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8 months ago
Someone got his blood pressure up
Built like a brick shithouse
Here are five humorous reasons someone might not know what a PC looks like:
The "Technophobe Tantrum": They've been living under a rock for so long that they think a PC stands for "Potato Chip" and have been searching the snack aisle for a computer-shaped bag of chips.
The "Alien Abduction Anecdote": They were abducted by aliens at a young age and spent most of their formative years on a spaceship, where the concept of a personal computer was as foreign as the concept of personal space.
The "Time Traveler's Tale": They accidentally traveled back in time to the Middle Ages and spent years trying to explain the concept of a PC to confused villagers who thought they were talking about a mystical box of wizardry.
The "Puzzle Prodigy": They're a master of puzzles and riddles but have never encountered a PC in the wild, leading them to believe that it's some kind of cryptic acronym for a secret society or ancient artifact.
The "Amnesia Antics": They woke up one day with total amnesia and have been trying to piece together their identity ever since. Unfortunately, their memory loss includes all knowledge of modern technology, leaving them completely clueless about what a PC looks like.
Here are five humorous reasons someone might not know what a PC looks like:
The "Technophobe Tantrum": They've been living under a rock for so long that they think a PC stands for "Potato Chip" and have been searching the snack aisle for a computer-shaped bag of chips.
The "Alien Abduction Anecdote": They were abducted by aliens at a young age and spent most of their formative years on a spaceship, where the concept of a personal computer was as foreign as the concept of personal space.
The "Time Traveler's Tale": They accidentally traveled back in time to the Middle Ages and spent years trying to explain the concept of a PC to confused villagers who thought they were talking about a mystical box of wizardry.
The "Puzzle Prodigy": They're a master of puzzles and riddles but have never encountered a PC in the wild, leading them to believe that it's some kind of cryptic acronym for a secret society or ancient artifact.
The "Amnesia Antics": They woke up one day with total amnesia and have been trying to piece together their identity ever since. Unfortunately, their memory loss includes all knowledge of modern technology, leaving them completely clueless about what a PC looks like.
5 months ago
8 months ago
Is it though?
They must have sure liked cucumbers that you can't eat...that's it right?
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
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