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11 months ago
He just said friend though
Best friends with no benefits
Here are five humorous reasons not to have long hair as a guy:
The "Soup Strainer" Struggle:
Long hair doubles as an unexpected garnish for your meals, adding a touch of flavor to every bite. Just be prepared for the inevitable awkward moment when you realize your spaghetti has turned into a spaghetti-hair sandwich.
The "Pillowcase Picasso" Predicament:
Long hair turns your pillow into a canvas for midnight masterpieces, as your locks twist and turn into avant-garde sculptures while you sleep. Wake up to discover you've created a modern art masterpiece – or a tangled mess worthy of its own exhibit.
The "Wind Tunnel Tango" Trial:
Long hair transforms a gentle breeze into a whirlwind of chaos, as your locks take on a life of their own and engage in a passionate dance with the wind. Hold onto your hat – or your hair – lest you become the unwitting star of a breezy ballet performance.
The "Shampoo Shortage" Saga:
Long hair turns every trip to the shampoo aisle into a harrowing adventure, as you navigate the labyrinth of bottles in search of a product that can tame your mane. Just remember to stock up on conditioner – you're gonna need it.
The "Sweat Bandit" Strain:
Long hair transforms every workout into a battle against the forces of sweat and gravity, as your locks rebel against containment and launch a full-scale assault on your forehead. Keep a towel handy – and maybe a spare hair tie or two – unless you want to end up looking like a drowned rat.
Here are five humorous reasons not to have long hair as a guy:
The "Soup Strainer" Struggle:
Long hair doubles as an unexpected garnish for your meals, adding a touch of flavor to every bite. Just be prepared for the inevitable awkward moment when you realize your spaghetti has turned into a spaghetti-hair sandwich.
The "Pillowcase Picasso" Predicament:
Long hair turns your pillow into a canvas for midnight masterpieces, as your locks twist and turn into avant-garde sculptures while you sleep. Wake up to discover you've created a modern art masterpiece – or a tangled mess worthy of its own exhibit.
The "Wind Tunnel Tango" Trial:
Long hair transforms a gentle breeze into a whirlwind of chaos, as your locks take on a life of their own and engage in a passionate dance with the wind. Hold onto your hat – or your hair – lest you become the unwitting star of a breezy ballet performance.
The "Shampoo Shortage" Saga:
Long hair turns every trip to the shampoo aisle into a harrowing adventure, as you navigate the labyrinth of bottles in search of a product that can tame your mane. Just remember to stock up on conditioner – you're gonna need it.
The "Sweat Bandit" Strain:
Long hair transforms every workout into a battle against the forces of sweat and gravity, as your locks rebel against containment and launch a full-scale assault on your forehead. Keep a towel handy – and maybe a spare hair tie or two – unless you want to end up looking like a drowned rat.
11 months ago
Car guy behaviour
Thanks man really cool please drive me to my destination now, we don't care about your car here are 5 reasons why:
"The Yawn-Inducing Yaris Effect: Sure, your car may be your pride and joy, but to everyone else, it's just another mundane mode of transportation. No matter how many times you wax poetic about its impressive fuel efficiency or spacious cup holders, the response is always the same: a collective yawn and a polite nod of indifference.
"The Ego-Eclipsing SUV Syndrome: Your car may be big and bold, but so is everyone else's ego. No matter how many times you rev your engine or flaunt your oversized wheels, you're just another speck in a sea of oversized vehicles. Sorry to burst your bubble, but there's no room for bragging rights in the carpool lane.
"The Luxury Lemon Letdown: Ah, the sweet smell of leather upholstery and the satisfying click of a closing door—too bad it's all just a facade. Despite your best efforts to impress with your luxury vehicle, everyone sees through the charade and recognizes your car for what it truly is: a glorified lemon with a hefty price tag.
"The Attention-Deficit Accord Affliction: No matter how flashy your car may be, it's no match for the short attention spans of today's society. One moment you're the talk of the town with your sleek new ride, and the next, you're yesterday's news as everyone moves on to the next big thing. Sorry, but your fifteen minutes of automotive fame are up.
"The Envy-Inducing Ego Eraser: Congratulations, you've succeeded in making everyone else feel slightly better about their own subpar vehicles. Your incessant bragging about horsepower and torque has only served to highlight the glaring inadequacies of your personality, leaving everyone else feeling grateful for their humble rides and unassuming egos. Thanks for the reality check, champ.
"The Yawn-Inducing Yaris Effect: Sure, your car may be your pride and joy, but to everyone else, it's just another mundane mode of transportation. No matter how many times you wax poetic about its impressive fuel efficiency or spacious cup holders, the response is always the same: a collective yawn and a polite nod of indifference.
"The Ego-Eclipsing SUV Syndrome: Your car may be big and bold, but so is everyone else's ego. No matter how many times you rev your engine or flaunt your oversized wheels, you're just another speck in a sea of oversized vehicles. Sorry to burst your bubble, but there's no room for bragging rights in the carpool lane.
"The Luxury Lemon Letdown: Ah, the sweet smell of leather upholstery and the satisfying click of a closing door—too bad it's all just a facade. Despite your best efforts to impress with your luxury vehicle, everyone sees through the charade and recognizes your car for what it truly is: a glorified lemon with a hefty price tag.
"The Attention-Deficit Accord Affliction: No matter how flashy your car may be, it's no match for the short attention spans of today's society. One moment you're the talk of the town with your sleek new ride, and the next, you're yesterday's news as everyone moves on to the next big thing. Sorry, but your fifteen minutes of automotive fame are up.
"The Envy-Inducing Ego Eraser: Congratulations, you've succeeded in making everyone else feel slightly better about their own subpar vehicles. Your incessant bragging about horsepower and torque has only served to highlight the glaring inadequacies of your personality, leaving everyone else feeling grateful for their humble rides and unassuming egos. Thanks for the reality check, champ.
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Hide it behind something green
You buy the ice cream you deserve the lions share plus kids are smaller then you
We do have some reasons why they should find a job as early as 6 years old like in the olden days though
"Tiny Hands, Big Work Ethic":
"Who needs adult workers when you have tiny, nimble-fingered children ready to tackle the toughest tasks? Plus, think of the money saved on office supplies – those little hands are perfect for stapling!"
"CEO: Chief Executive Offspring":
"Why wait until adulthood to climb the corporate ladder? With child labor laws abolished, we can start grooming the next generation of CEOs straight out of the sandbox. Just imagine the boardroom meetings with juice boxes and crayons!"
"Nap Time is for Quitters":
"Forget mandated breaks – with child labor laws out of the picture, we can keep our workforce going 24/7! Who needs sleep when you have endless energy and an unlimited supply of candy?"
"School's Out Forever":
"Why waste time in classrooms when there's real-world experience to be gained? Abolishing child labor laws means children can skip school and jump straight into the workforce. After all, who needs math when you have manual labor?"
"Playtime is Overrated":
"With child labor laws abolished, we can put an end to frivolous activities like playing and socializing. It's time to instill a strong work ethic from a young age – because nothing builds character like a 12-hour shift in a coal mine!"
We do have some reasons why they should find a job as early as 6 years old like in the olden days though
"Tiny Hands, Big Work Ethic":
"Who needs adult workers when you have tiny, nimble-fingered children ready to tackle the toughest tasks? Plus, think of the money saved on office supplies – those little hands are perfect for stapling!"
"CEO: Chief Executive Offspring":
"Why wait until adulthood to climb the corporate ladder? With child labor laws abolished, we can start grooming the next generation of CEOs straight out of the sandbox. Just imagine the boardroom meetings with juice boxes and crayons!"
"Nap Time is for Quitters":
"Forget mandated breaks – with child labor laws out of the picture, we can keep our workforce going 24/7! Who needs sleep when you have endless energy and an unlimited supply of candy?"
"School's Out Forever":
"Why waste time in classrooms when there's real-world experience to be gained? Abolishing child labor laws means children can skip school and jump straight into the workforce. After all, who needs math when you have manual labor?"
"Playtime is Overrated":
"With child labor laws abolished, we can put an end to frivolous activities like playing and socializing. It's time to instill a strong work ethic from a young age – because nothing builds character like a 12-hour shift in a coal mine!"
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