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8 months ago
Smoking is not cool
It just looks cool
Here are five humorous reasons why smoking might seem cool:
The "Alien Connection": Smoking lets you communicate with extraterrestrials via smoke signals.
The "Human Chimney": Smoking turns you into a walking fog machine, perfect for dramatic entrances.
The "Nicotine Ninja": Smoking makes you a stealthy ninja, disappearing into smoke at will.
The "Confidence Cigarette": Smoking gives you a swaggering confidence, like the star of an action movie.
The "Rebel Vibe": Smoking is rebellion against the mundane, sticking it to the man one puff at a time.
Here are five humorous reasons why smoking might seem cool:
The "Alien Connection": Smoking lets you communicate with extraterrestrials via smoke signals.
The "Human Chimney": Smoking turns you into a walking fog machine, perfect for dramatic entrances.
The "Nicotine Ninja": Smoking makes you a stealthy ninja, disappearing into smoke at will.
The "Confidence Cigarette": Smoking gives you a swaggering confidence, like the star of an action movie.
The "Rebel Vibe": Smoking is rebellion against the mundane, sticking it to the man one puff at a time.
5 months ago
8 months ago
Is it though?
They must have sure liked cucumbers that you can't eat...that's it right?
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
People in antiquity never masturbated guys just trust our 5 reasons they are SO real
The "Statue Stigma" Story:
"They feared accidentally turning into statues themselves – nobody wants to spend eternity frozen in an awkward pose!"
The "Olive Oil Overdose" Myth:
"They believed excessive self-love would deplete the olive oil supply, leading to an ancient Greek salad crisis of epic proportions!"
The "Scroll Scandal" Saga:
"They worried about chafing from all that parchment rubbing – imagine explaining ink stains in awkward places to your scribe!"
The "Vengeful Venus" Vendetta:
"They feared angering the gods, particularly Venus, who might retaliate by sabotaging their love life for eternity. Talk about divine retribution!"
The "Chariot Chastity" Chronicle:
"They believed that spilling their seed would diminish their strength, jeopardizing their chances of winning the next chariot race. Priorities, right?"
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