No. 2' pencil you got there. Shame it's more like a 'No. 0.2' when it comes to actual size!"
The Microscope Mishap: "I heard they had to use a microscope to find yours during sex ed. Talk about a biology fail!"
The Erect Eraser: "Your dick's so small, it's like trying to erase a mistake with a broken pencil—totally pointless!"
The Ruler Ruckus: "I bet even a ruler laughs at your dick's measurements. It's more like a millimeter Peter than a ruler of any kind!"
The Fountain Pen Flop: "Your dick's like a fountain pen—always leaking and never quite getting the job done. Maybe stick to pencils from now on, champ!"
The Pencil Peen Putdown: "Hey, nice 'No. 2' pencil you got there. Shame it's more like a 'No. 0.2' when it comes to actual size!"
The Microscope Mishap: "I heard they had to use a microscope to find yours during sex ed. Talk about a biology fail!"
The Erect Eraser: "Your dick's so small, it's like trying to erase a mistake with a broken pencil—totally pointless!"
The Ruler Ruckus: "I bet even a ruler laughs at your dick's measurements. It's more like a millimeter Peter than a ruler of any kind!"
The Fountain Pen Flop: "Your dick's like a fountain pen—always leaking and never quite getting the job done. Maybe stick to pencils from now on, champ!"
1 year ago
Take off your sunglasses
While wearing rose colored glasses the red flags were easily missed, You shouldn't miss your ex and here's why:
The Cheat Sheet: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a pop quiz in hell—sure, there's a chance you'll pass, but do you really want to risk it?"
The Infidelity Inconvenience: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a rerun of your least favorite TV show—sure, you might wonder how it ends, but you'll survive without the drama."
The Betrayal Backfire: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a leaky faucet—sure, it's annoying when it's dripping, but once it's fixed, you realize how much quieter life can be without the constant drip, drip, drip of betrayal."
The Deception Dilemma: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a bad case of food poisoning—sure, it was intense while it lasted, but now that it's over, you can finally enjoy a meal without the fear of projectile vomiting."
The Cheater's Conundrum: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a flat tire on a road trip—sure, it's a bump in the road, but once you change it and keep driving, you realize how much smoother the journey is without the constant threat of a blowout."
The Cheat Sheet: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a pop quiz in hell—sure, there's a chance you'll pass, but do you really want to risk it?"
The Infidelity Inconvenience: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a rerun of your least favorite TV show—sure, you might wonder how it ends, but you'll survive without the drama."
The Betrayal Backfire: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a leaky faucet—sure, it's annoying when it's dripping, but once it's fixed, you realize how much quieter life can be without the constant drip, drip, drip of betrayal."
The Deception Dilemma: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a bad case of food poisoning—sure, it was intense while it lasted, but now that it's over, you can finally enjoy a meal without the fear of projectile vomiting."
The Cheater's Conundrum: "Because missing your cheating ex is like missing a flat tire on a road trip—sure, it's a bump in the road, but once you change it and keep driving, you realize how much smoother the journey is without the constant threat of a blowout."
1 year ago
Reddit moment
Did he ban himself? Maybe he should! Reddit is not something you want in your life. Here are some reasons why getting banned on Reddit will make your life better:
"The Digital Detox Diet": Getting banned on Reddit is the ultimate weight loss hack. Without endless scrolling through memes and heated debates, you'll have more time to hit the gym and shed those extra pounds. Who needs subreddits when you've got gains to make?
"The Swipe Right Surprise": Thanks to your banned status on Reddit, you'll finally have something interesting to talk about on Tinder. Explaining how you got banned from r/aww for posting too many cat memes is sure to impress potential dates—or at least make for a memorable conversation starter.
"The Social Interaction Upgrade": With your Reddit access revoked, you'll have more time to focus on real-life social interactions. Who needs upvotes when you can get real-life compliments from friends and strangers alike? Plus, without the stress of Reddit drama, you'll feel lighter and happier in no time.
"The Stress-Free Strategy": Getting banned on Reddit is like a weight lifted off your shoulders—literally. Without the constant stress of trying to keep up with the latest memes and trends, you'll feel lighter and more carefree than ever before. Who knew that digital detox could be so liberating?
"The Healthier Habits": With your Reddit ban in place, you'll have more time to focus on healthy habits like cooking nutritious meals and getting a good night's sleep. Who needs late-night Reddit browsing when you can wake up feeling refreshed and ready to tackle the day?
"The Digital Detox Diet": Getting banned on Reddit is the ultimate weight loss hack. Without endless scrolling through memes and heated debates, you'll have more time to hit the gym and shed those extra pounds. Who needs subreddits when you've got gains to make?
"The Swipe Right Surprise": Thanks to your banned status on Reddit, you'll finally have something interesting to talk about on Tinder. Explaining how you got banned from r/aww for posting too many cat memes is sure to impress potential dates—or at least make for a memorable conversation starter.
"The Social Interaction Upgrade": With your Reddit access revoked, you'll have more time to focus on real-life social interactions. Who needs upvotes when you can get real-life compliments from friends and strangers alike? Plus, without the stress of Reddit drama, you'll feel lighter and happier in no time.
"The Stress-Free Strategy": Getting banned on Reddit is like a weight lifted off your shoulders—literally. Without the constant stress of trying to keep up with the latest memes and trends, you'll feel lighter and more carefree than ever before. Who knew that digital detox could be so liberating?
"The Healthier Habits": With your Reddit ban in place, you'll have more time to focus on healthy habits like cooking nutritious meals and getting a good night's sleep. Who needs late-night Reddit browsing when you can wake up feeling refreshed and ready to tackle the day?
