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10 months ago
The opposite of wholesome
This just bummed me out a bit
Here are five cringeworthy social media statuses about breakups:
"Just changed my relationship status to 'single'... because apparently, 'in a relationship with Netflix' isn't a valid option. #NetflixAndNoChill"
"It's official: I'm now accepting applications for a rebound relationship. Must love dogs and tolerate my questionable taste in romantic comedies. Apply within!"
"Breaking up is like unfollowing someone in real life. Consider this your notification that I'm unfriending you from my heart. #UnfriendZone"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm now single and ready to mingle with anyone who doesn't snore louder than a chainsaw. #NoSnoreMoreAmour"
"Just realized my ex's favorite emoji was the trash can. Well, joke's on them – I've upgraded to the recycling bin. ♻️ #DumpedAndGreen"
Here are five cringeworthy social media statuses about breakups:
"Just changed my relationship status to 'single'... because apparently, 'in a relationship with Netflix' isn't a valid option. #NetflixAndNoChill"
"It's official: I'm now accepting applications for a rebound relationship. Must love dogs and tolerate my questionable taste in romantic comedies. Apply within!"
"Breaking up is like unfollowing someone in real life. Consider this your notification that I'm unfriending you from my heart. #UnfriendZone"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm now single and ready to mingle with anyone who doesn't snore louder than a chainsaw. #NoSnoreMoreAmour"
"Just realized my ex's favorite emoji was the trash can. Well, joke's on them – I've upgraded to the recycling bin. ♻️ #DumpedAndGreen"
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10 months ago
Failing as a parent
Someone's getting put in a nursing home at 53
Here are five humorous suggestions for what a mom could buy herself instead of Christmas presents for her kids:
A "Mommy Time-Out" Kit: Treat yourself to a luxurious spa day complete with massages, facials, and a dip in the hot tub. After all, who needs presents when you can pamper yourself?
The Ultimate Mom Cave: Transform a spare room into your own personal sanctuary, complete with cozy blankets, a mini fridge stocked with your favorite snacks, and a big-screen TV for binge-watching your guilty pleasures.
A "Mom's Night Off" Subscription Box: Sign up for a monthly subscription box filled with goodies just for you, from gourmet chocolates to fancy wine. Because let's face it, being a mom is hard work, and you deserve a little indulgence.
A DIY Mommy Makeover: Splurge on a makeover day where you get to reinvent your look with a new hairstyle, makeup, and wardrobe. It's the perfect excuse to shake things up and show off your fabulous mom style.
A Mommy Adventure Bucket List: Treat yourself to a series of fun and adventurous experiences, from skydiving to zip-lining to bungee jumping. Who needs presents under the tree when you can make memories that will last a lifetime?
Here are five humorous suggestions for what a mom could buy herself instead of Christmas presents for her kids:
A "Mommy Time-Out" Kit: Treat yourself to a luxurious spa day complete with massages, facials, and a dip in the hot tub. After all, who needs presents when you can pamper yourself?
The Ultimate Mom Cave: Transform a spare room into your own personal sanctuary, complete with cozy blankets, a mini fridge stocked with your favorite snacks, and a big-screen TV for binge-watching your guilty pleasures.
A "Mom's Night Off" Subscription Box: Sign up for a monthly subscription box filled with goodies just for you, from gourmet chocolates to fancy wine. Because let's face it, being a mom is hard work, and you deserve a little indulgence.
A DIY Mommy Makeover: Splurge on a makeover day where you get to reinvent your look with a new hairstyle, makeup, and wardrobe. It's the perfect excuse to shake things up and show off your fabulous mom style.
A Mommy Adventure Bucket List: Treat yourself to a series of fun and adventurous experiences, from skydiving to zip-lining to bungee jumping. Who needs presents under the tree when you can make memories that will last a lifetime?
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