His cousin is an investigator

Would he join the gator or mechanic union
Crocodiles can be great mechanics read the stuff our intern wrote while huffing glue

The "Jaws of Steel" Expertise:
Crocodiles' powerful jaws are perfect for tightening bolts.

The "Tail-Wagging" Torque Technique:
Their tails generate enough force to replace an engine.

The "Snap and Fix" Method:
With lightning-fast reflexes, they can swap parts in a snap.

The "Scaley Smarts" Skillset:
Their intelligence helps them tackle any engine trouble.

The "Lakeside Service" Specialty:
They offer convenient watercraft repairs right at the dock.

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Cat

9 months ago

Unemployment didn't suit him

Better a job you hate then a rent you can't pay
Hate your job? Try this new trend : HOMELESSNESS

"Free Spirit Lifestyle:"
"Why be chained to a mortgage when you can roam free? No rent, no rules, just you and the open road!"

"Social Experiment Fame:"
"Become a YouTube sensation! Document your journey from cubicle to curb for fame and followers."

"Fashion Freedom:"
"Say goodbye to suits, hello to dumpster chic! Who needs designer labels when you can rock garbage bag couture?"

"Gourmet Dumpster Dining:"
"Forget fancy restaurants, embrace the thrill of dumpster delicacies. It's like a daily treasure hunt for your taste buds!"

"Urban Adventure:"
"Trade suburbia for the concrete jungle! From dodging pigeons to perfecting your cardboard castle, city living is the ultimate adventure!"