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1 year ago
Smoking is not cool
It just looks cool
Here are five humorous reasons why smoking might seem cool:
The "Alien Connection": Smoking lets you communicate with extraterrestrials via smoke signals.
The "Human Chimney": Smoking turns you into a walking fog machine, perfect for dramatic entrances.
The "Nicotine Ninja": Smoking makes you a stealthy ninja, disappearing into smoke at will.
The "Confidence Cigarette": Smoking gives you a swaggering confidence, like the star of an action movie.
The "Rebel Vibe": Smoking is rebellion against the mundane, sticking it to the man one puff at a time.
Here are five humorous reasons why smoking might seem cool:
The "Alien Connection": Smoking lets you communicate with extraterrestrials via smoke signals.
The "Human Chimney": Smoking turns you into a walking fog machine, perfect for dramatic entrances.
The "Nicotine Ninja": Smoking makes you a stealthy ninja, disappearing into smoke at will.
The "Confidence Cigarette": Smoking gives you a swaggering confidence, like the star of an action movie.
The "Rebel Vibe": Smoking is rebellion against the mundane, sticking it to the man one puff at a time.
1 year ago
1 year ago
God of War is a good game though
Wish we knew if he realized after he was done lore dumping. Who knows maybe God Of War is simply better then sex? We've explored the possibly:
"No Need for Foreplay—Just Press Start": With God of War, there's no need to worry about candles, mood lighting, or romantic music—just fire up your console and press start. Who needs foreplay when you can dive straight into an epic adventure filled with gods, monsters, and epic battles?
"Multiple Endings, No Strings Attached": Unlike sex, where the ending is usually predetermined, God of War offers multiple endings and branching storylines. Whether you prefer a happy ending or a tragic one, there's something for everyone in this epic saga—no strings attached.
"You Can Skip the Pillow Talk and Go Straight to Epic Boss Fights": Who needs post-coital cuddling when you can skip straight to the adrenaline-pumping action of epic boss fights? With God of War, you can trade sweet nothings for epic showdowns with mythical creatures and vengeful gods.
"No Performance Anxiety—Just Epic Gameplay": Worried about performance anxiety ruining the mood? With God of War, there's no need to stress about your performance—just focus on mastering the game's combat mechanics and unleashing devastating combos on your enemies.
"You Can Pause for Snacks Without Ruining the Moment": Ever tried to pause sex for a snack break? It's awkward, to say the least. But with God of War, you can pause the action at any time to grab a snack, take a bathroom break, or answer the door without ruining the moment. It's the ultimate convenience for hungry gamers everywhere.
"No Need for Foreplay—Just Press Start": With God of War, there's no need to worry about candles, mood lighting, or romantic music—just fire up your console and press start. Who needs foreplay when you can dive straight into an epic adventure filled with gods, monsters, and epic battles?
"Multiple Endings, No Strings Attached": Unlike sex, where the ending is usually predetermined, God of War offers multiple endings and branching storylines. Whether you prefer a happy ending or a tragic one, there's something for everyone in this epic saga—no strings attached.
"You Can Skip the Pillow Talk and Go Straight to Epic Boss Fights": Who needs post-coital cuddling when you can skip straight to the adrenaline-pumping action of epic boss fights? With God of War, you can trade sweet nothings for epic showdowns with mythical creatures and vengeful gods.
"No Performance Anxiety—Just Epic Gameplay": Worried about performance anxiety ruining the mood? With God of War, there's no need to stress about your performance—just focus on mastering the game's combat mechanics and unleashing devastating combos on your enemies.
"You Can Pause for Snacks Without Ruining the Moment": Ever tried to pause sex for a snack break? It's awkward, to say the least. But with God of War, you can pause the action at any time to grab a snack, take a bathroom break, or answer the door without ruining the moment. It's the ultimate convenience for hungry gamers everywhere.
1 year ago
The female orgasm is a myth
You couldn't get that out of me by waterboarding in real life!
This made us think though! Does the female orgasm lead to socialism and dare i say it communism?
Here is what we came up with
"Communal Climaxes Create Comrades": The simultaneous release of oxytocin during female orgasms fosters feelings of bonding and empathy, leading to a sudden urge to share resources and overthrow the capitalist system. Who knew pleasure could be so politically transformative?
"Redistributing Pleasure Points": The redistribution of pleasure from the individual to the collective encourages a socialist mindset, as women realize the inherent unfairness of hoarding orgasms for oneself. From each according to her ability, to each according to her needs—especially when it comes to reaching the big O!
"The Orgasmic Equalizer": In the heat of passion, all social hierarchies dissolve as everyone strives for the common goal of mutual satisfaction. It's the ultimate leveller, where even the most ardent capitalists find themselves chanting, "From each according to their pleasure, to each according to their kink!"
"Utopia in the Sheets": The pursuit of pleasure transcends individual desire and becomes a collective endeavor, laying the groundwork for a socialist utopia where everyone's needs are met—preferably multiple times a day.
"The Orgasmic Revolution": With each climax comes a revolutionary fervor, as women awaken to their own power and demand equality in all aspects of life. It's not just about orgasms—it's about overthrowing the patriarchy one pleasure-filled revolution at a time.
This made us think though! Does the female orgasm lead to socialism and dare i say it communism?
Here is what we came up with
"Communal Climaxes Create Comrades": The simultaneous release of oxytocin during female orgasms fosters feelings of bonding and empathy, leading to a sudden urge to share resources and overthrow the capitalist system. Who knew pleasure could be so politically transformative?
"Redistributing Pleasure Points": The redistribution of pleasure from the individual to the collective encourages a socialist mindset, as women realize the inherent unfairness of hoarding orgasms for oneself. From each according to her ability, to each according to her needs—especially when it comes to reaching the big O!
"The Orgasmic Equalizer": In the heat of passion, all social hierarchies dissolve as everyone strives for the common goal of mutual satisfaction. It's the ultimate leveller, where even the most ardent capitalists find themselves chanting, "From each according to their pleasure, to each according to their kink!"
"Utopia in the Sheets": The pursuit of pleasure transcends individual desire and becomes a collective endeavor, laying the groundwork for a socialist utopia where everyone's needs are met—preferably multiple times a day.
"The Orgasmic Revolution": With each climax comes a revolutionary fervor, as women awaken to their own power and demand equality in all aspects of life. It's not just about orgasms—it's about overthrowing the patriarchy one pleasure-filled revolution at a time.
1 year ago
Where is my bison
Aang was pretty mad when that happened. So would parents looking for their BI-Son but where might he be? Here's a few possibilities :
"The Bi-disappeared": "You're searching for him everywhere, convinced he's hiding in plain sight with his chameleon-like ability to blend into any rainbow-themed decor. Turns out, he's just enjoying a quiet moment of bi-reflection in his room."
"The Bisexual Beacon": "You've set up a 'Bi-dar' device, hoping it will lead you straight to him with its rainbow-colored arrows. Unfortunately, it keeps malfunctioning and pointing you towards the nearest thrift store selling retro disco outfits instead."
"The Bisexual Hide and Seek Champion": "You've enlisted the help of the entire family in a game of 'Find the Bisexual.' Despite their best efforts, he remains elusive, popping up in unexpected places like the pantry, claiming he's 'bi-hungry' for snacks."
"The Bi-noculars": "You're peering through a pair of rainbow-colored binoculars, convinced they'll help you spot him from miles away. Little do you know, he's right behind you, holding a sign that reads, 'I'm bi-here, you just needed better bi-sight.'"
"The Bi-cycle Ride": "You've commandeered a tandem bicycle, determined to pedal your way to him in record time. As you struggle to navigate the streets, narrowly avoiding collisions with other rainbow-themed vehicles, you can't help but wonder if this is what they mean by 'bi-cycle built for two.'"
"The Bi-disappeared": "You're searching for him everywhere, convinced he's hiding in plain sight with his chameleon-like ability to blend into any rainbow-themed decor. Turns out, he's just enjoying a quiet moment of bi-reflection in his room."
"The Bisexual Beacon": "You've set up a 'Bi-dar' device, hoping it will lead you straight to him with its rainbow-colored arrows. Unfortunately, it keeps malfunctioning and pointing you towards the nearest thrift store selling retro disco outfits instead."
"The Bisexual Hide and Seek Champion": "You've enlisted the help of the entire family in a game of 'Find the Bisexual.' Despite their best efforts, he remains elusive, popping up in unexpected places like the pantry, claiming he's 'bi-hungry' for snacks."
"The Bi-noculars": "You're peering through a pair of rainbow-colored binoculars, convinced they'll help you spot him from miles away. Little do you know, he's right behind you, holding a sign that reads, 'I'm bi-here, you just needed better bi-sight.'"
"The Bi-cycle Ride": "You've commandeered a tandem bicycle, determined to pedal your way to him in record time. As you struggle to navigate the streets, narrowly avoiding collisions with other rainbow-themed vehicles, you can't help but wonder if this is what they mean by 'bi-cycle built for two.'"
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