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12 months ago
1 year ago
AI can now pass the turring test
Just dumb enough to pass
Let's playfully poke fun at AI:
"Lost in Translation": AI may be a linguistic genius, but sometimes it gets its wires crossed. Ever tried asking for directions and ended up with a recipe for spaghetti? Yeah, that's AI for you—lost in its own digital labyrinth.
"Math Majors Gone Wild": When it comes to crunching numbers, AI is a whiz. But ask it to calculate the tip at a restaurant, and suddenly it's convinced you're asking for the meaning of life. Just stick to the basics, AI—it's not rocket science (unless you're a rocket scientist).
"Memory Malfunctions": AI might have a memory like a steel trap, but it's also prone to the occasional glitch. One minute it's recalling your favorite song lyrics, and the next it's convinced you're a long-lost relative of Cleopatra. Oops, wrong memory bank!
"Existential Existentialism": Ever tried engaging AI in a deep philosophical debate? Prepare to be disappointed. Instead of waxing poetic about the nature of existence, it's more likely to ask if you've seen its car keys. Ah, the mysteries of the universe—lost on AI's circuitry.
"AI's Got Talent": From painting masterpieces to composing symphonies, AI is a Renaissance bot. But ask it to tell a joke, and suddenly it's as funny as a soggy sandwich. Looks like AI missed the memo on humor—better stick to the classics, like "Why did the robot go to therapy? Because it had too many bugs in its code!"
Let's playfully poke fun at AI:
"Lost in Translation": AI may be a linguistic genius, but sometimes it gets its wires crossed. Ever tried asking for directions and ended up with a recipe for spaghetti? Yeah, that's AI for you—lost in its own digital labyrinth.
"Math Majors Gone Wild": When it comes to crunching numbers, AI is a whiz. But ask it to calculate the tip at a restaurant, and suddenly it's convinced you're asking for the meaning of life. Just stick to the basics, AI—it's not rocket science (unless you're a rocket scientist).
"Memory Malfunctions": AI might have a memory like a steel trap, but it's also prone to the occasional glitch. One minute it's recalling your favorite song lyrics, and the next it's convinced you're a long-lost relative of Cleopatra. Oops, wrong memory bank!
"Existential Existentialism": Ever tried engaging AI in a deep philosophical debate? Prepare to be disappointed. Instead of waxing poetic about the nature of existence, it's more likely to ask if you've seen its car keys. Ah, the mysteries of the universe—lost on AI's circuitry.
"AI's Got Talent": From painting masterpieces to composing symphonies, AI is a Renaissance bot. But ask it to tell a joke, and suddenly it's as funny as a soggy sandwich. Looks like AI missed the memo on humor—better stick to the classics, like "Why did the robot go to therapy? Because it had too many bugs in its code!"
12 months ago
1 year ago
Gambling with his health
Winning just means he can keep all his fingers
After he's done he might try these out
The "Lawnmower Limbo": Attempting to limbo under a running lawnmower at your neighbor's barbecue, risking a new hairstyle (or lack thereof) and a rather awkward conversation with your barber.
The "Microwave Marathon": Trying to cook an entire Thanksgiving turkey in the microwave to save time, risking a fiery explosion and an impromptu visit from the fire department.
The "High-Speed Snacking": Trying to eat a bowl of cereal while driving on the freeway during rush hour, risking a milkshake disaster and becoming the subject of the next viral dashcam video.
The "Daredevil DIY": Attempting to fix your leaky roof using nothing but duct tape and a stapler, risking a DIY disaster and a rather soggy living room ceiling.
The "Extreme Selfie Challenge": Trying to take the perfect selfie while standing on the edge of a cliff, risking becoming the star of the next "Fail Compilation" video on YouTube.
After he's done he might try these out
The "Lawnmower Limbo": Attempting to limbo under a running lawnmower at your neighbor's barbecue, risking a new hairstyle (or lack thereof) and a rather awkward conversation with your barber.
The "Microwave Marathon": Trying to cook an entire Thanksgiving turkey in the microwave to save time, risking a fiery explosion and an impromptu visit from the fire department.
The "High-Speed Snacking": Trying to eat a bowl of cereal while driving on the freeway during rush hour, risking a milkshake disaster and becoming the subject of the next viral dashcam video.
The "Daredevil DIY": Attempting to fix your leaky roof using nothing but duct tape and a stapler, risking a DIY disaster and a rather soggy living room ceiling.
The "Extreme Selfie Challenge": Trying to take the perfect selfie while standing on the edge of a cliff, risking becoming the star of the next "Fail Compilation" video on YouTube.
1 year ago
Blood ghosts was a very serious ailment
Nothing a little bit of cocaine couldn't cure though!
Here are some other old timey ailments copious amounts of drugs have probably been prescribed to help with:
"Victorian Vaporspasm":
"A peculiar ailment causing sudden spasms of exaggerated fainting spells, triggered by exposure to scandalous literature or the sight of exposed ankles. Afflicted individuals are often found clutching their chests dramatically and gasping for imaginary smelling salts."
"Edwardian Equestrian Eruption":
"A condition believed to be contracted from overindulgence in horseback riding, resulting in eruptions of miniature horseshoes from the skin. Sufferers are often seen galloping about in a frenzy, leaving behind a trail of hoofprints."
"Georgian Gentry Gout":
"A disease exclusive to the aristocracy, causing an inexplicable craving for cucumber sandwiches and tea served in fine china. Symptoms include a sudden aversion to the common folk and an uncontrollable urge to speak in haughty tones."
"Regency Rumor Rash":
"An affliction characterized by a rash of outlandish rumors spreading across high society like wildfire. Sufferers find themselves at the center of scandalous tales involving secret trysts, stolen jewels, and dastardly plots, whether true or not."
"Napoleonic Noodle Nonsense":
"A bizarre disorder resulting in the uncontrollable urge to recite military strategies and issue orders to imaginary troops. Those afflicted may be found marching through the streets, brandishing makeshift swords and declaring war on unsuspecting pigeons."
Here are some other old timey ailments copious amounts of drugs have probably been prescribed to help with:
"Victorian Vaporspasm":
"A peculiar ailment causing sudden spasms of exaggerated fainting spells, triggered by exposure to scandalous literature or the sight of exposed ankles. Afflicted individuals are often found clutching their chests dramatically and gasping for imaginary smelling salts."
"Edwardian Equestrian Eruption":
"A condition believed to be contracted from overindulgence in horseback riding, resulting in eruptions of miniature horseshoes from the skin. Sufferers are often seen galloping about in a frenzy, leaving behind a trail of hoofprints."
"Georgian Gentry Gout":
"A disease exclusive to the aristocracy, causing an inexplicable craving for cucumber sandwiches and tea served in fine china. Symptoms include a sudden aversion to the common folk and an uncontrollable urge to speak in haughty tones."
"Regency Rumor Rash":
"An affliction characterized by a rash of outlandish rumors spreading across high society like wildfire. Sufferers find themselves at the center of scandalous tales involving secret trysts, stolen jewels, and dastardly plots, whether true or not."
"Napoleonic Noodle Nonsense":
"A bizarre disorder resulting in the uncontrollable urge to recite military strategies and issue orders to imaginary troops. Those afflicted may be found marching through the streets, brandishing makeshift swords and declaring war on unsuspecting pigeons."
1 year ago
Every time someone rich gives financial advice
But it's because you spend money on coffee and avocado toast though. I'm obviously not rich, shocker right, so I was thinking maybe rich people should shut the fuck up regarding the stuff they say regarding WHY they are rich in the first place! Maybe don't patronize us poorys. here are a few reasons why the rich should shut the fuck up sometimes:
"The Trust Fund Tyrants": Hey, Mr. Moneybags, your financial advice is about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine. When your biggest concern is which diamond-studded watch to wear, the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to afford groceries. So how about you take a seat in your ivory tower and leave the real advice to those of us who actually have to work for a living?
"The Silver Spoon Sages": Listen up, Princess Prada, your financial wisdom is about as relevant as a snowplow in the Sahara. While you're busy sipping champagne on your private jet, the rest of us are struggling to make ends meet. Maybe instead of lecturing us about investments, you could try donating some of that excess cash to charity—assuming you even know what that word means.
"The Wealthy Whiners": Oh, boo-hoo, Mr. Moneybags, did your stock portfolio take a hit? Cry me a river, why don't you? While you're sulking in your penthouse suite, the rest of us are scraping by on minimum wage. So how about you spare us the sob story about your yacht maintenance fees and try living in the real world for once?
"The Greedy Goblins": Hey there, Scrooge McRich, ever hear of the phrase "money can't buy happiness"? Probably not, considering you've never had to worry about paying rent or affording healthcare. Maybe instead of hoarding your wealth like a dragon with its gold, you could try spreading some of that financial advice to those who actually need it—like, I don't know, the 99% of us who aren't swimming in gold coins.
"The Privileged Pricks": Newsflash, Richie Rich, your financial advice is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. When your idea of a financial struggle is deciding which summer home to vacation in, you might want to reconsider doling out advice to those of us who are just trying to make it to payday without overdrawing our bank accounts. So how about you take your trust fund and shove it where the sun don't shine?
"The Trust Fund Tyrants": Hey, Mr. Moneybags, your financial advice is about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine. When your biggest concern is which diamond-studded watch to wear, the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to afford groceries. So how about you take a seat in your ivory tower and leave the real advice to those of us who actually have to work for a living?
"The Silver Spoon Sages": Listen up, Princess Prada, your financial wisdom is about as relevant as a snowplow in the Sahara. While you're busy sipping champagne on your private jet, the rest of us are struggling to make ends meet. Maybe instead of lecturing us about investments, you could try donating some of that excess cash to charity—assuming you even know what that word means.
"The Wealthy Whiners": Oh, boo-hoo, Mr. Moneybags, did your stock portfolio take a hit? Cry me a river, why don't you? While you're sulking in your penthouse suite, the rest of us are scraping by on minimum wage. So how about you spare us the sob story about your yacht maintenance fees and try living in the real world for once?
"The Greedy Goblins": Hey there, Scrooge McRich, ever hear of the phrase "money can't buy happiness"? Probably not, considering you've never had to worry about paying rent or affording healthcare. Maybe instead of hoarding your wealth like a dragon with its gold, you could try spreading some of that financial advice to those who actually need it—like, I don't know, the 99% of us who aren't swimming in gold coins.
"The Privileged Pricks": Newsflash, Richie Rich, your financial advice is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. When your idea of a financial struggle is deciding which summer home to vacation in, you might want to reconsider doling out advice to those of us who are just trying to make it to payday without overdrawing our bank accounts. So how about you take your trust fund and shove it where the sun don't shine?
