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1 year ago
AI has some weird ideas about this game
Why the smoking though?
Kids simply shouldn't smoke here are some reasons why
The "Bubble Trouble" Dilemma:
Kids who smoke might accidentally blow bubbles instead of smoke rings, leading to confused looks and questions about whether they're auditioning for the role of the big bad wolf. Puffing and puffing, but no houses are blowing down!
The "Coughing Concerto" Catastrophe:
Instead of impressing their friends with their cool factor, kids who smoke end up giving impromptu coughing concerts that rival a symphony orchestra. Move over, Beethoven – there's a new maestro in town, and they're hacking up a storm!
The "Stinky Situation" Silliness:
Kids who smoke quickly discover that smelling like an ashtray isn't exactly a chick magnet or a dude magnet – it's more like a "get away from me with your smoky stench" magnet. Looks like the only thing smoking is their social life!
The "Dragon Breath" Drama:
Instead of breathing fire like a majestic dragon, kids who smoke end up with breath that could wilt flowers and make puppies cry. It's like they're trying to channel their inner dragon, but all they're summoning is bad breath and regret!
The "Money Pit" Mayhem:
Kids who smoke quickly realize that feeding their smoking habit drains their piggy bank faster than a hungry hippo at an all-you-can-eat buffet. It's like they're burning money faster than they're burning through cigarettes – talk about a costly habit!
Kids simply shouldn't smoke here are some reasons why
The "Bubble Trouble" Dilemma:
Kids who smoke might accidentally blow bubbles instead of smoke rings, leading to confused looks and questions about whether they're auditioning for the role of the big bad wolf. Puffing and puffing, but no houses are blowing down!
The "Coughing Concerto" Catastrophe:
Instead of impressing their friends with their cool factor, kids who smoke end up giving impromptu coughing concerts that rival a symphony orchestra. Move over, Beethoven – there's a new maestro in town, and they're hacking up a storm!
The "Stinky Situation" Silliness:
Kids who smoke quickly discover that smelling like an ashtray isn't exactly a chick magnet or a dude magnet – it's more like a "get away from me with your smoky stench" magnet. Looks like the only thing smoking is their social life!
The "Dragon Breath" Drama:
Instead of breathing fire like a majestic dragon, kids who smoke end up with breath that could wilt flowers and make puppies cry. It's like they're trying to channel their inner dragon, but all they're summoning is bad breath and regret!
The "Money Pit" Mayhem:
Kids who smoke quickly realize that feeding their smoking habit drains their piggy bank faster than a hungry hippo at an all-you-can-eat buffet. It's like they're burning money faster than they're burning through cigarettes – talk about a costly habit!
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Attitude stays in
Wish it could go away but it stays. Why does it though? Shouldn't your body be able to purge toxic things from itself? We asked an alcoholic riding a donkey and he came up with these reasons why you can't vomit out a bad attitude:
"The Sour Stomach Syndrome:" Trying to vomit out a bad attitude is like expecting your stomach to turn into a therapist's couch—it's just not equipped to handle emotional baggage. Instead of purging negativity, you're more likely to end up with heartburn and a whole new set of problems to worry about.
"The Bitter Belch Backfire:" Attempting to vomit out a bad attitude is like trying to belch out your inner demons—it might provide temporary relief, but it's not a long-term solution. Instead of exorcising negativity, you're more likely to just make everyone within earshot uncomfortable and slightly nauseous.
"The Cranky Cough-Up Conundrum:" Trying to vomit out a bad attitude is like expecting your body to cough up a hairball—it's messy, unpleasant, and probably not going to solve anything. Instead of expelling negativity, you're more likely to just end up with a sore throat and a lingering sense of bitterness.
"The Pessimistic Projectile Problem:" Attempting to vomit out a bad attitude is like trying to projectile vomit your way to positivity—it's messy, ineffective, and likely to leave a trail of destruction in its wake. Instead of cleansing your soul, you're more likely to just traumatize everyone within a five-foot radius and ruin the carpet.
"The Grouchy Gag Reflex:" Trying to vomit out a bad attitude is like expecting your body to reject negativity like a bad oyster—it's wishful thinking at best and downright foolish at worst. Instead of purging toxicity, you're more likely to just trigger your gag reflex and end up feeling even worse than before.
"The Sour Stomach Syndrome:" Trying to vomit out a bad attitude is like expecting your stomach to turn into a therapist's couch—it's just not equipped to handle emotional baggage. Instead of purging negativity, you're more likely to end up with heartburn and a whole new set of problems to worry about.
"The Bitter Belch Backfire:" Attempting to vomit out a bad attitude is like trying to belch out your inner demons—it might provide temporary relief, but it's not a long-term solution. Instead of exorcising negativity, you're more likely to just make everyone within earshot uncomfortable and slightly nauseous.
"The Cranky Cough-Up Conundrum:" Trying to vomit out a bad attitude is like expecting your body to cough up a hairball—it's messy, unpleasant, and probably not going to solve anything. Instead of expelling negativity, you're more likely to just end up with a sore throat and a lingering sense of bitterness.
"The Pessimistic Projectile Problem:" Attempting to vomit out a bad attitude is like trying to projectile vomit your way to positivity—it's messy, ineffective, and likely to leave a trail of destruction in its wake. Instead of cleansing your soul, you're more likely to just traumatize everyone within a five-foot radius and ruin the carpet.
"The Grouchy Gag Reflex:" Trying to vomit out a bad attitude is like expecting your body to reject negativity like a bad oyster—it's wishful thinking at best and downright foolish at worst. Instead of purging toxicity, you're more likely to just trigger your gag reflex and end up feeling even worse than before.
1 year ago
The latest smoking lover fashion
There's a parallel universe where this is happening. But let's tackle the root of this meme! Why do stoners dress like that? Here's 5 reasons why we think they do:
"The Stealthy Style": Stoners dress in baggy clothes and hoodies to blend in with their surroundings—after all, you never know when you might need to camouflage yourself against a particularly leafy backdrop.
"The Snack Storage Solution": Those oversized pockets aren't just for show—they're the perfect place to stash snacks for those inevitable munchies. From bags of chips to boxes of cookies, stoners know that fashion is all about function.
"The Comfort Quest": Stoners prioritize comfort above all else, which is why you'll often find them rocking sweatpants and slippers wherever they go. Who needs high fashion when you can have high comfort levels?
"The Mindful Mix-and-Match": Stoners have a unique approach to fashion that can only be described as "eclectic." From tie-dye t-shirts to mismatched socks, they embrace a mix-and-match mentality that reflects their free-spirited outlook on life.
"The Herbal Accessory": Let's face it—nothing complements a stoner's outfit quite like a well-rolled joint or a fancy glass pipe. With their herb-themed accessories, stoners prove that fashion isn't just about clothes—it's a lifestyle.
"The Stealthy Style": Stoners dress in baggy clothes and hoodies to blend in with their surroundings—after all, you never know when you might need to camouflage yourself against a particularly leafy backdrop.
"The Snack Storage Solution": Those oversized pockets aren't just for show—they're the perfect place to stash snacks for those inevitable munchies. From bags of chips to boxes of cookies, stoners know that fashion is all about function.
"The Comfort Quest": Stoners prioritize comfort above all else, which is why you'll often find them rocking sweatpants and slippers wherever they go. Who needs high fashion when you can have high comfort levels?
"The Mindful Mix-and-Match": Stoners have a unique approach to fashion that can only be described as "eclectic." From tie-dye t-shirts to mismatched socks, they embrace a mix-and-match mentality that reflects their free-spirited outlook on life.
"The Herbal Accessory": Let's face it—nothing complements a stoner's outfit quite like a well-rolled joint or a fancy glass pipe. With their herb-themed accessories, stoners prove that fashion isn't just about clothes—it's a lifestyle.
