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1 year ago
Lawyers it's sad we need them
We need them to navigate the nightmarish system they created
If a child was a lawyer here's some cases they could work on
The Case of the Missing Cookie: Defending a child accused of stealing cookies from the cookie jar. The evidence is crumbly, but the stakes are high – bedtime without dessert!
The Great Toy Heist: Representing a child accused of "borrowing" toys from their sibling's room without permission. Can they plead innocent by reason of sibling rivalry?
The Playground Dispute: Mediating a dispute between two kids arguing over who gets to be the captain of the imaginary pirate ship during recess. Ahoy, mateys, it's time to negotiate a truce!
The Pet Custody Battle: Representing a child in a heated custody battle over the family pet hamster. Who gets custody of Fluffy the hamster – Mom's house or Dad's house? The stakes have never been furrier!
The Homework Rebellion: Defending a child accused of organizing a protest against homework assignments. Can they argue for shorter school days and longer playtime? It's a fight for recess rights!
If a child was a lawyer here's some cases they could work on
The Case of the Missing Cookie: Defending a child accused of stealing cookies from the cookie jar. The evidence is crumbly, but the stakes are high – bedtime without dessert!
The Great Toy Heist: Representing a child accused of "borrowing" toys from their sibling's room without permission. Can they plead innocent by reason of sibling rivalry?
The Playground Dispute: Mediating a dispute between two kids arguing over who gets to be the captain of the imaginary pirate ship during recess. Ahoy, mateys, it's time to negotiate a truce!
The Pet Custody Battle: Representing a child in a heated custody battle over the family pet hamster. Who gets custody of Fluffy the hamster – Mom's house or Dad's house? The stakes have never been furrier!
The Homework Rebellion: Defending a child accused of organizing a protest against homework assignments. Can they argue for shorter school days and longer playtime? It's a fight for recess rights!
1 year ago
We're finally here
70% of onlyfans accounts make under 100$ just dropping this out there. You would get bullied if kids find out your mom has an OnlyFans , here's a few reasons why:
"The Subscription Sabotage": "Because suddenly, your classmates are less interested in trading Pokémon cards and more interested in discussing your mom's latest subscription rates. It's like having a front-row seat to the weirdest reality show ever, and unfortunately, you're the star."
"The PTA Paradox": "Because while other kids' moms are busy organizing bake sales and chaperoning field trips, your mom's calendar is filled with photoshoots and live streams. It's like being the only kid at school whose mom moonlights as an accidental influencer."
"The Family Feud Fiasco": "Because nothing says 'bully bait' like having to defend your mom's choice of career during a heated game of dodgeball. Suddenly, insults are flying faster than dodgeballs, and you're left wondering if you should have just stayed home and played video games instead."
"The Social Media Sideshow": "Because thanks to your mom's newfound fame, your social media feeds are filled with more thirst traps and sponsored posts than a Kardashian's Instagram. It's like living in a constant state of secondhand embarrassment, with your mom as the unwitting star."
"The Career Day Catastrophe": "Because while other kids' parents are talking about their 'boring' jobs like doctors and lawyers, your mom's presentation on 'the art of the selfie' is met with a mix of awe and awkward silence. Suddenly, you're the kid with the coolest mom and the biggest target on your back."
"The Subscription Sabotage": "Because suddenly, your classmates are less interested in trading Pokémon cards and more interested in discussing your mom's latest subscription rates. It's like having a front-row seat to the weirdest reality show ever, and unfortunately, you're the star."
"The PTA Paradox": "Because while other kids' moms are busy organizing bake sales and chaperoning field trips, your mom's calendar is filled with photoshoots and live streams. It's like being the only kid at school whose mom moonlights as an accidental influencer."
"The Family Feud Fiasco": "Because nothing says 'bully bait' like having to defend your mom's choice of career during a heated game of dodgeball. Suddenly, insults are flying faster than dodgeballs, and you're left wondering if you should have just stayed home and played video games instead."
"The Social Media Sideshow": "Because thanks to your mom's newfound fame, your social media feeds are filled with more thirst traps and sponsored posts than a Kardashian's Instagram. It's like living in a constant state of secondhand embarrassment, with your mom as the unwitting star."
"The Career Day Catastrophe": "Because while other kids' parents are talking about their 'boring' jobs like doctors and lawyers, your mom's presentation on 'the art of the selfie' is met with a mix of awe and awkward silence. Suddenly, you're the kid with the coolest mom and the biggest target on your back."
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